Unify all heavens

The night is already deep.

In a certain wing of the south courtyard, Li Qing leaned on a wooden stick and opened the door with a creak. Then he hobbled towards the kitchen in the next courtyard, and then took two already-used items from the kitchen drawer. The steamed buns were getting cold, so he limped towards the main hall.

When they walked to the corridor, they saw dim yellow candlelight shining through the windows, and the sound of Tang Sanzang's low-pitched chanting and the sound of Zhu Bajie's footsteps wandering around the floor could also be heard in the main hall.

When Li Qing approached the main hall and was about to open the door, Zhu Bajie in the room could no longer suppress the anxiety in his heart and complained about Tang Sanzang, only to hear him say: "Master is so incompetent in doing things, he talks nonsense. If you just vaguely agree and coax him to eat some fast food, you can still have a happy night tonight. Whether you agree or not tomorrow depends on you and me. With the door closed like this, our empty and cold stove will be empty all night How to get through it?”

Upon hearing this, Monk Sha said: "Second brother, why don't you become a son-in-law in his family? It would be better than us suffering here!"

Zhu Bajie pretended to be angry and said: "Brother, don't make fun of me, let's take it long term."

Sun Wukong was very happy when he heard this. He squatted on the chair and waved his hands and said, "What's there to care about? If you are willing, then teach your father to marry that woman, and you can be a son-in-law who steps in. His family is so rich. If you have wealth and treasure, you will definitely pay the dowry, and when the time comes, there will be a wedding banquet for us to enjoy!"

After saying that, he jumped down from the chair, patted Zhu Bajie's big belly with his furry palms, and said with a smile: "You are still a secular person here, but you don't get the best of both worlds?"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he just said: "That's what I said, but it's just that I'm detached from the secular world and then returned to the secular world. If I stop my wife and then marry another wife, I might be disliked."

When Monk Sha heard this, he was startled and smiled: "Second brother turns out to have a sister-in-law?"

Sun Wukong walked to Monk Sha in three or two steps, squatted on the chair again, smiled at Monk Sha, and said: "You don't know him yet, but he had sex with the Demon King Egg's Second Sister in the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain. The son-in-law who came to the house also lived a fairy life. Then the second sister Na egg suddenly died, and he went to Wuszang Gaolao'erzhuang to become the son-in-law of Gao Taigong, so he was surrendered by Lao Sun. He also received Bodhisattva Before he could do anything about the precepts, I caught him to become a monk, so he abandoned his ex-wife and joined his master to worship Buddha in the west. He thought it was because they had been apart for a long time, and then he thought of the incident again, but then he heard about it, and he decided to do this again. Heart. Idiot, you become a son-in-law with this family. You just pay more respects to me and I won’t report you."

Zhu Bajie was very embarrassed when he heard this, and said angrily: "Nonsense, nonsense! Everyone has this intention, and they only make a fool of the old pig. As the saying goes: Monks are hungry ghosts in lust. Who shouldn't be like this? They are all coy and embarrassed. All good things have been ruined. Now tea is not allowed to meet, and the lights are unattended. Although it has stayed up all night, the horse will have to carry people and walk again tomorrow. If it is hungry for another night, it will have to be skinned. You sit down and wait for the old pig to let the horse go."

As soon as he finished speaking, he opened the door, but he didn't want to bump into the old man Li Qing was sleeping with.

Immediately, he heard an "ouch" sound, and the old man was pushed backwards by Zhu Bajie's big belly and fell to the ground. The two steamed buns he held in his hand also fell to the ground and were covered with dust.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly stepped forward to help the old man up, and couldn't help complaining: "Old man, why are you walking silently?"

The old man sighed, shook his head and said: "Seeing that the master's family was furious, the old man canceled the banquet again. Guessing that the elders would have a long night, he took the only two steamed buns left and came here. But when he walked to the door, he I heard that several elders were discussing the marriage, so I didn't dare to disturb them, so I had to stand guard outside the door."

When he finished speaking, Tang Sanzang and the other two disciples in the room also walked to the door.

After hearing what the old man said, Tang Sanzang immediately clasped his hands and said, "Thank you very much, old man, for still remembering the poor monk and his disciples!"

When Tang Monk finished speaking, Sun Wukong also walked to Zhu Bajie, picked up the two steamed buns on the ground, and patted the dust on them. Seeing Zhu Bajie looking at the two steamed buns eagerly, he rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Brother, aren't you going to let the horses go? By the way, send the old man into the wing as well!"

After Zhu Bajie heard this, he hummed a few times and said, "You plagued monkey, as soon as the old pig leaves, I'm afraid this steamed bun will fall into your belly!"

Sun Wukong immediately joked: "Your son-in-law, who is about to come to the house, still cares about these two steamed buns? As long as you agree to that woman's words, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life!"

After saying that, before Zhu Bajie responded, he walked up to Tang Sanzang and handed over two steamed buns.

Zhu Bajie saw this and said angrily: "You are making fun of me again, that's it, I won't argue with you!"

After saying that, he supported the old man and walked towards the side room.

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie's back, and suddenly his heart moved. He thought to himself: "If it were normal, this idiot would have finished eating the steamed buns before leaving. How could he have changed his temper today? Could it be..."

As soon as he thought of this, he smiled and said: "Sha Seng, sit here with Master, wait for Lao Sun to go with him, and see where he puts the horse."

When Monk Sha nodded, Tang Sanzang also said: "Wukong, go and see him if you want, but don't laugh at him!"

Sun Wukong smiled and nodded, then transformed into a dragonfly and chased Zhu Bajie.

In front, although Zhu Bajie was supporting the old man, his eyes kept wandering around, wondering what he was thinking in his heart.

After Li Qing glanced at him with his peripheral vision, he felt funny in his heart, and immediately said: "Elder, I'm sorry for my words, but there are great benefits to being a monk. You eat fast and chant Buddha's name every day. I think you are honest and honest, but you are not as good as me." I’ll take you to the master’s house and marry you!”

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed when he heard this, his eyes immediately shone, and he said without hesitation: "Thank you very much, father-in-law! If this comes to pass, I will advise you. My father-in-law will marry the master's family, and we will be happy together. The family is happy and happy here!”

The old man shook his head quickly and said with a bitter smile: "There are eighty-two cases of old age, and those who are about to die will be of no use to them!"

Zhu Bajie immediately waved his sleeves and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, Old Zhu, I have several relationships from the 33rd heaven to the netherworld. When you die, if something bad happens, I will Old Zhu talks to him, he will give you a long life, and he will teach you a Qi training method. Although you may not live forever, you can live for three to five hundred years! That method of fighting on the bedside, Old Zhu I know how to do it. If the happy event comes tonight, I will teach you this method. Even if the old woman is like a wolf and a tiger, she will teach you to have a great time on your wedding night!"

After Li Qing heard this, he sneered in his heart.

He can guarantee that based on Zhu Bajie's words, he will suffer a lot tonight!

Just when I was thinking of this, I saw that I had already arrived in the backyard.

I saw the old woman and three girls standing idle outside the back door, admiring the flowers and the moon.