Unify all heavens

After hearing what Sun Wukong said, Zhu Bajie pretended to be angry and waved his hands repeatedly: "It can't be done, it can't be done! My old pig is a monk who eats fast and chants sutras, so there is a good place to do this!"

Sun Wukong immediately sneered and said sternly: "Idiot, don't be pretentious. You have screamed so many times, so why can't you do it? It's also good to agree quickly and take us to have some wedding wine."

As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand and the old woman with the other, and said, "My mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in."

Zhu Bajie pretended to be extremely troubled and looked back at Tang Sanzang, who was bowing his head in silence, and then at Monk Sha, whose face had turned livid, and then followed the old woman with his head lowered.

At this time, the old woman ordered the two boys who were holding red lamps in the room: "Put out the tables and chairs, arrange the evening meal, and take care of the three in-laws. I will lead my uncle to his room."

After that, he led the three women behind the screen and Zhu Bajie out of the place. After going out, she ordered the cook to prepare a banquet and meet her in the morning.

After a while, chefs brought all kinds of vegetarian meals into the main hall to enjoy with Tang Sanzang and his disciples.

At the same time, Zhu Bajie followed the old woman towards the backyard. He passed through countless houses and corridors along the way, bumping into each other and stumbling on the threshold.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but said: "Mom, walk slower, I'm a passerby here, please take me with you."

The old woman immediately laughed and said: "These are all warehouses, warehouses, and mill rooms, and we haven't even reached the kitchen yet."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help being surprised when he heard this, but then he thought that after tonight he would become the master of this mansion, a rich smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he subconsciously exclaimed: "What a great man!"

After stumbling and walking for a while, I finally reached the inner hall.

The old woman stopped outside the door and said: "Son-in-law, your senior brother said that today is an auspicious day for heaven's grace, so he asked you to recruit him. But it was just in a hurry, and he didn't invite a yin and yang to worship in the hall and spread the tent. You can bow up to him. Make eight obeisances."

Zhu Bajie nodded repeatedly and said with an apologetic smile: "Mother is right, please sit down, and when I bow a few times, I will bow to you, and thank you, and I will do it all at once, but it won't be troublesome?"

The old woman couldn't help but smile and said: "No matter what, he is indeed a son-in-law who saves trouble and does things well. I'll sit down and you can do your bidding!"

After that, he pushed the door open and sat down on the chair directly opposite the door.

Zhu Bajie glanced into the room, but all he saw was that the hall was full of silver candles. Then he bowed to heaven and earth, and then to his mother-in-law.

After all the prayers were done, he bowed and walked into the house, came to the old woman, smiled apologetically and asked: "Mom, are you going to match that sister to me?"

The old woman shook her head and said: "To be honest with my son-in-law, I am troubled by this. I want to match my eldest daughter to you, but I am afraid of the second female monster; I want to match my second daughter to you, but I am afraid of the third female monster; I want to match my third daughter to you, and I am afraid of the third female monster. I’m afraid of the big female monster. So I’m still unsure.”

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie smiled directly and said: "Mom, since you are afraid of fighting, why not marry them all to me, so as not to make a fuss and disrupt the family law."

The old woman stared when she heard this and said, "That's unreasonable! You can't just take advantage of my three daughters!"

Zhu Bajie quickly apologized, and then said: "Look at what mother said. That man doesn't have three wives and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law would also accept it. When I was young, I also learned a way to survive a war, manage emotions. She is happy to serve each one."

The old woman shook her head when she heard this and said: "No, no! I have a handkerchief here. You put it on your head to cover your face. It's a natural marriage. If my daughter walks in front of you, you stretch out your hand. , if you pull that one down, I’ll match that one to you.”

After Zhu Bajie heard this, his heart moved, and he thought to himself: "If I keep pestering you for fear that my mother will blame me, I might as well settle the matter first and discuss the matter with my mother in detail later!" Thinking of this, he took the hand from the old woman as she was told. Handkerchief on head. Then he said: "Mom, would you please sisters come out?"

When the old woman saw this, a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face, and then she shouted: "Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, Lian Lian, all come to marry in heaven and be matched with your son-in-law."

At the moment, all I could hear was the loud sound, the fragrant smell of orchids and musk deer, as if a fairy was coming and going, and Zhu Bajie was really reaching out to fish for someone.

It's just that he only focused on fluttering from both sides, but in the end he couldn't hit the left side or the right side. There are countless women coming and going, but I just don't want to catch one.

Dongpu hugged Zhuke, and Xipu touched the board wall. They were both dizzy, but they didn't pull anyone.

He was used to being lazy, and now he felt that getting married in the sky was more tiring than subduing demons.

After a while, he couldn't stand upright, and he stumbled so hard that his mouth was swollen and his head was blue.

He was so tired that he fell to the ground, panting like an ox: "Mom, these sisters are so tight that they can't catch any of them. What should I do?"

The old woman uncovered her head with him and said with a smile: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughters are obedient, it's just that they all are too humble to recruit you."

Zhu Bajie sighed after hearing this, and then his head suddenly twitched. He looked up at the old woman's pretty face that still had charm, and said tentatively: "Mother, since they are unwilling to recruit me, why don't you recruit me."

Even if Mother Lishan had known that Zhu Bajie was a pervert and a coward, she could not help but be shocked by his words.

She glanced at Zhu Bajie in astonishment, and then said with an angry smile: "What a good son-in-law! Isn't this kid, big or small, even his mother-in-law? That's all. Seeing your sincerity, I'll help you again." Help. These three daughters of mine are the most ingenious, and each of them has a pearl and brocade sweatshirt. If you wear whichever one you want, teach that one to pick you up."

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed when he heard this and said hurriedly: "Okay, okay, okay! Bring all three of them and let me wear them. If they all fit, I'll teach them how to wear them."

The old woman smiled and nodded, and just as she was about to turn into the back room, Zhu Bajie suddenly said: "Mom, have you ever knotted this pearl brocade sweatshirt in your spare time? If you have, I will wear it too!"

The old woman was stunned for a moment when she heard this, her steps stopped for a moment, then she smiled and ignored him. He just walked into the back room, took out a pearl shirt, and handed it to Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie quickly took off his green brocade shirt, reached for the shirt, and put it on directly. However, before he tied the belt, the pearl shirt on his body turned into a fishing net, tightening him tightly.

Zhu Bajie felt the pain unbearable and fell directly to the ground, rolling all over the ground.

Seeing this, the old woman took out a shining silver hoop from her arms, took two steps forward and came to Zhu Bajie, who was rolling on the ground, and said with a smile: "Good son-in-law, although I don't have a pearl shirt here, I still have it." There is also a hoop, if you can wear it, I will accept it!"

At this moment, Zhu Bajie didn't know that he was in trouble, and turned around to avoid it with a face full of fear.

But the old woman's hands were very fast, and before Zhu Bajie could see clearly, the silver hoop was tightly put on his forehead.

The next moment, a series of thunders were heard, and dense thunder and lightning were drawn down from the sky, rumbling on Zhu Bajie's body. No matter how he avoided it, the thunder snakes hit him directly. on his forehead.

When he opened his eyes and looked into the room, the old woman and the three women had disappeared. Even the room he was in had turned into a pitch black hole. Cave.

At the same time, several pairs of scarlet eyes lit up from the darkness, staring at him.