Universe exchange system

()Chapter 41 Anecdotes about returning to school

The cicadas and insects chirping outside are still harsh, but they are so pleasant to our ears. The cicadas are reporting what they see, hear and feel in order to please Chen Liuyu. For example: So and so is in the woods.

They were exercising, so-and-so’s skirt was lifted up, a group of wolves were blatantly peeking, Dot-Dian rode a bicycle and fell into a small forest ditch, etc., there are all kinds of magic horses. The most peculiar thing is that although they look very happy

, but the body was obviously trembling. It was different from the restlessness caused by volcanic eruptions and earthquakes with a magnitude of eight o'clock, but a sense of disobedience that transcended the soul and body. After listening to this, Chen Liuyu thought about it.

, but I still feel that this thing is very simple. It may be just a precursor to their second spring. It’s possible! Thinking about the feeling when you are lonely and empty, even the cigarettes you smoke turn into loneliness.

You then suddenly smiled and suddenly gathered several green water droplets in your hand, throwing them at the cicadas, beetles and flying insects. Those flying insects seemed to smell and see the flying spiritual liquid that was beneficial to themselves, and they all grabbed it away.

Chen Liuyu said slowly: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, take your time, there is more here!" After saying that, he threw out another handful of spiritual liquid, which has attracted more and more flying insects to grab food. We

Brother Yu saw those cute snatching gestures, and the smile on his face became more and more pure.

Seeing Chen Liuyu's unscrupulous laughter, Fang Ruoqing's face gradually became unbearable. She was just arranged on a blind date by her parents yesterday, but she didn't know that that person was so horny that she wanted to book a room with her, so she went straight to the hospital.

As we all know, when a person is in a bad mood and sees a person laughing, he subconsciously thinks that the other person is laughing at his embarrassment. Then his animal intelligence will directly skip who the other person is, then frantically find trouble, and finally fight.

There was a fight. So of course Fang Ruoqing also started to find trouble with Chen Liuyu. Why? Who made our brother Yu laugh?! "Classmate Chen, he hasn't come to class for several weeks, and he's getting worse and worse.

You're crazy!" Chen Liuyu knew why Fang Ruoqing was looking for trouble (Heart of All Souls), so he could only say one mantra strangely: "Oh!" "What's your attitude? How could you treat me like this, teacher?"

Your parents are here, right away!" "Oh!" After saying that, she picked up the phone and called her parents directly. However, when Fang Ruoqing saw that Chen Liuyu was really about to call, she realized that she was just dizzy with anger. It was not that big of a deal.

It's just for venting! "Forget it, I'll spare you this time!" "Oh!" "Sit down!" Fang Ruoqing said nervously. "Oh!" This strange motto actually made people laugh.

Fang Ruoqing's heart was filled with tension and guilt. This was something Chen Liuyu could never have imagined. He wasn't thinking that Teacher Fang would fall in love with him, but he didn't expect that she would fall so quickly!

After sitting down, Chen Liuyu continued to look outside like an idiot. After Shao Jiefeng saw it, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Chen Liuyu. "Brother Yu! You went there yesterday, so happy. The smile on your face has caused

I have gained the super intuition of my cousin's "Eighth Sense of the Golden Saints". You always ask for blessings! But no matter what, if you dare to treat my cousin badly, even if I can't beat you, just call a bunch of beauties to use

The plump breasts will pinch you to death! They will pinch you to death. You. You!" "Get lost, silly brother! I don't want a reinforced beauty army like you. I'd rather be in the rapeseed field with a little cauliflower outside at 3:30.

, use the sky as your quilt, the earth as your bed, and then...are you a human? You stupid little fool!" "Brother Yu, haven't you noticed that as long as you are very excited, you talk more?"

"Oh? Really, you saw it wrong!" "Oh~! Brother Yu, are you in love outside? Although the wild flowers outside are fragrant, there are also many kinds of peonies, lilies and roses at home!"

Tsk, what do you know! This is the favorite tune of ancient literati. A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing! Other people’s wives are always better than your own! Besides, has anything happened to your sister and me?

You know, young people of our age are in great demand, and one or two people can’t seem to satisfy themselves. But now, I have never touched anything except my hands. Do you know? C men are worse off than dead.

But don’t you want to die?” “You can use your hands, Miss Five!” “Girl Five is just for **Sis, we are handsome guys, so we can only hold it in, do you understand?” Then Chen Liuyu said it again.

He said: "You kid, you don't know how many people died miserably in your hands because you didn't know the taste of meat!" "But no matter what, your sisters-in-law and my cousin combined are enough for you, why do you still like to be merciful everywhere, but

Are you not unfeeling?" Chen Liuyu said to Shao Jiefeng in a sincere voice: "Roast chicken! You are still single now, and you still don't understand how attractive this world is and how amazing the scenery outside is.

Fascinated. A forest can only give you a rest when you are tired physically and mentally, but only all flowers, plants and trees can make you truly feel the beauty of life. I have never told you before what my goal is? Let me tell you: Even if Sanjiang

Flowing water, a ladle of sewage to others! As for now? I'm still in the beginning stage." After saying that, Chen Liuyu looked guiltily towards Ding Ling and the other girls. But they all looked at Chen Liuyu with feelings.

Then she smiled and glared at Chen Liuyu for a moment, and then a silence passed. Our Brother Yu was frightened for a moment. Ding Ling first lost her temper and sent a message to Chen Liuyu: "Are you having sex outside?

Damn it!" "No, no, no, ladies and gentlemen, with my personality of Chen Liuyu (that's right, men always have to play tricks), I really didn't mess around with others outside!

If I lie to them, I am willing to be struck to death by lightning! Besides, I have my own colorful flag flying, so why should I look for those illusory women from afar? There are already several of them, but to take a step back, what should I do if I am infected with poison?

So wives, don’t worry!..."

After hearing this, Ding Ling and the girls all gave a look that said, "You know what I mean", and then continued to talk about the end of get out of class. Then Fang Ruoqing looked at Chen Liuyu and Ding Ling, who seemed to be listening, with a vague look. Then he smiled and left. But everyone noticed that Chen Liuyu was still motionless and seemed to be listening attentively. In fact, Chen Liuyu was digesting what the women had just told him. He felt that although he had lost a lot, he had gained a lot at the same time. , As for what to say, I can’t say more here.

Suddenly a bee flew in from outside, flying around Chen Liuyu and buzzing, but our brother Yu's face became more and more rosy, and he was smiling and talking to the bee with his lips.

Communicating. "Really? Really? It turns out that it's like this. Qianwen is still throwing a tantrum at home because I didn't forget to tell her without saying goodbye! It's really great. It turns out that in her heart

There is me!...Oh oh oh, it will be her birthday in two days, and she hopes that I can go to her birthday party! Okay, okay, I will definitely go!" "Hey, this

It's for you!" After saying that, he threw a large drop of queen honey to the little bee who was specially designed to observe Chen Qianwen's movements. After the little bee flew away, Chen Liuyu was so confused that he didn't notice it in class. "I should give some away.

What is good? It’s very troublesome! Oh? By the way, I have it!” Then he said to QQ in his mind: “QQ, come out, the master has something to discuss with you!” “My unscrupulous master,

You just think of me now! Does it feel good to pick up girls?" "How can you not feel happy being with a girl? Besides, didn't I think of you?!" "Tsk, I believe you!" "Oh oh ah

, what weapons or defensive weapons are suitable for girls, the kind of girls who are defenseless!" "The owner can redeem the 'Daigo Enlightenment' century-old skill, plus a magical weapon that is both offensive and defensive - the Moon Crystal Wheel.

." "How much wish power is it? Tell me, brother has plenty! Not enough, my believers will chant until they have enough!" "Not more, not more, only 2.1 million wish power value!" "It's really not much, haha, for my sister's sake.

Paper, no matter how hard and tiring it is, it’s worth it! Can two people use the moon crystal wheel at the same time?” “Yes! The moon crystal wheel only recognizes two owners, one male and one female!” “That’s developed, oh hehehe.

...Brother Yu’s domineering career has begun!”

"Chen Liuyu, you stand up, why are you giggling there all by yourself?" the Chinese teacher, an old professor wearing reading glasses shouted. "Oh, teacher, I'm sorry, I'm exaggerating. I'm very sorry, if you want

If you want to scold me, just scold me. Because I know that for a person who disrupts classroom discipline, you have the right to criticize me and even beat me. I do this voluntarily. I always think about it, if a teacher no longer

If I am willing to call you or scold you, then your academic career on the way to school is already dark. It is better to go home early to farm and support your family. The last thing I want to say is, teacher, I will do it!" As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Liuyu closed his eyes.

My own eyes, and then I wanted the old professor to teach me a few lessons to dilute some of my ecstatic joy. But when the imaginary beating and scolding came, the old professor kindly and silently said to the back of Chen Liuyu's head: "Child, I haven't seen you for a long time.

I have never had a talented student like you, so I will not punish you. I will also reward you with a perfect score in Chinese this semester, and an extra twenty points in the college entrance examination!" "No,

You are thinking about it! Hit me, just once!" "My child, you are really wise and foolish! You will definitely become a useful talent to the country! This spirit of yours is commendable, but it is

Chia!”

(Yesterday, Liu Yu saw that someone finally reviewed the book he wrote. Although it was just a negative review, it was at least a review. I was a little relieved, but I was afraid that the book I wrote would not be reviewed. A book that was scolded by others.

It is a good book. I hope everyone will comment more. I will learn from the good and improve the bad, and strive to write a book that everyone will love to read.)