Universe exchange system
Chapter 95: Huangfu Jing and Huangfu Poetry
().Chapter 95 Huangfu Jing and Huangfu Shishi
Brother Yu and Roast Chicken got into the car and looked at the Sprite and the condoms. The two of them were actually chatting very animatedly with the little girl (Huang Xinmiao). They didn’t know what they said, which made Huang Xinmiao’s little face look like it was painted pink.
se's pomegranate juice looks sweet, but feels even sweeter DM
"Roast chicken, let's go find your sisters-in-law!" Brother Yu said with a playful smile, "And my cousin, don't use my cousin to take advantage of me. I've made an agreement with you. My cousin hasn't married yet, so you can't do it for a day.
"Add sisters-in-law, otherwise you are taking advantage of me." "Does that mean we can talk after we've said it through the door?" "Of course not, besides." Brother Yu's favorite thing to do is to tease the roast chicken. This is very interesting, and he called twenty
The cousin who was 3 years old suddenly turned into his sister-in-law one day. This relationship is very complicated, but he has no choice but to call him cousin in private and sister-in-law in public. But it is this fun way of calling that makes Brother Yu feel proud all the time.
I often talk about this with Roast Chicken.
"Drive faster, I won't say any more. If it's less than 300 yards, I'll continue to say, now shut up and play a song of 'Grass and Mud Horse', and then call your cousin and ask them where to go."
There!" Brother Yu closed his eyes and reclined on the seat, commanding the roast chicken and said, "Okay, but don't mention what happened just now. You know I was very annoyed. I called her my cousin for eighteen years, and she also
I’ve been calling my cousin for eighteen years, and I’m going to call you next.” Before I could finish my words, Brother Yu interrupted and said, “Stop talking, I understand, I’m just going to adjust the atmosphere. Look at the atmosphere now.
Did you feel better just now? I also know what you are going to say. Okay, I'm going to sleep. Haha, haha!" Of course Brother Yu didn't fall asleep, he just pretended to sleep, because he knew that once the trouble of roasting chicken comes up,
No one can stop me from making money. I remember it seemed like I talked about it all night long last time. Ciao!
When Brother Yu woke up, he had already arrived, and Roast Chicken was poking his nose with a piece of dogtail grass, playing "You're awake" and "Well, where did they go? I'm going to check out!"
"Forget it, you don't have to pay the bill. This is a department store run by the Huangfu family!" "Why don't you pay the bill if it's run by the Huangfu family?" "You don't know?" "I don't know, what happened?" "It's owned by the Huangfu family.
The little princess and the Ding sisters are good friends. The eldest master of the Huangfu family, Huangfu Jing, and Uncle Ding Peng are master and apprentice. But there is one thing, you have to be careful. It is said that Huangfu Jing likes Ding Ning, which means he is your love rival.
! Moreover, his martial arts include the Demonic Sword Meteor from Heaven and the family-heirloom martial arts "Huangdi Jiayi Jing". The former has reached great success, and the latter has also achieved a little success. It is said that he has reached the legendary golden elixir stage of martial arts" "Huangdi Jiayi Jing"
"What is it?" "It's the acupuncture meridian in the Emperor's Internal Canon, known as the 'Huangdi Acupuncture Technique'. It's known as 'The King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch, but Huangfu wants to keep you until the fifth watch'!" "You're such an old egg, but
Don’t forget, you are a Qilin bloodline Ai Ke who is as good as Nie Fengbu Jingyun and the others.” “Oh, Ai, I forgot! Haha, but in general we still have to be careful.” “Well, then we
"Go in"
When I entered the department store building, I realized that the level of luxury inside was even more luxurious than the building that looked like the White House. However, there were not many customers here. With Brother Yu's eyesight, he could see a trademark not far away with the code '
¥199,999', this trademark has shocked Brother Yu. It's not that Brother Yu can't afford it, but it's too expensive. Ever since Brother Yu can remember, he has never seen anything he wears costing more than a thousand yuan.
Therefore, the habit he has developed since he was a child (it can be said to be a good tradition of saving money) does not allow him to waste money so much. He wears them all. The only difference between cheap and expensive ones is the trademark. Everything else is the same in Brother Yu's eyes.
But everything is different when the roast chicken is next to me. I can relax a little. I am spending other people's money. My conscience is very easy. I am not bound by the fine tradition of saving money at all.
Look at those salesmen again. They are all dressed in dozens of times better clothes than Brother Yu. They all have thin skin and tender flesh. Their palms to arms are crystal clear, as if they have been smeared with a layer of lard. They walk around like they are...
The chief model was walking like a cat on the catwalk, and there was a fragrance of virginity floating behind her. Why is it the fragrance of virginity? That's because only the fragrance of virginity is so pure and natural, like orchid and musk deer, like a male
The aphrodisiac scent that deer release during the mating season in order to attract the opposite sex (only those who have smelled it will know what kind of scent it is). The roast chicken has been completely addicted to the beautiful salespersons who are walking around.
When Brother Yu saw the smell of roast chicken, he said with contempt: "Roast chicken, you are also a person of status and status, why do you look like this, as if you have never seen an original beauty!"
It's Ai because they are all original goods, and how can a virgin like you understand the temptation of this kind of uniform!" It was obvious that Roasted Chicken didn't know that Brother Yu in front of him was no longer the Liangshan who was calm in the face of danger when the beauty was in bed.
Sorry, when it comes to women, Brother Yu has broken through the relationship between the two layers of membrane. In the past three years, Brother Yu has tried all the tricks he could think of, and he has always been one dragon and three phoenixes.
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Seeing that Brother Yu was silent, Roasted Chicken thought that he had poked a sore spot, so he laughed twice and said: "Brother Yu, it's useless to have so many sisters-in-law. Now they are all still virgins. You are in pain, and they are in even more pain."
Hurry up and take it if you can! In fact, I also hope that my cousin will be taken care of by a good family. You are good, aren't you, brother-in-law!" Brother Yu looked at the roasted chicken, then smiled and said: "Haha, brother-in-law
You big-headed devil, you don't want to be an old egg, I have time to deal with you. Now tell me what the hell is Huangfu Jing, the troublemaker!" "He!" Before Roasted Chicken could speak, Brother Yu clearly noticed Rooster's eyes.
The pupils were instantly shrunk to the size of a needle's eye and then quickly returned to normal. Brother Yu had learned about body language in psychology for a while and knew that this was a sign of extreme fear. Brother Yu also followed the eyes of the roasted chicken and found a handsome face.
The young man was leading Ding Lingran'er and the others over, followed by a classical beauty whom he had never seen before. But from his eyes, you could see the hostile gaze and the corner of his eye that secretly glanced at Ding Ning. Brother Yu's heart suddenly
Huangfu Jing came over and said to Brother Yu in a gentle and coercive voice, "Are you the 'Chen Liuyu' that Ning'er said?"
"Well, yes, you are Huangfu Jing?" Brother Yu replied simply, "A mortal still wants to marry my master's daughter. Are you too naive, or is this world too crazy? A person with no
It’s the most ridiculous thing in the world that a mortal who is not angry at all actually wants to marry Ning’er! Go back and take a pee and take a picture of yourself. The total amount of your body is less than 300 yuan. The pants are Aston, the clothes are JeansWest, and the shoes are Jordans.
, It’s so sad, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Unbalanced "Ning'er, forget it, just say it, if he is happy, let him go!" Brother Yu stopped Ding Ning's performance with a serious expression, but he felt warm in his heart and sent a message to Ding Ning to praise her.
It should only be in heaven and not in the world. Ding Ning's little face was praised by Brother Yu and made it look like a monkey's butt.
"Yes, in fact, I am just an ordinary person. I want to live a simple life, and then live a small life with them peacefully. No one can change this. You may say that I am
You may be whimsical, and you may say that I don’t have the ability to protect these wives, but now I can tell you responsibly, no matter who the other party is, as long as he beats my woman, I will bite a piece of his body even if he dies.
However, I think I have bothered with these things, because each of my wives is stronger than the other, and they can protect me enough. Besides, at least I can still contribute, which is always better than some people. Ling'er and Ning'er were
During the plunder, the missing self-proclaimed hero showed up!" These heroic words were obviously made by a pretty boy, but they sounded very harsh in Huangfu Jing's ears. "Then you are mocking me.
Didn't you stand up to protect Ning'er? Something happened at that time!" Huangfu Jing looked at the girl behind him, then looked straight ahead, and then looked at Brother Yu, "I think, if my guess is correct,
Standing behind you is your sister. She is such a natural beauty. It makes me have the urge to kiss her!" Soon, the girl retorted: "Rogue, what kind of medicine did you give to sister Ning'er?
Charmed? You don’t have any inner strength in your body, you don’t have any ink in your chest, you don’t have any gold or silver in your bag, but you often use curse words in your mouth. Taken together, you are just a bastard plus stupid barbecued pork buns = barbecued pork eggs!”
"It's such a pity that this good-looking Ai doesn't speak with any dirty words." Then he said with a straight face: "Haha, but you have a genetic disease, and others can't see it. Maybe you have deceived many people, even your brother
I have also been deceived, but you can never escape my piercing eyes, right?!" The girl was obviously startled, her face turned pale, and then her words were not as sharp as before, "What are you talking about?
I understand what you said!" "Haha, you don't have to pretend, just listen. I can temporarily reduce your pain, but I won't cure the symptoms." It seems that the girl is not willing to listen, but the nerves in her ears
But the system adjusted everything, and it didn't seem like he missed every word he said. Brother Yu really thought it was funny, "What a tough-tongued kid!" It seemed like a long time later, when the girl saw that Brother Yu hadn't spoken yet,
He asked unconsciously: "Why don't you say anything? I'll leave if you don't say anything. I don't have time to chat!" But there was no intention to leave in his footsteps.
Brother Yu became even more amused after reading this, "Then I told you, there must be a few people in your family with the surname Xuanyuan, and that person is your direct elder." "How do you know?" He shut up mid-sentence.
He didn't say anything, as he seemed to feel that something was wrong, or it was for the sake of the girl's face, but Huangfu Jing was anxious, "Brother, I was wrong, as long as you save my sister, I can be a pawn for you.
As long as you cure my sister's burning hair, I will treat you like a horse without batting an eyelid, but if you can't cure it, I want your whole family to be buried with you!"
"Don't be anxious. I haven't agreed to help you look at it yet. You even threatened me. Fortunately, I have a good temper. If I don't want to introduce you to you, my name is Chen Liuyu. In fact, I am a medical staff, not the kind of Western medicine.
"He is a Chinese medicine doctor" has been misunderstood by many people. They think that Brother Yu is a soft persimmon that can be pinched if he wants. He said he has a good temper but actually he wants to give himself a step down. But what they didn't realize is that Yu is actually a soft persimmon.
Brother Yu can tell the girl at a glance, which proves that Brother Yu is definitely not a simple person. "What's your name?" "My name is Huangfu Shishi," the girl said in a very soft voice, but she knew that Huangfu Shishi
Brother Yu from xing didn’t take it seriously at all and continued to do his own thing.
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