Universe Infinite Canteen

At 11:40, Ma Lu and Lao Wang rode a tricycle outside Yanwu's courtyard.

Jinxin Plumbing and Hardware Store is closed today, and Yanwu is wearing a leather skirt and stepping on a personal ladder to prune the branches of the jujube tree.

He saw the two people standing outside the courtyard wall and said, "Come in, the door is unlocked."

"Aren't the guests here yet?" Ma Lu quickly glanced around and saw no one except Yan Wu.

"They should have arrived, but they sent me a message half an hour ago, saying they were attacked on the road and were busy fighting, so they would be a little late."

"An attack? There was also a battle?" Ma Lu was stunned, "Where is it, City B?"

"Otherwise, if we haven't arrived in City B by now, how can we make it in time for lunch?"

Malu took out his cell phone and searched for local news. He didn't see any reports of large-scale fights. Of course, it was possible that he was suppressed by the pigeon.

"Aren't you going to help?" Ma Lu asked Yanwu.

"No, they can handle this small situation by themselves." Yan Wu seemed very calm, not worried about his friends at all.

"Okay. Let's get ready first." Malu didn't ask any more questions, and walked into the east kitchen with Lao Wang.

Lao Wang had been here twice before and was already familiar with it. He didn't need to spend time getting familiar with it, and he quickly started preparing dishes according to the menu.

Ma Lu leaned against the window and played funny videos to pass the time.

About twenty minutes later, Yanwu finished pruning the jujube tree, cleaned up the fallen leaves and branches on the ground, and changed his clothes.

It was a gray robe that looked quite old. There were red brocades on the edge of the robe. In addition, he was wearing a top hat with gems and straw ropes on it.

Yan Wu took out his cell phone, looked at it, and then hurried out of the back door.

When he came back, he had a smile on his face and said as he walked, "Welcome, welcome, welcome to my home.

"Hahaha, you are Zanguzan, right? The last time I saw you, you were only 3 years old, and you were still breastfeeding in your mother's arms. I didn't expect that you would be so big now in the blink of an eye, and you would also grow into a child. warrior.

"And you, I smell a familiar scent on your body. You are a descendant of Teacher Xiu Xiu. Tsk tsk. It was already 1,400 years ago when I met him."

After hearing this, Ma Lu looked out the window curiously, only to see Yan Wu talking to himself, as if he was a psycho.

invisible Man? No, Malu's eyes moved down and finally saw this visitor.

They were a group of little people, generally only 6-7 centimeters tall, lined up neatly. Even the strongest and burliest person in the lead was only 10 centimeters tall, not even as tall as a high-heeled shoe.

It's hard to imagine how many stops they can walk in a day just by relying on their short legs. Fortunately, they have their own transportation.

--mouse.

They are the kind of little house mice that are very common in the city. These little people don't know how to tame them. They put reins on them and saddles on them. They ride in groups of two, like Same as riding a horse.

In addition, several slightly larger Rattus norvegicus were used as draft horses, and two of them were dragging an iPhone 6 behind them.

They should have used this mobile phone to contact Yan Wu before.

Malu also noticed that these villains generally carried weapons. Some carried toothpick-like spears, some carried long bows the size of fingernails, and daggers as long as the tip of a pen. Some of them also carried spears as long as toothpicks. With blood stains.

Yanwu raised his eyebrows, "What did you guys encounter in the sewers? A stray cat?"

"It's a crazy vicious dog, but it's no match for us. We stabbed one of its paws. If it weren't for the fact that we had to rush over to see our friends, my tribe and I would never let it go."

The tallest man came to the phone, spoke proudly into the microphone at the bottom, and then played the recording.

Now even Malu in the kitchen could hear it. Yanwu gave a thumbs up, "As expected of Valkina people, you are as brave and good at fighting as your ancestors!"

As a result, after he finished speaking, he saw a female Valkina curl her lips and look disapproving, and the tall male Valkina also felt a little guilty.

Yanwu asked curiously, "Lilim, do you have anything to say?"

Upon hearing this, the female Valkina named Lilim jumped in front of the phone, kicked the male Valkina away, and spoke into the microphone.

"Ever since we came to the city, as the tribe's bravest warrior and future chief, Gigina has stopped practicing martial arts and has gone to McDonald's and KFC stores."

Yanwu looked at Gigina, "Do you want to eat fried chicken burgers?"

Gigina's face turned red, and she begged to her sister Lilim in the same tone as Chief Ma, "Don't, don't say it, don't say it..."

But Lilim ignored him, snorted and continued, "No, he just wanted to surf the Internet and watch Douyin, and watch those female giants posing and posing. Really, they are so big, and I don't know what's so good about them. "

Malu looked at the little person named Gigina again. The latter's most shameful secret was exposed to the public by his sister. At this moment, he already looked helpless.

Lilim's voice continued, "I think he is suffering from macrophilia. Now is an important time for the tribe to relocate. Everyone is working hard. As a future chief, he should lead by example. How can he lose his mind by playing with things? .

"Boss Yan, it's up to you to judge, am I right?"

Yanwu scratched his head, "This... I don't care whether it's right or wrong for now. You have come a long way, so you should take a break and have a meal first. This time I specially hired a cosmic chef to cook."

"Cosmic Chef?" Lilim's eyes suddenly lit up, "I know about the Cosmic Chef. In my 975th previous life, I was fortunate enough to meet a Cosmic Chef and taste the dishes she made. I became My most precious memory from that life. I didn’t know there was a cosmic chef in this cosmic plane.”

"Well, we just met not long ago." Yanwu said, "They are also planning to open a store. If you like it, you can go there to take care of his business in the future."

Both Lilim and Gigina were a little embarrassed when they heard this, especially Lilim. No one knew the financial situation of the tribe better than her, and she was the one who managed the accounts of their team on a daily basis.

He didn't have much money to begin with, but he caught up with his brother who was obsessed with female online anchors, so he secretly misappropriated the remaining money in his account to reward the female giant, just to help her beat another female giant.

After she was discovered, she even argued that she looked pitiful and that she had to stand up for justice. Lilim's lungs almost exploded with anger.