Universe Infinite Canteen

The restaurant was instantly quiet, so quiet that even the sound of a pin dropping to the ground could be heard.

About three seconds later, the lonely handsome man suddenly burst into a loud and rhythmic scream.

His hand trembled, and the knife had already fallen to the ground.

Then he ran away from the love brain as if he had been electrocuted, and rushed to a corner of the restaurant.

He squeezed in desperately, as if he was trying to squeeze himself into the cracks in the wall, and kept screaming and sobbing.

"Don't come over! Don't come over!!!/I didn't mean to kill you/I'm just afraid that you would leave/This is all because of love/Yes, it's all because of love/Please don't come over!!!"

The lonely handsome man screamed and knelt down in the direction of the love brain, kowtowed continuously.

He kowtowed very hard, and the sound of banging made Malu feel sorry for his floor.

Judging from his appearance, he should have mistaken the love brain for a wife he had killed before, and turned into a skeleton to come back to seek revenge on him, which also made his spirit completely collapse in an instant.

Malu had already turned out all the black holes, but found that they were useless.

In order to protect the restaurant floor, he had to comfort the lonely handsome man.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's all fake, it's an illusion, stop knocking, I rent this store, and it's hard to repair the broken tiles."

The love-brained man on the side also apologized, "I'm sorry, handsome man brother, I didn't mean to scare you."

The lonely handsome man did calm down a little when he heard Malu say this, but as soon as the love-brained man spoke, he immediately became excited and was scared into a tenor.

"Did you hear it~Did you hear it?! That devil is whispering to me again/She must be here to kill me/I'm going to be killed by her~"

Then he looked at Malu again, pleading, "Save me, save me quickly/My wife has turned into a demon/Go and ask for help from Tathagata~"

"Okay, okay, don't sing for now," Malu said, and then looked at Love Brain, "You should also say less, he is emotionally unstable now."

"Oh." Love Brain nodded obediently, covered his face with a veil, found a chair farthest from the lonely handsome man, sat on it, and tried not to stimulate him.

Malu originally thought that this would make the lonely handsome man's mental state better, but he didn't expect the latter's face to be more frightened.

He then seemed to think of something, and suddenly his face changed drastically, staring at Malu.

"Why, why aren't you afraid? / Can't you see her true face / Or are you in the same group / Are you here to seek revenge on me~"

"You think too much." Malu asked Lao Wang to find a rope and tied up the lonely handsome man's hands and feet, "I'm just an ordinary person."

"Then why haven't you called the police yet?!" The lonely handsome man became more and more scared, "Have you also set your eyes on my heart? Want to soak it in formalin~"

After that, he shouted again, "Help! Help!!! Murder, call the police! This restaurant is full of ghosts!!!"

"I'm not as perverted as you." Malu tied up the lonely handsome man's hands and feet, and found a tablecloth and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Why are you in such a hurry? When you can speak normally, I will help you call the police. Anyway, you should be alone for a while."

The effect of sour berry caramel cream pudding is 1 hour. After 1 hour, the eater will return to normal.

Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people.

Of course, after calling the police, I will probably have to use this Beaver again, otherwise the love-brain thing will not be resolved. Fortunately, this Beaver will have two more opportunities to use this this month.

After dealing with the lonely handsome man, Malu went to the refrigerator to get a cat urine beer and sat on the steps at the entrance of the restaurant.

While resting, he quickly went through in his mind what to say when he meets the police. When he was almost thinking, the door behind him was pushed open.

Love Brain came out and bowed to Malu, "Sorry, boss, I screwed up again and caused you trouble."

"Ah, it's a bit troublesome, but it's okay, I should be able to solve it."

Malu drank a sip of cat urine beer, "After all, you paid me, and it's not a small amount."

After a pause, he asked curiously, "By the way, what are you, the White Bone Spirit, the Undead? Did you become like this because of practicing magic, or were you cursed?"

Love Brain sat down next to Malu, "No, I'm just an ordinary girl. There was no concept of 'death' in the plane before me. Everyone's body stopped working for various reasons, and they would continue to live in society as I am now."

"Ah? Living people and skeletons living together?" Malu was stunned when he heard this.

"Yeah, yeah, my dad is also a skeleton, but my mom isn't. And he was already a skeleton before he met mom, but he's good at telling jokes, cooking, and finally succeeded in wooing mom."

"Hey... that's amazing, but if it's a skeleton, won't it affect fertility?"

"Well, although everyone says that skeletons are the same as living people, there are definitely many differences between the two. For example, skeletons are not as flexible and can't eat. Although it's more economical than before, it's relatively impossible to taste delicious food.

"By the way, my father's dream when he was young was to become a chef in the universe. He has been working hard towards this goal. Unfortunately, after he became a skeleton, he lost his sense of taste and his cooking skills stagnated. In the end, he had to go to work in a company and became an ordinary wage earner. Oh, and oh..."

"After becoming a skeleton, there are no more vocal cords, so you can only use something like a voice changer to make sounds, but the advantage is that you can choose your voice according to your preferences, and you can also choose to keep your voice when you are alive, but you have to spend some money.

"As for reproduction, of course you can't rely on yourself, but everyone has been prepared for this. Generally, when you are still alive, you go to the hospital to save your sperm or eggs for emergency use. That's how I came about.

"Of course, most of the time, living people are more inclined to look for living people as partners. After all, the time of being alive is much shorter than that of being a skeleton. Ah Zhen said that even if you really like skeletons, it's not too late to find one after becoming a skeleton."

Speaking of this, the love-brained tone was a little disappointed, "But I didn't have time to find a boyfriend before I became a skeleton."