Universe Infinite Canteen

Malu sneered when he heard this, and silently recited "Sword Come" in his heart. The chef's knife had appeared on his right hand, pointing at the insect opposite.

"Tell me, when did you parasitize Lao Hei?"

"I don't parasitize Lao Hei." Chongzi said, "I am Lao Hei, and I have always been collecting goods from this plane."

It originally thought that what it said would make Malu stop, but it didn't expect that Malu's eyes looked at it even more unkindly.

"I don't care who you are, it's not a good thing to be parasitic everywhere. I don't want to wake up and find that I have become your container. I have made so much money and got a wife at an advantage, so I might as well take advantage of it." I will take this opportunity to kill you and completely eliminate this disaster."

After observation, Malu found that this bug was strong on the outside and dry on the inside. The death of the host obviously also hurt it. It should still be in a weak stage at this time.

That's why he couldn't wait to crawl towards Malu, and even tricked him with sweet words to let him down his guard so that he could succeed in a sneak attack.

In other words, if the two of them faced off head-on, the insect should not be his opponent, not to mention that there was a wandering warlock beside Malu.

The dimensional pirates who had instantly killed Uncle Zheng before were all killed by the sorceress in one hit, and this bug in front of them was even more unsatisfactory.

Thinking of this, Malu couldn't help but feel reassured. Of course, he didn't ask Da to catch up. He was just going to use a chef's knife to throw the bug from a distance.

Anyway, he can recall the chef's knife infinitely, and slowly consume it to kill the opponent.

The insect obviously realized that the situation was not good and became completely anxious. He said, "You're not dead. I'm a parasite!! I'm only interested in corpses."

"You want a corpse, why did you crawl out?" Malu asked suspiciously.

"Someone with a head!!!! I want one with a head!!!" The insect was really anxious. "Without a head, I can't eat. Where can I get energy? Without a brain, I can't control my body."

The sorceress on the side also said at this time, "What it said is true. It is a corpse insect and can only live in corpses. I have seen its kin in other planes. Most of them are friendly and don't like it." Dissension."

"Great, I finally have someone who knows the ropes. That's why I don't like dealing with novices. They are all fools, and they can only be surprised." The zombie was so excited that he almost cried with joy.

"Say it again if you dare." Malu played with the chef's knife in his hand.

The corpse insect quickly closed its mouth, but only for a moment, it crawled towards the sorceress again, "Now that you know who I am, it will be much easier. I want to discuss something with you."

"you say."

"As you can see, my body is damaged. I must find a new body within two hours, otherwise I will die too."

"You want me to find a body for you?"

"Don't bother me. I know where the body is. Just send me there. I'm not suitable to appear on the street like this, and I can't rush. After the incident is completed, I will give you a reward that satisfies you." .

"You are so skilled. If you can continue to protect me from the harassment of those dimensional pirates afterwards, I can pay you a large sum of money for bodyguards. How about that?"

Contrary to what the insect expected, the sorceress shook her head when faced with its generous offer, "Our tribe also has our own rules. We cannot interfere in disputes between forces, let alone make profits through it. I will not be hired for smuggling." Traffickers or dimensional pirates."

"Ah?!" The zombie was dumbfounded again. He didn't expect that there are people in the world who don't love star coins. "But you just killed that hateful dimensional pirate for me."

"She's not doing it for you, she's doing it for me." Ma Lu said, "We are friends."

"Yes, that's true." The sorceress nodded, "I'm just trying to protect my friends."

After hearing this, Chongzi could only move closer to Malu, and his tone became more polite, "Little brother, no, big brother, you should help me."

Malu didn't step on it this time, but he showed his hands.

"But I'm just a newbie who can be surprised."

"Ah this..."

The boomerang came too fast, and the insect couldn't bear it. He was cruel and could only say, "As long as you help me get a new body, I, I will pay you 2,000 star coins. In addition, I will double the price of your goods in the future." receive."

"Let me think about it..." Malu's attitude seemed very ambiguous.

"The remuneration of 3,000 star coins and 2.5 times the purchase price cannot be any more. After all, we are a team and I am not the one who has the final say. Others will definitely not be satisfied with this purchase price. I have to pay it myself." Let’s consider it as repayment for your life-saving grace.”

The insect gritted his teeth and exploded another wave of gold coins.

Although Malu estimated that he could get a higher price if he procrastinated, it would also worsen his relationship with Chongzi.

Considering that the two parties are likely to cooperate for a long time in the future, there is no need to make the relationship too bad. If the conditions are really harsh, even if the insect reluctantly agrees to it now in order to survive, it may not be honest in the future.

It was originally a smuggler doing gray business, and its moral level must not be too high.

So Ma Lu said, "Look, do you think I'm the kind of person who takes advantage of others? Anyway, it's just a trip and you can get 3,000 star coins? 2,000 is enough."

Chongzi finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and he was also a man in the world, and he was very righteous. When he saw Ma Lu taking a step back, he immediately said, "Since you have received less money, then the purchase price is up to me. , let’s go at 2.5 times.”

"Okay, I'll sell you all the extra food in the future. Where are you going to get the body?" Malu said happily.

"I'll give you an address. Do you have a car?"

Malu nodded.

"That's great. I'll return it to the body. You take this body with you. I have to return it."

"Return it back?"

"Yes, I borrowed this body, so of course I have to return it. Besides, Uncle Zheng just died this morning. Tomorrow his children will have to say goodbye to his body."

"But Uncle Zheng's head is gone." Malu said after looking around at the mess.

The sorcerer said again at this time, "I can try to restore it with magic, but it's so scattered that I guess it won't be 100% restored."

"It doesn't matter. It's okay as long as you can recognize it roughly. Then tell the family that the body is corrupted."

The two people and the bug were still busy putting the head together and moving the body into the car.

On the other side, Uncle Ge, who was playing with Uncle Zheng, had put away the whip and the spinning top and returned home.

He was in a good mood today and opened a bottle of wine. He drank happily while bragging to his wife and son about how brave he was tonight and how he beat his good friend, Uncle Zheng.

But his wife and son looked at each other in bewilderment.

Uncle Ge realized something was wrong and finally put down his wine glass and asked, "What's wrong? I beat Lao Zheng once, why are you all so tense? Am I your father or is he your father?"

"Dad," Uncle Ge's son hesitated, but still spoke in a trembling voice, "Uncle Zheng, he had a cerebral hemorrhage while eating breakfast this morning, and he is... gone. We didn't tell you right away because we were afraid you would be sad."