Universe Infinite Canteen

"But your hands are more powerful." Malu said.

"This is a zoo, not the ancient Roman Colosseum, so strength is useless." Black Bear thought for a while, "Well, it's not completely useless. When the female bear is in estrus, I can at least keep my innocence."

Thinking of the previous scene, Malu was also a little embarrassed, "Just now I thought it was your relatives or friends."

"Except for the king, my relatives and friends are all human."

"Okay, wait...you said your relatives and friends are all human? That means one of your father or mother is human." Malu took a breath.

"They are both human." Black Bear explained, "The king is my friend and partner. We worked together in a circus before."

"I understand, so is there a circus performance in your universe?" Malu drank another sip of Coke.

"Dude, you and I are from the same plane. I have always been in this plane and have never left."

"…………"

"Let me sort it out," Malu said, "You and I are natives of this plane. Your parents and all your relatives are human. You used to work in a circus and had a bear as your partner. So why are you a bear?"

"I'm not a bear." Black Bear sighed, "At least I wasn't a bear before. It was an accident. After my performance that day, I gave the king a bath and said that I envied him. As long as I performed every day, I could have food and drink, and I didn't have to worry about life at all.

"Then I fainted, and when I woke up, I saw myself riding a unicycle."

"What?"

"To be precise, the king was riding a unicycle, but he used my body, and I became what I am now. No, that's not right. I wasn't this big at that time. I was only about half a head taller than now.

"You and the king swapped bodies, like in Your Name?"

"Yes, but it's a human-bear version, and there's no love element."

Black Bear also got himself a bottle of Coke, "It was quite scary at first, especially after I became a bear, because my vocal cords were different, I couldn't speak."

"Everyone in the circus mistook the king for me, and I went to the director's office for help, but as soon as he saw me, he yelled, called the trainer, whipped me, and drove me into the cage.

"I didn't want to use violence, so I had to stay in the cage first and find a chance to explain to the people around me later, but when I went back, I found that the king was already sleeping in it."

"Then those guys dragged the sleeping king out and drove me in.

"It was obvious that the king was deeply stimulated by seeing other bears sleeping in the cage that should have belonged to him.

"It wandered outside the cage all night, yelling and scratching the iron bars with its nails. Poor guy, it didn't realize that it had become a human. It scratched its nails and bled..."

"I could only wait until everyone left before opening the cage, and then we slept in another place, but this was obviously not a long-term solution. On the second day, someone noticed that the king was different, and on the third day, the whole circus knew that I was crazy.

"There was another circus performance in the group that night. Because the king and I were not in a good state, the circus had cancelled our show, but the king was probably attracted to the front stage by the applause and cheers.

"Then he rushed out in full view of everyone, using my body and naked butt to frantically drill into the fire ring, stealing the limelight from those monkeys.

"By the way, it has never had a good relationship with the monkeys in the circus. Although the head of the circus calls this healthy competition, you know, it can't stand those monkeys being in the limelight.

"After going through the fire ring, it pedaled a unicycle twice and asked for money everywhere. There were probably several thousand people watching the show at that time. Now I couldn't suppress my madness anymore.

"After that performance, the head of the circus sent it to a mental hospital. They wanted it to receive treatment there. I later heard that they gave the poor guy a lot of psychiatric drugs every day and even used electrotherapy on it.

"To force it to admit that it is a human, but the problem is that the king is a bear, a real one. No matter how much chlorpromazine, fluoxetine, and alprazolam you feed it, it can't become a human. Poor guy, I heard that it died less than three months after living there.

"They said it couldn't stand the mental torture, and in the middle of the night, I don't know how to dismantle the security net, and jumped from the fourth floor, and died. I later asked someone to go there to take a look and took photos. Guess what.

"There is a bicycle shed down there. It should just want to ride a bicycle. This is too cruel. I still can't forgive those quacks."

The black bear put the Coke bottle on its mouth and crushed it with its claws, and finished the bottle of Coke in one breath.

"But at that time, I couldn't take care of myself and had no time to care about others. It took me almost two months to convince the head of the group that I was a human being and just exchanged bodies with the king.

"That bastard comforted me and said he would find a way, but in fact he just wanted to make money from me. He arranged a lot of programs for me, including multiplication speed calculation, puzzles, and planned to let me play 21 points with the audience.

"In short, he was ambitious to make me the smartest bear in the world - to use this as a gimmick to attract audiences. I saw through his true face, but it was useless because I had become the king."

"And since then, he strictly prohibited other colleagues in the circus from approaching me to prevent others from discovering my identity.

"I was very desperate for a while, thinking that I would become a money-making machine for the head of the group, until one day an armadillo appeared in front of me. He claimed to be a city manager and told me that they made a mistake and let a very dangerous guy escape surveillance.

"It was because of that guy that the king and I exchanged bodies. They have controlled that guy, but the king is dead, and the wishes we once made can no longer be solved."

"It also said that it was its dereliction of duty that such a thing happened, and it would compensate me for my losses as much as possible, although compared to what I lost, these compensations may not be worth mentioning.

"In short, that guy gave me a large sum of compensation, including RMB and something called star coins, probably hundreds of thousands, I have no idea about that thing.

"He also rescued me from the circus, consulted me and arranged a new job for me at the zoo, where I've been playing a bear ever since."