Universe Infinite Canteen

"Very good, I like principled people." 33 said, "Look, I am a principled person. My employer told me that this task is divided into two parts, to retrieve the bread machine and to kill all the Pink Whale smuggling gang. Asshole, I won’t miss any part.”

"Since you can't make the decision, then help me contact someone who can make the decision, and I'll explain it to Sir M!" Lao Hei screamed again.

33 put his index finger on his lips and made a silencing gesture, "It's not my job to explain to you. How many times do I have to tell you that I am a professional killer, not a mediator, thank you."

33 The last two words were meant for Ma Lu, because the latter had just gone to the freezer to get a cup of cat urine beer and handed it to her.

33 happened to be a little thirsty, so she picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Her eyes lit up the next second.

"Huh? Your wine is pretty good. And what can I say, it feels quite fresh."

"Because it was produced just two days ago." Ma Lu said.

“The taste is also amazing, with a softness like the hair of a small animal. I didn’t expect that I could drink good wine in such a remote place.

33 put down the wine glass and said solemnly, "I have decided that I will keep your life. Just in case I don't have any wine to drink next time I come to kill someone."

"It's a smart move. We are the only restaurant in this plane with a cosmic chef in charge." Ma Lu said.

"Are you kidding," 33 sneered, "Cosmic chef? In such a barren land? Impossible.

"The number of cosmic chefs in the multiverse is less than that of professional killers. Each one of them is a living legend. Their fans are spread across hundreds of planes. How could anyone put down their career and come here.

"To take a step back, even if someone comes, how to solve the problem of ingredients? There are only the most common ingredients here."

"Well, don't worry about the ingredients. I will be responsible for it. I guarantee that they are all real ingredients. If you don't believe it, you can try it and I will get you a menu." Malu said.

33 took off the sunglasses on his face, revealing his blood-red pupils, "I always feel like you are up to something, boss, but after sitting on the spaceship for so long, I am indeed a little hungry, so let's give it a try. You can try some tricks in the dishes.”

"I also said that I would not do such a thing that would destroy my own brand."

Malu went to the kitchen and brought out a menu.

33 took the menu, "Handwritten?"

“Since my restaurant changes its menu every week, it would be too wasteful to print it.”

33 Hearing this, he didn't ask any more questions. He glanced at the menu in his hand. There were not many dishes on it, there were only six dishes in total, but the prices were not cheap at all.

It's a bit more expensive than normal restaurants outside, but if there is a cosmic chef in charge, the price is quite affordable.

"This, this, this, add this." 33 clicked on the menu four times with a small pistol.

"Okay, wait a minute."

After ordering the meal, 33 was idle and bored. He took out a book from the travel bag behind him and started flipping through it as if no one else was watching.

Ma Lu used the translation function of the title system to take a look and found that the book was called "The Art of Torture and Interrogation".

Lao Hei on the side began to tremble again, and looked at Malu pitifully, really like an innocent JK who fell into the hands of criminals.

Boss Ma sighed and said again, "Where are you studying?"

"Review." 33 corrected, "I have read this book before, but it took a little too long, and some details are blurred, so I will read it again so that I won't make any mistakes when I start using it."

"Then you're quite serious."

"Seriousness is an essential trait for a master." 33 paused and turned another page without looking up. "If you want to plead for her, I advise you to use less words. I have said it many times. I have no personal grudge against her, it’s just a job requirement.”

"There should be other ways for you to complete your work." Ma Lu said, "The Pink Whale smuggling group has been wiped out. He is the only one left, and not many people know that he is still alive. We are now on Earth, in a blocked area outside the Major Alliance, and have basically no contact with the outside world.

"Are you suggesting that I fabricated evidence that she faked her death and then deceived my employer?" 33 finally turned his gaze from the professional book in his hand back to Ma Lu, "This is an insult to my professional ability and professional quality."

"No, I'm discussing with you the possibility of doing your job in a way that everyone is happy with."

"My work has never meant that everyone is happy. Even if a heinous villain is killed by me, his family will shed tears for him." 33 said, "By the way, the person you are waiting for will not arrive."

"Well, what are you talking about?"

"When you went to the kitchen just now, you sent help messages to your friends, but unfortunately, those messages were intercepted by me."

33 blinked, "I told you, I'm a professional. And to be honest, it won't be of any use even if they rush over."

"You are very confident in your own strength."

"In terms of frontal combat ability, I am definitely no match for that respectable sorceress, nor can I defeat that old wolf. There are also many scoundrels in the game studio where you work part-time, but I have the confidence to learn from them. If I try to escape, even if the city manager himself comes, he still won’t be able to catch me.”

"After I escape, I will definitely be angry with your behavior, and then I will follow the doctor's orders and write your name in my little notebook as a target.

"You don't know when or where I will appear, so your life and work are all disrupted. You can do nothing in the face of the threat of death, you can only hide here and there, and you will be in panic all day long.

"But no matter where you hide or who you ask to protect you, you will inevitably die in the end. This is why I am the number one killer in the multiverse.

"You should be grateful that I just intercepted your message and saved your life, because I really like your beer and want to try what's coming next."

33 After speaking, he picked up the wine glass again and took a sip with an elegant posture.

"Okay, now I believe you are a professional." Ma Lu said, at the same time spreading his hands to Lao Hei, indicating that he could not help.

Lao Hei was so frightened that his face turned pale, and his legs shook even more.

"I, I also have to be responsible for helping the restaurant... deal with those dimensional pirates."

"It's okay. If you die, I will hire someone to take care of this matter. Don't worry, just go in peace."

Lao Hei burst into tears when he heard what Malu said.

It wasn't until 33 raised his small pistol again, "Don't disturb me reading." Lao Hei quickly covered his mouth again.