Universe Infinite Canteen

Ma Lu placed the paper box and computer on the desk, and then introduced himself, "I am Ma Lu, the owner of the Universe Infinite Canteen, and I am also the teacher of our online fraud prevention class."

After hearing what he said, the people below immediately relaxed, "What? It turns out he is one of our own, I was shocked."

The person who said this was the man who looked like a local boss wearing a small watch with a gold chain and holding a leather bag. After saying this, his whole body continued to shrink like a deflated ball, and finally only one picture remained. Skin, draped over the stool like clothes.

It looks very comfortable.

The migrant worker man on his right also pulled his head off his shoulders, and a large group of little potato chips with arms jumped out of the hole in his neck and yelled at Malu.

"Quick, close the door, don't let the wild cats and pigeons come in."

In addition to them, there is also the Cookie Man who can make his body float in the air, has eyes on the back of his hands, has a mosaic on his face, can glow like a fluorescent stick in the dark, and is covered in cookies and still eats them. …

Malu's eyes were also opened, and he felt as if he had gone to an alien expo.

He did not rush to lecture, but called again, "Xiao Jianguo, who is Xiao Jianguo."

"Me!" The chubby guy who looked the most normal in the room raised his hand.

"The girl at the front desk downstairs asked me to tell you to stay away from her. She has a brother who works at the police station."

Xiao Jianguo asked curiously, "If I stay away from her, will she introduce her brother to be my friend?"

"What are you thinking? She means to ask her brother to catch you."

"But I didn't break the law. I heard Teacher Song say that only if you break the law will you be caught by the police."

"This is a common threat method used by the locals. In short, it means that you will not get close to her again. What exactly did you do to her to make her so wary of you?"

"I don't know, I just told her that if she wanted to be friends with me, I could show her my cock in exchange."

As Xiao Jianguo spoke, he threw the gel pen in his hand on the ground. The moment it landed, the gel pen turned into an old hen flapping its wings.

The appearance of this old hen also made the French fries people feel threatened, and they rushed back into the headless body. In the end, they did not forget to put the head back, but unfortunately they were too panicked and put it on backwards. , the back of the head faces the front of the chest.

"Ah?" Ma Lu was also stunned, "What kind of super power is this?"

"This is not a superpower. In my hometown, everyone can do it. Throw things out and they will turn into various small animals. Mine is a chicken, my dad is a goose, and my mom is a mink. , my sister is a jumping pancake batfish.

"When we make new friends, we will show each other our little animals." Xiao Jianguo bent down and picked up the old hen on the ground.

"Huh? Then your family can open a breeding farm?"

"No, these transformed animals can only live for an hour, and then they will change back."

"Well, it's so useless. OK, I understand the chicken watching thing, but why do you want to be friends with the girl at the front desk? Do you like her?"

"I know, I know."

The person who spoke this time was the local boss who had become Zhangpi, "This is our exam. Until the end of the training, we must make at least one human friend before we can successfully graduate and start a new life in this plane alone."

"So it's an assessment..." Ma Lu suddenly realized. No wonder the city manager opened the training camp in a farmhouse.

They probably want these newcomers to adapt to living with humans in advance, at least until the girl at the front desk downstairs can see nothing wrong with them before she can let them out.

"Stop watching the chickens. It doesn't work here." Ma Lu waved his hand to Xiao Jianguo, motioning for him to sit down, and opened his notebook at the same time, "Okay, it's time to go to class."

"Teacher Ma, wifi password, Shanshui one side will kill the whole family by using the Internet 8888." An enthusiastic student said, "Pinyin."

"Not bad, you have learned how to connect to wifi." Malu praised, "It seems that you have learned a lot in the past week."

His words stirred up a hornet's nest again, and some students began to show off what they had learned in the past week.

Including but not limited to watching traffic lights, using WeChat and Alipay, ordering takeout, using sensor faucets in shopping malls, shopping online, ordering food in restaurants, and pretending to be foreign guests.

"Wait a minute, what's going on with pretending to be a foreign guest?" Ma Lu said casually while entering the mailbox to download the courseware that Shen Yue had turned over.

"This is what Teacher Zheng taught us. If we go out to live on our own and encounter something we don't understand, or say the wrong thing, we can pretend to be foreign guests first and see if we can fool them." A French fries man replied, "If it doesn't work, we can look for you again. City Administrator.”

After speaking, he imitated a foreigner and said in broken Chinese, "I am French and it is my first time to travel to China. Could you please tell me how to get to the nearest McDonald's."

Malu was amused by him, not because they talked too much, but mainly because they wore hard hats, reflective vests, and soft-soled rubber shoes. They looked like they were working on a construction site, and had nothing to do with foreign guests.

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But Malu is here to teach Internet fraud. Daily life is not his responsibility, and he won't talk too much.

Especially when there is a teaching competition between teachers later. The worse the others are, the easier it is for him to win the final victory.

So Malu patted the table again, "Quiet, quiet, what I'm going to say next is very important, listen carefully to me, otherwise there will be no place to cry in the future, so whoever is sitting on the stool, you can also recover for me. "Why don't you sit down and look like you're sitting down?"

Malu has been a domineering principal for more than a month, and even without the majesty candy to help him increase his majesty, he already has his own momentum.

After hearing this, all the students who were still noisy immediately sat down, and Xiao Jianguo also held down his penis.

Malu glanced around the conference room and saw that everyone was staring at him with their ears pricked up and their eyes wide open, and then he opened the PPT with satisfaction.

He cleared his throat and said, "Internet fraud refers to the act of using the Internet to defraud large amounts of public or private property by fabricating facts or concealing the truth for the purpose of illegal possession."

"This online fraud, well, there are many tricks, and the methods of fraud are changing with each passing day. Common methods include pretending to be friends, phishing..."

Malu frowned as he read. This courseware was too dry. It looked like Baidu Encyclopedia.

So he clicked on Baidu, and when he searched it, he couldn't help but get furious. Damn it, this was really copied from Baidu Encyclopedia, every word was correct.

I didn’t even wash the manuscript, it was such an unprofessional job!

Malu threw the students who were still waiting for the next step in the classroom with their necks stretched out, rushed out with his cell phone, and called Shen Yue on the spot.

As a result, at 9:40, Shen Yue was still fast asleep on the bed without any surprise. Ma Lu called her four times in a row before waking her up.