Universe Infinite Canteen

Malu blinked, suddenly thought of something, took out his mobile phone, Baidu Santa Claus.

Then he put the retrieved picture in front of his eyes and compared it with the white-bearded foreigner opposite him. As expected, he was eighty-nine points similar, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

"Ah, it turns out it's you! Do you really exist? But why did you come to City B? We haven't been living in foreign countries lately."

The white-bearded foreigner blinked and said with a smile, "I'm really here to be a foreign teacher."

"Um?"

"There is a war outside. Many people have come to Earth recently. Someone must help them integrate into society. And now the first thing they need to learn in life here is language classes. I remember, Boss Ma, you are also a teacher on the Shanshui side. The students are A lot of people have been discussing your anti-fraud course for a while.”

"Really?"

"What really?"

"Did you come all the way here just to be a foreign teacher?"

"Because you can earn 600 star coins in one class." said the white-bearded foreigner.

"Just for 600 star coins?"

"Otherwise, you are all done with the foreign festival, so why would I come here? All the star coins I brought before have been spent. There are not many opportunities to earn star coins on the earth. Now that I have encountered one, I must not let it go. "

As the white-bearded foreigner spoke, he put his thumb and index finger into his mouth and whistled.

"It's okay, we are one of our own, come in."

As soon as he finished speaking, the balcony door was pushed open, and a huge black figure walked in from the outside, "I told you earlier, I was freezing to death."

"Let me introduce, this is Boss Ma of the Universe Infinite Canteen, and his..."

"Employees." Ma Youyou said.

"And his staff, this is Lightning, my old buddy, and the car."

The white-bearded foreigner pointed at the reindeer. Lightning nodded to the two of them and rubbed the mud on the deer's hooves on the floor mat. "It scared me. I thought the police were here again."

"You brought your reindeer too."

"I don't want to come here. He said being alone is boring." The reindeer said, "You guys can judge me. I should be considered a business trip. According to the current labor law, I have to pay travel expenses."

"Uh, probably." Ma Lu said.

"Did you hear that? Give me money! You old bastard!!! Capitalist, slave owner!!!" The reindeer yelled and pushed the white-bearded man against the wall.

"Don't talk about money all the time. I ordered takeout for you and let you drink beer. I didn't give you a ride last time I went out. You are not on a business trip, this is a vacation. You should pay me."

The white-bearded foreigner was not to be outdone, "And you had the nerve to ask me for money. Last time we worked together on a business to deliver express delivery, you had to take shortcuts, speed, and drink driving. As a result, you dropped other people's belongings into the sea, resulting in our last remaining The 10,000 star coins have been paid out, and now I still owe 20,000 yuan.

"Otherwise, when I'm old, do you think I want to be a foreign teacher? Not just to pay for the trouble you caused!" The white-bearded foreigner also became excited.

Then one person and one deer struggled together.

The white-bearded foreigner lunged and punched the reindeer on the head. The newly trimmed antlers were broken by him. The reindeer was not polite and immediately waved its front hooves and used the naked choke in MMA.

It looked like it really wanted to kill its boss. It tightened its hooves tightly, which made the old man's face turn purple. The latter soon only took in air but did not let it out.

Ma Lu and Ma Youyou were stunned by this scene. After a while, they thought of going up to break up the fight and pulled one person and the other deer away.

The white-bearded foreigner regained his breathing, and while sucking in the fresh air, he did not forget to say harsh words.

"Just wait, one day I will put dichlorvos in your dinner and poison you idiot to death!"

"Come on, who is afraid of whom? If you dare not sleep at night, I will sneak into your bedroom and make a hole in your neck!"

The reindeer gasped and flashed the remaining antlers on its head.

The old man with the white beard also put on a boxing stance, jumping left and right.

Seeing that they were going to work together again, Ma Lu had no choice but to use his trump card and said.

"You guys can call me later. I will give 100 star coins to whoever can answer my question." After a pause, he added, "100 star coins per question."

As soon as the words fell, one person and one deer immediately sat down and rushed to speak.

"Just ask."

"Ask me and I'll even tell you the color of this old guy's underwear."

"I'm asking what kind of thing it is for."

Malu felt four scorching gazes. In fact, he already had the answer in his heart, but he was still a little unwilling. He came here to at least understand the reason.

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So he asked, "Don't you have the power to distort reality? Why are you still so short of money?"

"The power to distort reality? Are you talking about wish fulfillment? Hey, how do you know that I can make wishes come true? I know it is said in legends, but you shouldn't believe in legends so easily." The white-bearded foreigner took the lead. .

"Because just today I met a taxi driver who suddenly turned into a cartoonist and he said he pulled you over before it happened."

"Taxi driver, who is it?"

The white-bearded foreigner was a little puzzled, but he soon remembered, "Oh oh oh, are you talking about the taxi I took when I went to Langfang? The driver named Guo Yang had his wish fulfilled?"

"Hey, don't you know? It wasn't you who did it."

"It should have been me, if he had made a similar wish for Christmas." The white-bearded foreigner was also a little unsure.

"So does this have anything to do with you?"

"This old man doesn't know it himself." The reindeer finally got the chance to answer and gloated.

The white-bearded foreigner didn't refute. He stood up unsteadily and walked to a room. As he opened the door, the things in the room immediately poured out.

It was a bunch of small stars, twinkling and emitting a faint yellow light. There were so many small stars that they filled the whole room, at least tens of thousands of them.

When it came out, it swamped the white-bearded foreigner's ankles.

"This is a wishing star." The white-bearded foreigner said, "If someone makes a wish to me, those wishes will become a wishing star and be sent to me."

"Well, is this the wishing star you have accumulated so far?" Malu asked.

"No, this is just a Christmas. I received one hundred thousandth of the total number of wishing stars. I can't put them in my warehouse, so I can only store them here temporarily."

The white-bearded foreigner explained, "Before this, I thought about throwing away some of the wishing stars and throwing them into the sea, but then I gave up because it would cause sea levels to rise and it was not environmentally friendly."

"You're just an old, lazy, smelly old bastard." The reindeer cursed at the side, "You don't want to realize those wishes at all."

"If you shut up your bad mouth, and if you are willing to pull the cart honestly, maybe we can realize a few more wishes." The white-bearded foreigner immediately scolded back.