Unlimited Supplies: Take the Space Supermarket To Support the Right Minister
Chapter 77: Take the bait for the old, take the bait for the test
Chapter 77 The hook is old, the hook is exam
Yu Xiaolian came here today pushing a cart. Before the goods were unloaded, Su Jingchen approached her to talk about renting a house, and then Zheng Yuanfeng also came over.
"It's just right, help me move my things over there." Yu Xiaolian pointed to the hexagonal pavilion in the middle of Qingquan Academy, and said to Zheng Yuanfeng.
Zheng Yuanfeng became a free labor force as soon as he came here, and he felt a little unhappy, but he still worked hard to help Yu Xiaolian move things into the gazebo.
Su Jingchen didn't use Yu Xiaolian's orders, but also helped to move.
"Hey, hey, hey... I'll just move my sister's things, and you don't want to move them." Zheng Yuanfeng had inexplicable hostility towards this boy who was prettier than him.
"My sister too!" After Su Jingchen finished speaking, he moved his things and walked to the gazebo first.
"Yu Xiaolian, what's the situation? You know another brother?" Zheng Yuanfeng glared at Yu Xiaolian, as if someone had pried a corner of the wall, his eyes wide open.
Yu Xiaolian was carrying a bamboo basket of soap, sinking to death, how could she have time to pay attention to Zheng Yuanfeng's moaning without illness.
"Brothers have more roads to travel, and more brothers have more roads."
"You..." Zheng Yuanfeng pursed his lips, "I am all your way, you have eyes but don't know Mount Tai."
Yu Xiaolian saw that Zheng Yuanfeng was wronged like a betrayed little daughter-in-law, and just about to comfort Zheng Yuanfeng, Su Jingchen, who came back after seeing her, said, "I don't think she is very smart, but at least she has insight People, look ahead."
Yu Xiaolian, who was caught by the cue indirectly, was not only not angry at Su Jingchen saying that she was not smart, but also thought that being able to hug several thick legs together was considered a skill.
Zheng Yuanfeng wanted to hate Su Jingchen for a long time, but he didn't know him, so he kept holding back.
But at this moment, Su Jingchen accepted his words, and he could use it to his advantage, "You can really put gold on your face, it's okay if the little girl is really discerning, but I'm afraid that she will be deceived by some people with fake eyes. "
Su Jingchen took a serious look at Zheng Yuanfeng, "The dean will make a pair later, and Su is willing to make gestures with Brother Zheng."
"If I shouldn't, it seems like I'm afraid of you. I won't be able to forgive you then, so don't say I bullied you when you were young."
Yu Xiaolian did not expect that Zheng Yuanfeng and Su Jingchen would compete like lightning when they met for the first time.
Waiting for Yu Xiaolian to set up the prize scene, the bell for Qingquan Academy to gather students was also rung.
Bai Shixi stood in the hexagonal gazebo, sitting on the ground on the left and right sides were students from the men's and women's schools.
"There is poetry and calligraphy in the abdomen, and the sages are proud of being friends.
I hope that while you can learn some useful things at this poetry book conference, you can also make some good friends.
Although the past poetry and book fairs were also wonderful, in order to let you actively participate in the study, I specially prepared generous prizes for this poetry and book fair.
I hope you can speak up, be aggressive, and come out on top. "
As soon as Baishixi finished speaking, the students below started talking like a pot exploded.
The discussion was nothing more than Bai Shixi, an iron rooster, why he was willing to pluck his hair all of a sudden.
"There is a prize, probably just a writing brush, maybe it's the worst kind."
"If you give us a brush, that's fine. I'm afraid he will give us a paper as a prize."
"In order to stimulate everyone's fighting spirit to win the championship, I will first tell you what the prizes are." Yu Xiaolian's slightly immature voice suddenly echoed, and the scene suddenly became quiet.
Yu Xiaolian took out a solid air freshener, first smelled it to the masters in the pavilion one by one, and then ran outside the pavilion to the girls of the Women's College of Virtue and the boys of Qingquan College, and sent one to them, so that they could pass it on. Smell it.
When the heated discussions continued, Yu Xiaolian said loudly again, "This thing is called an air freshener. Putting it in the room can make the room smell good for a month."
"This stuff is good, I want this!"
"I want too!"
"You get C every time you take the exam, why are you arguing with me?"
"Hmph, my aunt is rich, at worst I'll spend twice as much to buy."
Yu Xiaolian listened to the discussion of the girls below, and raised the corners of her lips in satisfaction, "This air freshener is only the third prize, and Dean Bai has prepared even better prizes for everyone."
Yu Xiaolian took out the soap again, and handed out a piece of soap for everyone to smell and see.
"This thing, called soap, is an upgraded version of bath beans. I believe that some of the wealthy families present must have used good bath beans.
But my soap comes from the West. It is different from ordinary bath beans. It can not only be used to wash the face, but also can be used to take a bath. "
"This soap smells so good, I want this."
"I want too!"
The girls who had smelled the soap were eager to try it, and all eyes followed Yu Xiaolian's small figure.
"You must think that this soap is already a good gift, right? Next, the surprise will be doubled."
Yu Xiaolian took out several things in a row and put them on the wooden table, "This is the super gift bag for the first prize. It contains shampoo, shower gel, and a box of high-quality red lip balm."
In the past few days, Yu Xiaolian and Sun have spent a lot of work in order to change the outer packaging, buy containers, and fill these things.
I hope that after today's advertisement, I can make a lot of money, and the hard work of the two of them will not be in vain.
Yu Xiaolian took out a box of lipstick, dipped some of it with her finger, wiped it on the back of her hand, and ran to the girls team to show it to them.
Let the girls smell whether her hair smells good, and chatter and explain to the girls who ask her questions.
Seeing this, Bai Shixi had no choice but to call Yu Xiaolian back, and let her continue to sell, and this poetry and book club would become Yu Xiaolian's personal store.
"Principal Bai has prepared six prizes for everyone this time, and the top three in the men's and women's courts will have prizes. Everyone actively participates.
If you don’t have a ranking and still want something, let your servants go to Mingxiang Pavilion to buy it. "
Yu Xiaolian felt that she had just started to find a way to sell, and was forced to go offline.
Fortunately, after some busy work just now, I found that there are many potential users, which can be regarded as a full harvest.
"This time, our academy has a new batch of outstanding students. Among them, it is worth mentioning that Su Jingchen, who is only eleven years old, surpassed some older students and won the top spot in the autumn examination. There are quite a few people who are old and have taken many exams, but they are just children after all their lives.
So I felt it and wrote an upper couplet. "
Bai Shixi glanced around, coughed lightly, and said slowly, "If you take the bait, you are an old man, and if you take the bait, you are a tester. The old man takes the child's test, and the child's test is the old man."
In ancient times, the imperial examination was the only way out for children from poor families. Many people even spent their entire lives in the imperial examination because they failed to succeed in high school as they wished in their youth.
And the price of this is that the elderly parents have to work hard to support their children, because those students basically know nothing except reading.
The first couplet published by Baishixi can be described as well-intentioned.
This couplet has a lot of ingenuity, the most important of which are the old characters and the test characters. The difference between these two words is that one hook at the end is upward, and the other is downward, so that the upper hook is old and the lower hook is examination.
The last two sentences use both Kao and Lao in it, which makes people admire its extremely neat and thought-provoking at the same time.
Looking for all kinds of small tickets () Elegant
(end of this chapter)
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