Unscrupulous Host of the System

"You guys, you are really a little ghost. Go and rest. Brother is going to clean up the table." Jianzhi shook his head and smiled helplessly.

At this moment, the phone rang suddenly. Jianzhi took it out and saw that it was a stranger's phone, and he connected it at random.

"Hey, that person"

"Who are you, evildoer, why do you want to occupy my son's body. Be honest, otherwise don't blame the deity's ruthless sword."

When Jianzhi heard it, he knew that it was his bad father who was calling, but it really felt strange to call in this way.

"Yo, Dad Thief. Are you drunk?"

"Who is drunk, if you didn't know your secret from the old man. I was still hiding in my heart, saying who you are. The old monster that came, dared to take my son's body. Otherwise, my son could not be like this. Enchanting." Huang Lie heard a righteous and awe-inspiring voice.

The black line full of Jianzhi, for this kind of unscrupulous dad. He is also very tired inside.

"I remember when you were young, Dad, you used to spy on the neighbor's widow in the bath. Should I tell my mother about this?" Jianzhi said quietly.

"Hmph, my son was taken away. Even the memory has been swallowed, forget it. The eldest son's grudges have to be avenged, you will wait for me. I will take you now, but fortunately, I have something else. A son." Huang Lie looked excited as if he really wanted to avenge his son.

"Uh, then come here. Anyway, you can't call me, so you can continue to pretend to be your magic stick. Although your phone number is often changed, mom's phone number is fixed. I will call and tell mom now. , How much have you been sorry for her before." Jianzhi threatened with a wicked smile.

"I'm telling you, I don't..."

Jianzhi hung up the phone before he finished speaking, but he didn't dial his mother's number. It's just waiting for something quietly, less than a few seconds. The number just now has been called back again.

"Hey, that person"

"Who, I'm your dad. Do you guys like this, dare to hang up your Lao Tzu's phone." Huang Lie's angry voice came over.

"Oh, it turned out to be Dad. I thought I had a harassing call just now." Jianzhi said with a laugh.

"Are you really my son?" Huang Lie asked, still a little unbelievable.

"No, I am a god."

"Oh, so you are a god. My god, you uncle, can't you be serious. You are not like the elder son in my memory at all. The eldest son in my memory is incompetent, trash, lazy, idiot, mentally ill. , Little white face..."

Huang Lie said all the words he could think of, just black lines full of health. He turned out to be such a person in his father's heart.

"It turns out that I am this kind of person in your eyes. Sure enough, I should tell my mom that you are sorry about her."

"Wait, what to say. Those are all things in the past, what can I say. I'm just curious why you are stronger than me, this shouldn't be." Huang Lie was a little skeptical.

"What shouldn't be, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, shouldn't the front waves be shot dead on the beach?"

"You were shot to death on the beach. Did you curse Lao Tzu like this?" Huang Lie couldn't help this son.

"Isn't this true?" Jianzhi asked weakly.

"I... you... forget it. I'm too lazy to take care of your nostalgia. It's too unreasonable for someone who holds a pill to be strong. Lao Tzu, I am such a wicked one to hold a pill in a half step. It is really unreasonable." Huang Lie still struggled with this. thing.

"It turns out that dad you are jealous, I see. Next time I see you, I will hide far away and won't steal your view." Jianzhi finally knew what the bad dad was struggling with.

"I'm a little jealous. I know my talent. I dare to say the first, but no one dares to say the second. I am only about fifty years old this year. Although I have this cultivation base at my age, I can't do without your grandpa's help, but I This enchanting talent is really real. Suddenly you, someone more fearful than me, appeared, how did you let me accept it?" Huang Lie said jealously like a child.

"I am jealous of my son's cultivation level, are you embarrassed to say it. If you are known by outsiders, you will look down upon you."

"I really don't understand you Laozi. A few years ago, I was sure that you were 100% ordinary. How could you have such a terrifying cultivation in just a few years? It really makes people wonder."

"Dad, don't worry about this, let me talk about what you are looking for. Every time you call me, it is always something." Jianzhi asked directly.

"There are two main things. The first thing is about our ancestral exercises. Although you are holding alchemy cultivation base, I am sure your exercises are not as good as our ancestral exercises. I plan to find a time to teach them Your secrets from our ancestors." Huang Lie said solemnly.

"Oh, how good is it? Tell me about it." Jianzhi asked a little curiously.

"Control the five elements and reverse yin and yang. You say that you are not so powerful, and wait until you reach the highest level. It can resurrect people who have died not long ago, although they sacrifice their own lives. But in this age of the end of the law, there is even more defying existence. "Huang Lie said excitedly.

"Oh, I have to sacrifice my life to resurrect the dead. Isn't that great, now I can resurrect the dead at will, even if I create the creatures in mythology, it’s just casual. Your son, I’m already going to heaven. Now." Jianzhi said casually.

"I'm talking to you seriously, don't brag about it. You think you are a **** of creation, and you create creatures in mythology. I ask you, do you learn it or not. You have such a godless exercise. You are a fool if you don't learn." Huang Lie came directly to stimulate the law.

"Don't learn, I'm lazy."

"Nizi, really Nizi. Why do I have your stupid son? Hey, forget it. I'll leave it to your brother, but he won't dare to give it to him until he is cultivated or born." Huang Lie said helplessly .

"Dad, what about the second thing?"

"The second thing is about your twin fiancee. I thought you were an ordinary person. I want you to marry them so that you can live without any worries. Now, look at you when you are so strong. Your choice. Do you still recognize this marriage?" Huang Lie asked.

"They are peerless women, and fools don't recognize them."

"That's good, I have cured your fiancée's illness. I have given them your picture too. You will go over and meet them tomorrow."

"Okay, I'll be over tomorrow."

"By the way, you seem to be an ordinary person and a fool in their eyes. I didn't say anything to them, but they thought it themselves. I hope you don't get embarrassed tomorrow, hahaha..."

"What, idiot... Damn, I hung up my phone again." Jianzhi watched as his bad father hung up the phone and said speechlessly. ..