Unscrupulous Host of the System
Chapter 556: Old man pretending to be dead
"Whoever accepts your gift must speak with evidence. I'm a good official, how could I collect the stolen goods." Huang Xing kept aiming at Huang Lie's **** and stabbing.
"You are a good official, you are the most greedy official I have ever seen. You are the worst official in the world if you use swords and swords against your son." Huang Lie saw his old man's sword pierce his ass. This is not forcing him. Is he jumping the wall in a hurry?
"call out"
A blast of air flew towards the courtyard, Huang Xing's ears moved slightly, and the whole person stopped immediately.
"Old man, it looks like a small prize is coming."
"You don't need to say, I can feel it too. But it's not convenient for me to see him, I have to hide."
"Old man, you have a guilty conscience. You used to pretend to be dead in front of the small prize. Now you have a guilty conscience and you dare not see your grandson." Huang Lie said contemptuously from the side.
"If you want to care, if you pretend to be dead, just pretend to the end." Huang Xing waved quickly towards the center of the yard, and an exquisite large-mouthed coffin appeared instantly.
At the moment when the coffin appeared, Huang Lie couldn't help but stunned. This is not one of the five-dragon golden coffins he gave to the old man.
Huang Xing opened the lid of the coffin and jumped inside.
"Wait a minute, I lie in. You can dig a hole in any place, bury the coffin with me, and erect a monument for me. It should be very easy for you, a digging expert, to dig a hole, let alone you. A master at the pill-holding stage." Huang Xing said, picking up the coffin lid to cover himself.
"I said the old man, you want to play that one again. You are pretending to be addicted, don't you just see the small prize, is it necessary?" Huang Lie was speechless when he saw that his old man was going to pretend to be dead again. .
"You need to take care of it, hurry up. I'll be in trouble when the small prize arrives." Huang Xing finished covering the coffin.
"Ka, Ka, Ka, Ka,"
"Old man, digging is too troublesome. The main reason is that it hurts the flowers and plants in your yard. Just stay inside, I won't bother to care about you." Huang Lie knocked on the coffin boredly.
"It's really unfilial to descendants, don't even listen to his father's words, right?" Huang Xing's angry words came from the coffin.
"Hey, you should treat me as unfilial. You are not dead, you always feel guilty if you buried it. Not to mention the small prize seems to be coming." Huang Lie felt that the Huang Jian prize had arrived at the door.
"Ka, Ka, Ka,,,"
"Excuse me, who are you looking for," the butler opened the door and found that Huang Jianzheng looked somewhat similar to Young Master Huang Lie, and couldn't help but respectfully asked.
"I'm coming to see my father and grandfather. My father's name is Huang Lie, and my grandfather's name is Huang Xing." Huang Jianzheng said politely.
"It turned out to be Young Master, please come in, please come in, I will take you to find now..."
"Butler, let him come alone in the yard, you don't need to bring him in." Huang Xing was worried that his butler would ruin his good deeds, so he quickly transmitted the sound to the butler's ears.
"Little Master, I just remembered that I still have important things to do. You go straight toward this road, turn left at the second fork and go straight." The butler pointed to the road and said.
"Okay, I understand." Huang Jianzheng didn't ask anything, and walked in the direction indicated.
"Yo, son, you are here."
Huang Jianzheng walked to a yard as instructed, and at a glance he found his father was leaning on a large coffin, eating melon seeds without a hassle.
"Father, this, this...," Huang Jianzheng pointed to the coffin with his father's back leaning against him inexplicably.
"Small prize, you are a step late. Your grandfather twisted his waist during excessive exercise last night, and it hurts a lot. It's still hot while riding on your grandfather's body. Why do you want to do it early." Huang Lie didn't. There was a trace of sadness, but it didn't matter to me.
When Huang Xing in the coffin heard what his son said about him, he almost jumped up in anger and wanted to kill his unfilial children alive.
"Dad, do you and grandpa play with me again? I was deceived by you when I was ignorant, and now I use the same tricks, you think I will be fooled." Huang Jianzheng knows his two live treasures without thinking about it. Pit him again.
"Have you heard, the old man lying in the coffin. It's not that I didn't help you, but your trick is really bad." Huang Lie got up and licked the seeds, kicked the coffin a few times.
"Asshole, unfilial offspring, I'm going to hack you."
Seeing that it was useless to hide, Huang Xing exploded the coffin directly. Holding the sword, he slashed at Huang Lie who was eating melon seeds, but Huang Lie had long prevented his old man from coming to this trick.
"Stop for me..."
"Who would be so stupid to stop and let you chop..."
Two more afterimages appeared in the yard, one chasing and one running. Only Huang Jianzheng stared at Huang Xing's back.
"Grandpa,," Huang Jianzheng, who came back to his senses, couldn't help but yelled to Huang Xing.
"Uh, it turned out to be a small prize. It didn't seem to have grown so big in a blink of an eye. Come, come, accompany grandpa over tea and chat." Seeing that things couldn't hide, Huang Xing could only put away his sword and kindly entertain his grandson.
"Grandpa, you are cruel enough to pretend to be dead for so many years." Huang Jianzheng gradually calmed down his inner excitement, and began to complain about his grandpa.
"Ahem, ahem,,, you also know that grandpa's identity is very special, tens of thousands of jobs are waiting for your grandpa and I will judge. There is no way to have to pretend to die for work." Huang Xing said with a guilty conscience.
"Really, but I heard my eldest brother say that you can spend your days at ease. Apart from drinking tea, you can lazily bask in the sun." Huang Jianzheng looked at his grandfather with suspicion.
"Don't listen to your eldest brother's nonsense. The worst thing in our family is him. Can you believe his words?" Huang Xing retorted immediately.
"Of course I can believe it. I have been here for a while, but I have never seen the old man when you worked. Except for not drinking tea and sunbathing, work? Is it possible." Huang Lie on the side stood up and dismantled the platform without any hesitation.
"Unfilial children, see if I am today..."
"Grandpa, grandpa,,, calm down, dad is joking." Huang Jianzhang quickly grabbed the angry grandpa.
"Hmph, today I saw you letting you go for the sake of the small prize. If you dare to slander me, don't blame me for killing my relatives." Huang Xing threatened.
"You have killed your relatives righteously, then I really don't know how many times you have killed them. Little prize, you can accompany your grandfather more, I'm going out for a trip." Huang Lie got up and left uninterestedly.
"Dad, wait a minute, I have something to ask you." Huang Jianzheng hurriedly shouted when he saw that his father was leaving.
"Oh, do you need me for something?" Huang Lie couldn't help but question.
"You two go out to talk. I want to have tea and be quiet. Today I am too angry with a certain unfilial descendant. I want to drink tea and calm down." Huang Xing said slowly while holding the tea cup.
"Even if the old man wants to be quiet, let him be quiet. We will go out and talk about Xiaozhen." Huang Lie didn't say anything and walked outside. Huang Jianzheng followed his father without any rush.
"What's the matter for me? Tell me."
"Dad, do you believe in the existence of rebirth?"..
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