Upgrade Beyond Rampage
Chapter 2316 The funniest joke?
Tang Yi had just drank his third glass of wine at the bar, when the bartender Tian Jiu came back, and there was a woman with him.
Or rather, an old woman?
It's not right and it's not accurate.
It should be said that she is an old-faced woman with a young body?
In short, this woman is strange.
"You, have you really obtained the unicorn of the Dream Moon Beast King? Is this true? Can you show it to me?"
As soon as the old-faced woman arrived at the tavern, she excitedly said to Tang Yi.
But as soon as she finished speaking, she realized her rudeness and said hurriedly: "Sorry, I'm too excited. Let me introduce myself. I am the owner of this tavern, Qiu Shasha. You can call me Shasha, or you can call me Shasha." Call me the boss."
"Hello, Boss Xi. My name is Tang Yi."
Calling others Shasha was too kind, and Tang Yi wasn't used to it.
Moreover, she is still...a woman who looks so old.
"Tang Yi, did you really get the unicorn of the Mengyue Beast King?"
Xi Shasha asked.
"Yes."
Tang Yi took out the unicorn of Mengyue Beast King again and showed it in front of Xi Shasha.
Looking at the golden unicorn in Tang Yi's hand, Xi Shasha's eyes were blazing and her expression was excited. However, she still suppressed her excitement and said to Tang Yi: "Tang Yi, can you show me the unicorn?"
"sure."
Tang Yi said generously and handed the unicorn directly to Xi Shasha's hand.
Xi Shasha held the unicorn carefully, as if she were holding some treasure. She sat on a stool at the bar and began to check it over and over.
While checking, she also said to the bartender Tian Jiu: "Ajiu, go and make me a cup of sky blue, a cup of wine red and sky blue, and a cup of Moon-Watching Husband for Mr. Tang Yi. In addition, make three more A plate of side dishes.”
"OK!"
Hearing this, Tian Jiu immediately entered the bar and started mixing drinks.
Sky Blue, Wine Red Sky Blue, and Moon-Watching Husband are all the top drinks of Courage Tavern, and they are also the three major signatures of Courage Tavern.
However, at this moment, Xi Shasha asked Tian Jiu to prepare them all at once for Tang Yi to enjoy.
Seeing this scene, the guests standing at the square table were immediately envious.
"I'm so envious. I have been coming to this tavern for so long and I have never tasted these three kinds of wine. It is said that each of these three kinds of wine has different powerful effects and the taste is also very unique."
"Me too. I've been to this pub many times. I can't even sit at the bar, let alone the drinks prepared by the bartender himself! I didn't expect that person to drink three drinks at once. Moreover, it's Courage Tavern. I’m so envious of the three major brands.”
"There are also three plates of snacks! These snacks are not ordinary snacks. They are all snacks that can increase cultivation and physical fitness! These snacks cannot be bought even with Saint Crystal. I was lucky enough to taste them last time. It felt like, tsk tsk , simply heavenly food.”
"I also tasted it once, but it was only a little bit, a small bowl. And now, he can actually get three plates! I'm really envious."
"Huh, what's there to be envious of? It's because he said he got the unicorn of the Mengyue Beast King that he got such treatment! But, who knows if the unicorn he got is real? What if it's fake? Yes, there will be a good show!”
"That's right! I won't do this kind of deception! Even if I want to drink the wine from the Courage Tavern or eat the food from the Courage Tavern, I won't do it! It's too embarrassing."
"That's right!"
"..."
The guests in the tavern started talking again.
However, neither Tang Yi nor the bartender Tian Jiu, nor the owner of the tavern Xi Shasha, paid attention to everyone's comments.
Tang Yi was tasting his own wine and food.
Bartender Tian Jiu is mixing wine.
Xi Shasha, on the other hand, was constantly looking at Dujiao, as if to verify the authenticity of Dujiao.
After a while, Xi Shasha finally finished checking it and said to Tang Yi: "This is indeed the unicorn of the Mengyue Beast King, but I am very curious, how did you do it?"
"How?"
Tang Yi took a sip of the wine, savoring the aroma of the wine, then picked up a piece of fresh meat and put it into his mouth, letting the fresh meat turn into a warm current and flow into his stomach, and then said: "Just be better than it."
"Better than that?"
"I don't know what this means!"
Xi Shasha asked with some confusion: "The Meng Yue Beast King is the top holy beast and the Beast King of Meng Yue. He can control all the monsters in the Meng Yue Forest. Under the Meng Yue Beast King, there are ten generals. If you want to get the unicorn of the Dream Moon Beast King, you must go into the depths of the Dream Moon Forest, defeat the Dream Moon Beast King's ten generals, and all the monsters in the Dream Moon Forest. Finally, you must defeat the Dream Moon Beast King. Only in this way can you defeat the Dream Moon Beast King. Obtaining the Unicorn is unimaginably difficult. It is no exaggeration to say that it is impossible. But you... got the Unicorn. I really don't understand how you got it."
In attacking Shasha, it would be impossible for Tang Yi to defeat the Mengyue Beast King's ten generals, defeat all the monsters in the Mengyue Forest, and finally defeat the Mengyue Beast King to get the unicorn!
The reason why Tang Yi was able to get the unicorn must have been through some special method.
So Xi Shasha was very curious about what method Tang Yi used to obtain the unicorn.
"It's very simple. I entered the depths of the Mengyue Forest, defeated the ten generals of the Mengyue Beast King, and then killed the Mengyue Beast King, so I got the unicorn." Tang Yi said calmly.
It seems that defeating the ten generals of the Dream Moon Beast King and killing the Dream Moon Beast King are just trivial matters.
Hearing Tang Yi's words, before Xi Shasha could speak, the guests in the tavern began to ridicule again.
"Brother, aren't you blushing? I'm blushing for you now. It's okay to brag, but you're bragging so much!"
"The ten generals who killed the Dream Moon Beast King? Also killed the Dream Moon Beast King? Why don't you go to heaven?"
"Ignoring whether the unicorn you brought back is real or fake, can you defeat the Dream Moon Beast King's ten generals just by yourself? Can you also defeat the Dream Moon Beast King?"
"Brother, do you know how many monsters there are in the Mengyue Forest? Do you know what the strength of the ten generals of the Mengyue Beast King are? And do you know what the strength of the Mengyue Beast King is? Want to attack By killing the Mengyue Beast King, you are making an enemy of the entire Mengyue Forest! How can you fight against the entire Mengyue Forest without bragging?"
"I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people! He actually said that he killed the Mengyue Beast King. This is too funny."
"Hahaha, the funniest joke I heard today is, 'I killed the Mengyue Beast King'. This is so funny."
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