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So what do you say about the expression?

In the most popular phrase now, Lin Wan’er has a capital letter written on her face.

However, this dirty word is not about Lin Wan’er herself, but about Wang Chao.

Wang Chao looked at Lin Wan’er in surprise, and wondered, “What kind of expression are you?” ”

“What do you say?”

Lin Wan’er gave Wang Chao a roll of her eyes, and the little mouth said: “Gee, I didn’t expect you to be such a person, Wang Chao, you bull.” ”

“Oops.”

Inexplicably, he was slapped in the eyes, and Wang Chao was not happy at that time.

He walked to Lin Wan’er’s side, his eyes dripping, and looked at Lin Wan’er: “Miss Lin, it seems that I haven’t touched your whole body anywhere, right?” In that case, what do I mean by such a person? What is that? ”

“Still pretending?” Lin Wan’er pointed to the drone, “See for yourself and see what your audience friends are saying.” ”

“Say what?”

Wang Chao immediately looked.

The drone’s slap-sized screen has been covered by the barrage of the screen at this time, and one after another 717 barrage is brushed wildly, constantly flashing.

“233333, cut off the sword plus a thousand years of killing, my king is really still so obscene.”

“Lying groove, are these the two legendary divine skills? The kind that can be done every second? ”

“Kneel and beg to worship the teacher, and ask my king to pass on my divine skills.”

“MD, Lao Tzu faintly feels that the chrysanthemum is in pain.”

“Ah, the sourness of that sword, I will never forget.”

“Don’t cry snowman, run away if you encounter my king again in the next life.”

Wang Chao’s face turned green.

The barrage of the audience made him understand why Lin Wan’er looked at him like that, and he angrily retorted: “Be reasonable, in that case, I just use the strongest, fastest and most effective attack, is there a mistake?” ”

“That’s right.” Lin Wan’er scoffed, “It’s just shameless, well, add a little more obscenity.” ”

“……”

Wang Chao was speechless.

He glared at Lin Wan’er viciously from beginning to end, seeing Lin Wan’erle’s tricks, the great shore on his chest was undulating, he turned his head and snorted: “Forget it, gentlemen don’t fight with villains and women, I’m too lazy to tell you.” ”

“What did you say?”

Hearing that Wang Chao put himself with the villain, Lin Wan’er was also unhappy.

She followed Wang Chao, who was cleaning up the snowman’s body, for herself: “Wang Chao, you are unreasonable, saying that you are polluting your audience friends, what does it have to do with me, you say it yourself, ask me what to say, you speak, Wang Chao!” ”

Lin Wan’er’s mouth was like eating Xuanmai, and she couldn’t stop, so that Wang Chao didn’t have the heart to clean up the snowman’s body.

In desperation, Wang Chao had to turn back and apologize to Lin Wan’er: “Okay, you have a big chest, what you say is what you say.” It’s the audience who says I’m dirty, it’s okay with you, okay.”

“What does it mean to make me big-breasted, what is it?”

“Could it be that I have a big chest? Big girl, or else do we compare? See who’s big-chested? ”

“Than … Ah, you bastard, scoundrel, no face! ”

Lin Wan’er reacted for a long time that Wang Chao had been teasing her, and she was so angry that she gritted her teeth. But thinking of Wang Chao’s words, her face turned red all of a sudden. She stomped her foot, turned her head angrily and ran away.

“Don’t run far.”

Wang Chao laughed, this girl, it’s really funny.

“Okay.” Lin Wan’er ran away, and Wang Chao also converged. He gestured for the drone to take a panorama, and then said to the audience to the camera: “Let’s be serious and think about what to do with this snowman.” To be reasonable, the snowman should also belong to primates, so can this guy’s meat be eaten? Is dadc delicious? How should I eat it? Is it grilled or eaten shabu? Or eat it raw? ”

“……”

“……”

The barrage is all in brush 233.

Wang Chao said, “Be serious, I’m not kidding you.” ”

To be honest, Wang Chao is really thinking about this matter now.

First of all, the primate Wang Chao really hasn’t eaten, and the system watch only has some information about the snowman, and does not tell Wang Chao whether the snowman can eat it.

Now in the Kunlun Mountains, I don’t know how long I will stay, and the first thing Wang Chao has to consider is how to stock up on food. And this snowman is two meters tall, if it can be eaten, it is undoubtedly good news for Wang Chao.

“Snowmen can’t eat.” Wang Chao was discussing with the audience, but Lin Wan’er suddenly returned.

“Why?” Wang Chao looked at Lin Wan’er.

Lin Wan’er walked over, her expression was very serious, and her tone was also very serious and said to Wang Chao: “This is the rule of international law, and the International Biological Protection Association is very clear that any primate is not edible. ”

“Which rule? Why is this stipulated? Wang Chao was a little puzzled.

“Listening to the captain, it seems that because humans are also primates, and it seems that primates have evolutionary potential, anyway, people stipulate that primates must not be eaten, once discovered, directly sentenced to life imprisonment!” Lin Wan’er shook her head and said that she didn’t know very well, but she knew very well what the consequences would be if she ate it.

“I lean, so serious?”

Wang Chao was frightened.

Lin Wan’er reminded Wang Chao very seriously: “This is not a joke, you are now on a live broadcast, if you really eat a snowman, then tomorrow the people of the Biological Protection Association will come over.” ”

“Hehe, you mean you can eat it without going on a live broadcast.”

“I didn’t say that.”

Wang Chao smiled and didn’t say anything more.

Since this thing can’t be eaten, then you can’t just leave it alone. He thought for a while, took Lin Wan’er’s dagger over, smacked it twice, and directly peeled off the fur on the snowman’s entire body without much effort. Lin Wan’er, who looked at the peeling craft, was stunned.

Wang Chao grabbed a handful of ice and snow and cleaned up all the blood on the snowman’s fur.

A humanoid snowman coat appeared in his hand.

He cut, and then draped the snowman coat over Lin Wan’er’s body, and said softly: “If you can’t eat, make a warm jacket, come, you wear, the more you go up, the lower the temperature, you are a girl, don’t freeze.” ”

“……”

Lin Wan’er was stunned, and her heart was tangled.

“What？ What does he mean? What does he want to do? I will be afraid of the cold?! Well, for the sake of so many people, I will not refuse him, so as not to disgrace him. “_

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