Urban: Begins by participating in a reality show

Chapter 122 Laughing out of abs!

Everyone almost burst out laughing.

Just write to the teacher to death ?!

Also “spring silkworms to the end of the dead silk, wax torch into ashes and tears began to dry”!

How can a young teacher stand up such a student!

Shen Zhi didn’t care that they smiled all over their faces despite the image.

He continued, “When we were kids, we could only write this essay, and in the third grade of elementary school, we asked us to write ‘My XXX’. ”

“I don’t dare to write about the teacher this time, for fear of getting into trouble, write “My Grandmother”.”

“My grandmother has passed away, and I sincerely wish her an old man’s fortune such as Donghai Shoubi Nanshan.”

Shen Zhi said and explained, “They are all dead and live longer than Nanshan!” Zero points! ”

“In the fourth grade of elementary school, I also let me write “My XXX”.”

“I thought I would write a good one this time, and I couldn’t get a zero again.” The title of my essay is “My Comrade-in-Arms Wang Youzhi”. ”

The teacher said, “You have to know people, even I have never met Comrade Wang Youzhi.” Zero points! ”

“When we were young, our knowledge was narrow, and the teacher could only give us this essay question, “My XXX”, or write “A Good Thing”.”

“As soon as I wrote this question, it was troublesome, and 80% of the class had to see the old lady crossing the street.”

Everyone: “Hahahahaha! ”

Indeed, they have written before.

At that time, I couldn’t think of anything else to do good deeds!

“Now this old lady will cross the street by herself, that brave, the faster the car goes, the more she rushes forward.”

“The car is coming from this side, the old lady looks over there, anyway, you don’t dare to hit me!”

“When we were children, the old lady was honest, waiting there with a stick, waiting for us to help us over, help me not go home, and check the household registration, and ask me, ‘What’s your name.'” ”

“We couldn’t tell her yet, I said, ‘My name is Red Scarf.’ ”

“This is writing ‘A Good Thing’.”

Speaking of this, he paused.

I just wanted to talk about something, but I didn’t expect the audience’s response to be so good.

In this case, he is halfway through the success of creating a stand-up comedy.

“Why didn’t you talk about it?”

Yang Mi’s face turned red and she looked at him suspiciously.

The smile at the corner of his mouth still did not dissipate.

“Drink saliva.”

He said and walked towards the kitchen.

Several female stars breathed a sigh of relief.

“It’s really funny!” Xiaoju sighed.

“Yes! Whether it’s a joke or whatever, it’s funny! ”

Reba leaned back on the couch and touched his stomach.

Because I ate too much in the past few days, my lower abdomen is slightly bulging.

She smiled and said, “It’s going to give me abs to laugh out.” ”

“You?” Yang Mi glanced at her belly, “You still have abs, look how big the abs you said!” ”

Reba pouted.

At this time, the comment area also became lively at this time.

When Shen Zhi talked about the talk show, everyone tacitly agreed not to say a word.

“Shen Zhi’s joke is really funny!”

“This is a talk show! Shen Zhi would watch this talk show every day if he talked about it every day! ”

“You thought talk shows were so easy to tell! Need inspiration! ”

“I see that Shen Zhi is quite easy to talk about, that is, when I receive a call from the director, it only takes a minute to come up with so many more!”

“He writes novels, and making up stories and making up jokes is definitely not a problem!”

“Novels are not the same as jokes! Shen Zhi is not writing funny novels! ”

“In short, it’s just Shen Zhi Awesome!”

“Now there is no talk show column in China, I hope Shen Zhi can create one!”

“Then I will definitely be laughed to death sooner or later!”

“Today’s source of happiness – Shen Zhi!”

……………….

At this time, Shen Zhi also returned.

He also held a water cup in his hand.

He put the water cup on the coffee table before he slowly said, “Let’s continue.” ”

“The teacher also asked us to keep a diary every day, so a little child, what can be remembered every day, isn’t it nonsense.”

After saying that, he shrugged, “I remember writing it that way.” ”

“Today the wind is beautiful, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest.”

Everest?!

Everyone laughed.

Mount Everest is the highest mountain in the world.

8844.43 meters.

Climb Mount Everest?!

Thanks to him for thinking of it!

Shen Zhi then spoke leisurely, “The students launched a mountaineering competition, and sports committee member Wang Xiaoming climbed to the top of the mountain in less than five minutes. ”

Everyone: “Hahahaha!” ”

Five minutes!

If you can climb it in five minutes, then the country will not need to form any mountaineering team.

Shen Zhi still preached in a serious way, “At the top of the mountain is an orchard with watermelon trees, winter melon trees, and Christmas trees. ”

“The farmer uncle staggered up the watermelon tree, dexterous as a big flower cat. The farmer’s uncle picked the largest watermelon and threw it to me, and I caught it firmly with my left hand. ”

Every time Shen Zhi said a word, everyone couldn’t help but start laughing.

Before the previous sentence could be laughed enough, the next joke followed.

“Walking through the orchard, is the Palace Museum, the students lit a bonfire in the Palace Museum, listened to the teacher tell the story of his war, the teacher said that as long as we get good results in the exam, they will take us to climb a higher mountain than Mount Everest – Xiangshan Mountain. The teacher said to take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages. ”

Everyone laughed.

Fragrant mountain picking sausages.

Mishan picking honey?

Shen Zhi continued, “I often organize spring outings, and every time I have to write about spring outings, the whole class has a set of words. ”

“We arrived at the park with great joy, and the first thing that caught our eyes was the rockery, the flowers on the mountain were red like fire, pink like light, and white like snow.”

“Some of the students played hide and seek, and some ate snacks. The guys had a great day and left reluctantly. The students all said that they would come to the park next spring. ”

“It’s all this set of words.”

“It’s normal, isn’t it?” Shen Zhi asked.

The four female stars nodded.

Even they didn’t believe that Shen Zhi would write such a normal essay?

Sure enough, Shen Zhi’s words did not end, and he continued, “One year during the spring outing, the school organized a grave sweep and let us write an essay. ”

“We still use this set of words.”

Everyone was stunned when it came to this.

How does this work?

Then I heard Shen Zhi say, “We came to the cemetery with a happy mood, and the first thing we saw was the one we saw

It is the grave, and the flowers on the wreath are red like fire, pink like light, and white like snow. ”

“Poof—”

Everyone laughed.

Who would describe a wreath!

“Some of the classmates have hide-and-seek.”

“If you are bold enough, run to the graveyard to hide and seek, and you are not afraid to bump into the little ghost.”

“Some have snacks.”

Dim sum?

Everyone was stunned again.

Where do the dim sum come from?

Don’t?

Offerings?

Shen Zhi looked at their expressions.

He chuckled, “Yes, I ate the offering.” ”

“The guys had a great day and left reluctantly.”

“The classmates said they would come here next spring.”

Shen Zhi spread his hands, “This is not enough to eat!” ”