Urban Elf: This trainer is not right
Chapter 076
Chapter 76 Drag the family to bring the mouth to rub the rice!!
“Sit down and listen to me honestly!”
Father Luo took out the majesty of being a father and said with a straight face.
Luo Yuan did not gag this time, but straightened his waist.
“And you, don’t laugh either!”
Father Luo did not let Luo Huaijin go, and scolded her.
Luo Huaijin forced a smile and glanced at Luo Yuan resentfully, as if he was wondering why he was amusing himself so much.
Luo Yuan spread his hands, blame me~
“Xiaoyuan, listen, what I will tell you next will be the life of a trainer.”
“Huai Jin, although you have already listened to me, now I ask you to listen to it again!”
“The sage says that thirty is standing, forty is not confused, fifty knows the destiny of heaven, and this is also the life of a trainer.”
“The best years for a trainer are between the ages of twenty and thirty, and in these ten years, almost all the talents of a trainer can be displayed.”
“And the decade from twenty to thirty years old is also the age when young people are the most vigorous, the most enthusiastic, the most able to fight with the sky and the earth, and never admit defeat.”
“It is also in ten years, the trainer’s talent will be fully displayed, and his strength with the elves will also be greatly increased.”
“That’s why the league has limited the age of domestic league competitions to under 30.”
“Because people at this age, what they need is competition, pressure, only under competition and pressure, will they give full play to all their talents.”
“So you see all kinds of cups, big and small, all kinds of dojo competitions, all of which are set up by the league to encourage young people to work hard.”
Father Luo’s expression was serious, and under his seriousness, Luo Yuan and Luo Huaijin also listened carefully.
Although the father is always kind in the past, he always laughs with the child, as if there is no big or small.
But when the father is really serious, he also shows his majesty as a father.
“And at the age of thirty, that is the age of thirty, and when a person reaches this age, his heart will begin to decline.”
“You don’t need to ask me why my heart has declined, this is a problem of the person itself, you have not reached that age, you may not understand it now, but when you really arrive, you will suddenly find yourself growing up.”
“To give a simple example, you like to watch all kinds of anime in your teens and twenties, but by the age of thirty, many people will suddenly find that it seems that the things they liked as a child in the past are no longer pursued as before.”
“You can stay up late in your teens to play games, but by the age of thirty, you are no longer willing to stay up late playing games, which is not only a decline in physical energy, but also a sign of your maturity.”
“But maturity is actually not a good thing for trainers, because when you are mature, you will think more, and the human heart will not be pure, you have to start taking care of your family and think more things.”
“Elves are simple creatures, they actually prefer the purity and innocence of being young and fearless of anything, but when you mature, when you think more, they are no longer pure.”
“So for trainers, between the ages of thirty and forty is a period of steady growth in strength, but there is no explosive increase in strength between twenty and thirty.”
Father Luo’s tone paused, he picked up the water cup and drank, and continued to speak to his children: “… Of course, there will be some people who are like late formation elves, and they are also late bloomers. ”
“It wasn’t until they were thirty that they broke through their confusion and had the right goals, which led to a huge improvement in strength, but that was a minority.”
“The vast majority of people, in the decade between the ages of thirty and forty, are the last metamorphosis when their strength has grown steadily.”
“If you have an understanding of life, then go further, if you can’t, it’s almost the end of it, forty to forty-five years old, almost a watershed when a trainer’s strength stops.”
“What realm you are, it is what realm, after that, it is almost impossible to improve your strength by leaps and bounds, because from the age of forty, people’s spirit will have declined, and everything will not be as good as before.”
“It’s like your father and me, if I didn’t become a leader-level trainer at the age of forty-five, it would be almost impossible in this life.”
Father Luo’s expression was bleak at first, but then it became gentle, his loving eyes looked at Luo Yuan, looked at Luo Huaijin, and said softly: “…”
“At this age, both men and women have long lost the heart to wander, and they have completely returned to the family.”
“Just as I loved your mother and loved you, my bonds with elves were shared by the family.”
“Of course, this does not mean that I and the elves have no bonds, but this bond has been transformed into ‘family feelings’, Xiaoyuan, do you know what is most important for the family?”
When Luo Yuan heard his father’s question, he was startled and blurted out: “… Health and peace! ”
Father Luo smiled and patted Luo Yuan’s shoulder, “… That’s right, health and peace. ”
“Elves respond to trainers, and when our relationship becomes family, what everyone thinks about is the health and safety of the family, and they are no longer desperately trying to improve their strength, because it will bring danger.”
“So whether it’s me or my elves, or me and you, what we need now is each other’s health, each other’s peace!”
“I want my elves to be in no more danger, and they want me to be in no more danger.”
As Father Luo said this, his warm gaze looked at his six elves, and the six elves also cried softly, responding to him.
That feeling is indeed less of the feeling of comrades between the young trainer and his elves, but the longing for the family affection of mutual stability.
Luo Yuan was a little moved.
“Why, what did your father and I teach like this, so that you realized?”
Father Luo asked seriously, as if a teacher was asking questions after teaching his studies.
Luo Yuan thought carefully and said seriously: “… Then don’t get married, don’t have children, so that there is no family, and as long as there is no family, you can always be stronger! ”
“It’s better not to even have parents, then it’s even more invincible!”
“Hahahaha!!”
Luo Huaijin was amused by Luo Yuan laughing again, covering his stomach and rolling.
This little brother himself, why is it so funny!
Father Luo just wants to give Luo Yuan a big B fight, are you from Zuan!
He scolded with a smile: “… Do you think no one thinks like you do? But it’s not necessarily what you really think, it’s just your self-twisted will. ”
Elves are creatures that can penetrate people’s hearts, they can detect your true thoughts, and if you do that, it may reduce the bond with the elves.
“When your efforts became stronger at that time, it was a forced elf training.”
Listening to his father’s words, Luo Yuan thoughtfully.
Ahem, I thought that there was a trainer so bullish that he killed his whole family and preached, which scared me.
This is probably the so-called cognitive barrier, people always want a home when they are old, and when you force yourself that you don’t need a home, and want to continue to be strong, you have actually violated your true ideas.
This kind of person has lost his heart, and it is natural that not only will he not be bound to the elves, but may decline.
“Your father is still two years old, almost not a hall owner, I haven’t played the Eight Masters Tournament for so many years, and I will go to the Eight Masters Tournament when the time comes.”
“With your father and my strength, it is absolutely no problem to enter the top 100, and if you are lucky, you may be able to enter the five soil strong.”
“The current seven-star trainers are actually only three master-level trainers, and I will definitely not be able to beat those three.”
“But the remaining four people and your father and my strength are half a pound and eight taels, and it is especially unknown who wins and who loses.”
“Generally, a trainer should retire at the age of fifty, but the position of Seven Stars and the pavilion owner is special, and he can be sixty years old.”
“The position of seven stars can be better than the position of the pavilion owner, that is the highest treatment in the alliance, how can your father and I have to mix the highest treatment pension, can’t cause trouble to you young people.”
Listening to his father’s imagination of the future, Luo Yuan glanced at Luo Huaijin.
It turns out that your ability to squirm wool is inherited from your father! In order to have a better treatment after retirement and to have more alliance wool, Dad actually tried to compete for the seven-star position.
Luo Yuan slandered in his heart, he took out the energy cube he made today: Don’t talk about this, look at this, this is the energy cube I made, you can try it for the elves.
As soon as Luo Yuan opened the bag, the elves of his father and sister all looked straight over, their eyes widened one by one, and their throats twitched.
Without the need for my father and sister to say, these elves want to come and grab it.
“All in line, everyone has a share!”
Luo Yuan suddenly looked stunned and said to the group of elves.
Immediately, this group of ‘Dragon Family’ elves were all honestly lining up to receive today’s rations from Luo Yuan.
After getting the energy cube, the elves ate it without hesitation.
With the top-quality tree fruits and cones, as well as Luo Yuan’s elaborate research for a month, and the energy cubes made by hand with his legendary cooking skills, he immediately conquered the hearts of all elves.
The elves lay limply on the ground and cried out happily.
Then their eyes were all looking at their trainers with resentment, looking at Laplace and Tanabata Blue Bird.
You guys, you actually stole good things for so long before, don’t give me food woo-woo, I’m going to rebel!
Father and sister, as well as Laplace and Qixi Blue Bird, all looked embarrassed and giggled.
A group of elves quickly approached Luo Yuan, showing a fawning smile.
I’ve eaten this delicious thing once, and if I can’t eat it again, it’s better to kill me!
“mei~~”
Mu Meilong suddenly hugged Luo Yuan, and pieces of viscous body fluid secreted on his body, which suddenly made Luo Yuan’s whole body slimy…
This made Luo Yuan feel that this elf is so perverted, and hitting girls must be a good hand.
Think of sticky meilong holding the female trainer opposite and wrapping Fang with the mucus secreted by his own skin, which can definitely kill the other party in seconds!
Like the fast dragon, the sticky dragon is a rare dragon with a gentle personality in the dragon family, and the sticky dragon will hold his favorite trainer, just like holding Luo Yuan like now.
Sticky Meilong don’t look so big, but I’m afraid of loneliness, if it’s lonely, it will be silent
Crying is a particularly cute type and is very popular among trainers.
This dragon is also so cute that I want to make it cry!
Luo Yuan grabbed the sticky substance secreted on Mu Meilong’s body with his hand, and suddenly wanted to study whether it was oily or water-soluble, and could it be directly used as a lubricant?
“Your sister and I have twelve elves here, and each elf needs at least ten energy cubes per month, won’t you be too tired to do it?”
Father Luo asked worriedly at this time.
How is this also his own son, he doesn’t want Luo Yuan to be really tired.
These handmade energy cubes, Luo Father also saw that Luo Yuan had done them, which were really complicated to do, and they could not be done on the same day.
Just like fermentation, there are many steps to making energy cubes, which take time to accumulate, and are not so easy to do.
“Don’t worry, it’s not that complicated, there are not many elves in twelve.”
“You don’t want to think about how many energy cubes are sold every month by handmade by top breeders.”
“Although I’m not a professional breeder, I make energy cubes all day long, but it’s still easy to just make some elves.”
Luo Yuan dispelled his father’s doubts, just a little energy cube, as long as it took a little time every day, it would be done in a few days.
As for his own elves, Luo Yuan was not prepared to feed the energy cube, so he usually continued the human food feeding method, went to the secret realm and other places, and then changed to the energy cube for emergencies.
Luo Yuan likes to cook, and if he just cooks for a few of his elves, he won’t be tired.
Hearing Luo Yuan say this, Father Luo and Luo Huaijin were relieved.
It’s good that every elf of their own can taste such a delicacy, and they will be happy.
As for what Luo Yuan said about the top tree fruit in the future, they came to take it out, and both of them patted their chests to ensure that there was no problem.
“Little brother, if you prepare a little this month, we will go to that deep pit secret realm in the mountain city at eleven!”
Luo Huaijin suddenly said at this time.
“Such a block?”
Luo Yuan was shocked, sister, shouldn’t you think that Chunjing is crazy?
“I took a vacation at eleven, but I was willing to work overtime in my personal name to continue exploring the secret realm, and the requirement was that I needed to bring a trainer.”
“The alliance agreed to the request, and they didn’t ask who the trainer I was bringing was, so it’s no problem for me to take you.”
“Don’t worry, this time I also found a helper, I will ensure your safety.”
Luo Huaijin winked at Luo Yuan and said hesitantly.
Luo Yuan was speechless for a while, worthy of being an old sister, you really can’t play the alliance within the rules.
Ask for a trainer in the name of overtime, they may think that you are bringing a trainer of the same level, of course they will agree, but who would have thought that you would bring your own brother.
And the alliance has already agreed, it will be impossible to refuse when the time comes, that’s what you intend!
That kind of secret realm, Yiluo Yuan’s level alliance would not allow him to enter, but now there is no problem.
“One more thing, I didn’t promise you to help you get a restaurant after you finished playing the dojo, it is ready, you can go and see it at any time.”
Luo Huaijin said again at this time.
Luo Yuan’s eyes lit up, “My high-level membership restaurant finally has the opportunity to open.” ”
Opening a restaurant like this was his dream, and he never gave up.
When the time comes, open when you want to open, close the door when you don’t want to, don’t accept guests, that’s so willful, let you beg me to open the door!
Somewhere in a secret place, among the cloudy mountains, Shui Jun stood at the top of the mountain and waited quietly.
Not long after, two similar and majestic elves appeared in this cloud, that was Lei Gong and Yan Di!
“Roar~”
Lei Gong: Where are you going to take us, Shui Jun.
Yandi silently looked at Shui Jun, waiting for its answer.
“Roar~”
Shuijun: Just follow me, I’ll take you to enjoy the bliss on earth! Lei Gong, Yan Di:?????
I thought you were doing yellow!
Shui Jun turned around, and its beautiful figure loomed in the clouds, mysterious, and the aurora spilled, touching the heart.
It looked into the distance with a solemn expression.
I, Shui-kun, dragged the family to bring the mouth to rub the rice!
It is too obvious to touch the fish alone, and he has to bring more colleagues and bring them all into the pit, and when the colleagues all touch the fish, the Feng King has nothing to say!
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