Urban Medical God’s Crazy Son-in-law

I bought some equipment and put it in the gym when I got home.

Lei Ming stood in front of a large washbasin that he got from somewhere, facing half of the basin of muddy water. His hands were covered with mud, and his whole body looked like he had just come back from fishing in the river.

Meng Fei closed his eyes and put his hands behind his back, displaying the style of a master.

Lei Ming walked forward with his feet staggered, and made a half circle around the wooden pier where the washbasin was placed. Then he suddenly waved his hands and inserted his hands into the washbasin twice!

"Alas!" Meng Fei did not close his eyes, but just sighed, shook his head and said: "It's still slow! My eyesight is not up to par, and my fingers are weak! You must be fast and accurate! Move quickly, and close your hand faster!"

"Pah!" He was slapped on the forehead, his eyes widened immediately, and he cursed at Lei Ming: "Bold! How dare you..."

When he saw that the person standing in front of him was Chen Xin'an, his face immediately changed. A chrysanthemum appeared on his wrinkled face, and he said to Chen Xin'an:

"The young master is back! Who can come to me quietly? It's not surprising if it's the young master!"

Chen Xin'an glared at him angrily and said, "Stop talking nonsense here! Let me ask you, what are you doing! Didn't I ask you to give him the footwork for stealing doors?"

"This is footwork!" Meng Fei explained seriously.

Chen Xin'an's nose was so angry that she scolded him: "Do you think I'm an idiot? Does your family walk with two fingers?"

Meng Fei blushed, not daring to look into Chen Xin'an's eyes, and muttered: "Well, this is just incidental.

When practicing footwork, you can't leave your hands idle, just find something for him to do..."

Seeing his guilty look, Chen Xin'an also felt that something was wrong, and said to Lei Ming with a straight face: "What did you practice just now? Do it with me again!"

"No problem!" Lei Ming put his hands on his chest and exhaled, looking like he was exerting all his strength.

Then he circled the wooden frame twice, and suddenly inserted his hands into the basin quickly, and then pulled them out immediately!

What kind of weird move is this?

Chen Xin'an looked puzzled.

OK? What are you practicing?

Suddenly, Lei Ming inserted his hands into the mud and caught a loach between the fingers of his right hand. He shouted excitedly: "Success! Look, Lao Meng, I caught it!"

With such a roar, the loach struggled again, and it was already slippery. It suddenly let go, fell back into the basin, got into the muddy water, and disappeared!

Lei Ming, as if he had accomplished something great, excitedly raised his right hand and said to Chen Xin'an:

"I've been catching here all day, and finally I was caught once! It's easy for me!"

If you don't know what you are practicing by walking closely and holding a loach with both hands, Chen Xin'an might as well give yourself a wooden head!

"You bastard!" Chen Xin'an clenched her fists and rushed towards Meng Fei!

Meng Fei turned around and ran away, saying: "Young Master, I really teach you footwork!

But looking at his fine bones, practicing footwork alone without fingering is simply a waste!

I just took him to practice for a while. Isn’t it okay if I don’t let him practice in the future?

Oh, Master, please be gentle, my injury is not healed yet!

Don't hit someone in the face, young master!

I am already so old and my appearance is disfigured, I really have no face to see people..."

Five minutes later, Chen Xin'an came back still angry, followed by Meng Fei with a bruised nose and swollen face. The sight of Lei Ming made him feel frightened.

"You want to practice fingering, right? OK, I'll let you practice until you're done! Three hundred two-finger Zen push-ups, let's start!" Chen Xin'an shouted to Lei Ming with a dark face.

Upon hearing this, Lei Ming knelt down and cried, "Master, no! If I finish three hundred of these, I will become six-fingered!"

Meng Fei was still eager to learn after being beaten. He looked at Lei Ming and asked, "How come you got an extra finger after practicing?"

"What a fart!" Lei Ming scolded angrily: "There are only three fingers left in one hand, which together make up six fingers!"

Meng Fei was also speechless.

However, Chen Xin'an didn't care about that and forced Lei Ming to complete three hundred two-finger push-ups. He vowed never to practice that bullshit two-finger Zen and loach again, so Chen Xin'an let him go.

Sure enough, we still need to be on guard at all times!

There is a thief in the house, and if you don't pay attention, your house can turn into a den of thieves in a minute!

Ning Xiruo and Guan Qing also came back from get off work.

When sitting at the dinner table, the family atmosphere was very strange.

Meng Fei's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he looked very embarrassed, but he was in good spirits and was very attentive to Chen Xin'an.

Xiao Jiu glared at Chen Xin'an angrily, and if her eyes were like knives, Chen Xin'an would be scraped to the bone by her.

Lei Ming was the most pitiful, holding the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, like playing a drum, banging for a long time. The bowl was clearly at his mouth, but he couldn't get it to his mouth!

Ning Xiruo's phone rang, she stood up and walked aside, whispering:

"Xiao Zhou, how's it going?

What, you didn’t buy it again?

Aren’t there any scalpers?

No matter how much it costs!

Ah, is it all done?

Forget it, go back first, I'll think of a way! "

After hanging up the phone, Guan Qing smiled and said to Ning Xiruo, "Xiao Zhou didn't buy a ticket?"

Ning Xiruo nodded and said, "I don't know who it is, but all the tickets were bought as soon as they were released, and not a single one was left! It's so annoying!"

Konoha Zhen and Xiaojiu both wailed!

"Xi Ruo, wouldn't we be able to watch Lin Ke'er's concert? Alas, if we can't even go there, what's the point of living!"

"Sister Xiruo, is there no other way? Isn't it okay to spend more money?"

Ning Xiruo smiled bitterly and said: "It's not a question of whether to spend money or not. It's just that you can't get tickets at all! Even scalpers don't have tickets, so there's nothing I can do about it!"

Chi Rui smiled helplessly and said: "If you can go, just go. If you can't, just watch TV at home. It's the same. Don't take it too seriously!"

Chen Xin'an also curled her lips and said: "That's right! Isn't it just a song listening? Where can I listen to it differently?"

"What do you know!" Konoha scolded with a snort: "Can it be the same on TV as in person? The atmosphere and feeling are not on the same level!"

Xiaojiu looked desperate and said to Ning Xiruo and Konoye: "How about I go around and see who has the tickets, and then...just leave it to me anyway!"

"You can pull her down!" Chen Xin'an was so angry that he glared at her and cursed: "I didn't care before. From now on, as long as you live here, don't do those immoral things!"

Guan Qing also nodded and said, "Yes, Xiaojiu, don't do those things in the future, it's not good!"

Xiaojiu frowned, glanced at Chen Xin'an, and said angrily: "This won't work, and that won't work either. I got the ticket based on my own ability, why can't it be done?"

"What do you call skill? What do you call stealing!" Chen Xin'an scolded with a look of disgust.

Xiaojiu became angry. She was already angry at Chen Xin'an for beating her master, but now she added fuel to the fire and cursed at him:

"What's wrong with stealing? I am the one who stole the door. Stealing is my skill and my means of survival! If you are so capable, then go and get some tickets for Lin Ke'er's concert for us!

Do you have that ability? I have been telling people all day that this is not good and that is not good, so why don't you show us how to do it? "

Chen Xin'an curled her lips and said, "Don't you just want tickets for the concert? What's so hard about it? You can get it in minutes!"

"Who doesn't know how to brag!" Xiaojiu said with a look of disgust: "You can't even buy scalpers, but you can? Who do you think you are?"

Chen Xin'an chuckled and said with a grin: "I am Red Bull! What a scalper!"