Urban Medical God’s Crazy Son-in-law
Chapter 569 I didn’t expect you to speak snake language
The contents of the three backpacks were poured out, and some unnecessary items were thrown aside by Chen Xin'an.
I really don’t know if these students are here for inspection or tourism. They even have things like arm strength machines and massage machines in their bags.
I guess I want to hit it again when my legs are sore and practice.
So these people are not students who are here for inspection, but the second uncle who is here for vacation!
Chen Xin'an picked through their backpacks and put five people's luggage into two people's backpacks, which was just right.
Then three backpacks were freed up. Chen Xin'an took out a knife and started cutting them, becoming a tailor on the spot.
Soon, three simple raincoats were completed.
It is like putting the body into the backpack, exposing the arms, digging a hole on the top of the head, and turning the dug out material into a hat.
The two girls each put one on, and Wen Liang, who had a fever, also put on one.
In this way, three SpongeBob SquarePants joined the climbing team!
Both girls were so ugly that they cried because of each other's new looks.
But there is no way, if you don't wear it, you will get caught in the rain.
What's more, they don't wear it, boys do.
Image is not important, at this time, the most important thing is to protect your body and your life!
The two boys shared an umbrella and carried two backpacks, ready to go.
It's just that the soles of my feet are really uncomfortable. Although my clothes are dry, my shoes are still wet.
They brought clothes but not extra shoes. Now their shoes were full of water, so they couldn't walk fast or far.
Konoha Zhen and Du Yunyan also have this problem.
Chen Mo said to everyone: "You all take off your shoes and sit down, I will give you an injection!"
Everyone looked at each other, but they sat down obediently and took off their shoes and soaked socks.
Fortunately for boys, older men don’t care about this either.
But girls are different. Their feet are a relatively private part of a girl's body.
So when Chen Xin'an took it in his hand, every girl's body trembled slightly.
All of them acted indifferently, but their red faces betrayed their inner shyness at the moment.
The boys all looked at Chen Xin'an with envy, wishing to take her place.
Chen Xin'an inserted two needles into their feet and asked them to massage them for three minutes to let the blood dissolve.
When he arrived at the boy's side, Chen Xin'an frowned.
This taste...
The most delicious one among them is Xiao Zhang!
This bastard's feet looked like they had been soaked in a septic tank, and the entire cave was filled with a suffocating smell.
"Sorry! My feet are sweaty!" Xiao Zhang looked shy and said to Chen Xin'an:
"But after a while you get used to it, and you won't find it unpleasant anymore, and there will even be some faint herbal fragrance..."
"Fang your sister!" Chen Xin'an took a step back and yelled: "People's sense of smell is adaptable. It takes about five minutes for ordinary people. I can adapt within thirty seconds!
But those proud legs of yours... I thought I had adapted, but he suddenly doubled and doubled, challenging my limits of adaptation again and again!
I'm a little dizzy now. Please put your shoes on! "
"I haven't had the injection yet!" Xiao Zhang said with a dissatisfied look on his face: "You can't be too kind to one, boss!"
Chen Xin'an shook his head and said: "You don't need to pierce it! You have flat feet, but you have an inherent advantage at this time! Put on your shoes quickly!"
Xiao Zhang looked like you couldn't deceive me and said to Chen Xin'an: "Boss, you can't be so gentle to girls and so perfunctory to me!
You are discriminating against men's football!
I want to protest!
If you don't help me with the injection, my feet will hurt and I won't be able to walk. You will have to carry me on my back!
So for your own sake, bear with me and prick me! "
Chen Xin'an cursed angrily: "I told you not to use it! You will take out the sanitary napkins later and put them in your shoes as insoles!
If you step on this thing for a long time, it will be a kind of torture for the arch of your foot!
I now use acupuncture to numb their soles of the feet, so they can ignore the torturous pain!
You have flat feet and weak arches, so you don’t need acupuncture!
This is your psychological advantage! "
How could it still be like this?
Xiao Zhang couldn't serve as a soldier because of his flat feet. For decades, he felt quite inferior because of this shortcoming.
Unexpectedly, this kind of flaw can actually become a special skill that makes others envious!
"Boss, you didn't lie to me, did you? What if my feet hurt too?" Xiao Zhang asked a little worriedly.
Chen Xin'an glared at him angrily and said, "Don't worry, when the time comes when you can't walk anymore, I can throw you down the mountain and you'll be there in one step!"
Without saying a word, Xiao Zhang opened his backpack, took out a sanitary napkin, tore it open, and laid it flat in his shoes. Then he put on his socks and stepped on them, and stood up and jumped a few times.
"Hey! It's so comfortable! It's dry and soft! Boss, you're doing a great job!"
Others also tried it one after another, with incredible looks on their faces.
When those students were also given a sanitary napkin each, their faces turned red.
It's not because this thing is embarrassing, but it reminds me of the reaction of my group when others bought this thing.
I didn’t expect this thing to be so useful, and it’s more absorbent than any insole!
Now when they walk, they no longer have to worry about their feet slipping!
I thought I was an expert in mountain climbing. After all, we were all students at the University of Geosciences.
But I didn’t expect that in front of others, I was not even as good as a primary school student!
Thinking of their previous mocking behavior, a group of students couldn't hold their heads up in shame.
Now that I think about it, this is basically a group of bronzes mocking a king.
After making trouble for a long time, the clown turned out to be themselves!
At this moment, everyone no longer had the previous hostility and contempt for Chen Xin'an, but was full of admiration and gratitude.
Now they already know that he is a really capable person.
And it feels particularly safe.
It seems that with him here, there is nothing to fear!
The eyes of the two girls looking at Chen Xin'an were filled with little stars.
This look had appeared when they looked at Wen Liang before, but now it appeared on Chen Xin'an.
Konoha looked at them with a dark face, curled his lips and cursed: "Nympho!"
Shaking his head, he picked up his backpack.
Chen Xin'an was about to help Wen Liang up and take him away, but suddenly she stood there.
When the two boys saw that he hadn't moved, they thought he didn't want to bring Wen Liang with him. They became anxious and said to him, "Mr. Chen, please don't leave the teaching assistant here!"
"Yes, without him, our investigation will be meaningless! We can't throw him down the mountain, he will not die..."
Chen Xin'an's face twitched.
What I said to Xiao Zhang just now was a joke. Xiao Zhang has such qualifications.
Do you think I am close to everyone?
You, the teaching assistant, want to throw me off the mountain, but I don't want to put in the effort!
"Don't come here! There's a snake!" Chen Xin'an raised his right hand to everyone and hissed.
Only then did everyone realize that a two-meter-long green snake had appeared in the pool and was swimming quickly.
I never thought he could speak snake language!
A group of students all looked at Chen Xin'an with admiration.
Hearing Chen Xin'an's voice, the snake raised its head, then quickly crawled over the stone next to it and rushed over.
Everyone felt their scalps numb, and several girls screamed in fear.
Chen Xin'an kept making hissing sounds from his mouth, as if he was driving away the big snake.
Unexpectedly, the snake rushed straight over, and finally got directly into Wen Liang's clothes lying on the ground!
The girls screamed again, as if the snake had gotten into their clothes, and they had goosebumps all over their bodies!
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