Urban Medical God’s Crazy Son-in-law

Before the quilt could cover him, he was unceremoniously pulled off by the head nurse and piled at his feet.

The head nurse named Yanzi said expressionlessly: "Please call me Head Nurse Wu!

What's wrong? Can't hold it anymore?

Didn't you promise me last night that you would stick to it? "

Xiao Zhang was a little embarrassed, but seeing the face of the head nurse, he still nodded aggrievedly.

The head nurse clapped her hands to everyone and said, "Okay, everyone remembers the knowledge I just talked about, right? That's it for this class."

Xiao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stood up and covered himself with the quilt.

Being surrounded by so many young girls, even if I was wearing boxer briefs, it felt almost like being naked.

The key is that I have been evaluated in various ways like a salted fish. I don't look like a person at all, but like an inanimate object!

But it’s finally over, and I don’t have to be so embarrassed anymore!

Xiao Zhangzheng felt that he could relax a little, so he heard the head nurse say: "Let's do infusion training now!

Students who are not yet familiar with vascular acupuncture should seize this opportunity and practice hard!

Remember, don’t hesitate when inserting an acupuncture. Find the right blood vessel and insert it in one go. The injection must be steady! "

ah!

Xiao Zhang almost rolled off the bed!

Practice infusion and acupuncture?

Do you think I'm a scarecrow?

There are more than twenty people, even if one person has one injection, I will become a showerhead!

"No, no, no, this won't work. I'm most afraid of pain. It's not like you don't know, Yanzi!"

Xiao Zhang stood up and wanted to run away, but the head nurse held him down and scolded him with a cold face: "You are a grown man, can't you stand being pricked by a needle?

There are so many student nurses waiting here, and you say you don’t want to work now, how can I take care of them?

Lie down for me! If you can't do it, transfer me to another department immediately!

Don't let me see you here again! "

Xiao Zhang opened his mouth, looking embarrassed.

A group of student nurses also said to him:

"Why don't you know how to be grateful? If our head nurse hadn't interceded for you, you wouldn't have been able to come to our second surgery department!"

"Exactly! If you go to Waiyi, there will be more than fifty intern nurses there! Your end will be even worse!"

"You are quite a big man. You are so timid and have such a useless personality. I almost look down on you! It is your honor to be taught by us. Why are you running away?"

Xiao Zhang lowered his head and sighed as if he was resigned to his fate.

A nurse pushed the medicine cart over, with a large pile of unopened disposable infusion equipment on it.

Xiao Zhang took one look and felt like the world was spinning and he almost died on the spot!

Isn’t this so damn sad?

Are you here to be hospitalized?

No, this is for torture!

But he couldn't escape or hide!

Seeing the nurses picking up the infusion equipment and eagerly tearing open the packaging, Xiao Zhang closed his eyes in despair.

But at this moment, a little nurse called out.

A nurse next to her yelled at her: "Xiaoxia, what are you doing? You scared me...ah!"

Before she finished speaking, she yelled and ducked to the side.

Chen Xin'an walked through the door casually. Every time she passed by, a little nurse screamed and jumped away, stroking her shoulder with a painful expression.

The rest of the people all learned the lesson and took the initiative to avoid him, letting him go straight to the bed.

Seeing Chen Xin'an coming over, Xiao Zhang opened his eyes and shouted in surprise: "Boss, are you out?"

Chen Xin'an was stunned for a moment. What he was asking...why was he called out? It’s like I’ve entered!

But there seems to be no other way to say otherwise...

He had no choice but to nod and say: "Yeah, it's out! How is your injury now?"

Xiao Zhang said with disdain: "It's a joke! Don't worry, it will be fine in a few days!"

The head nurse asked Chen Xin'an with a dark face: "What do you do? Why are you here? What did you just do to our nurse?"

Chen Xin'an put the silver needle in his hand back into the cloth bag and said calmly: "It's nothing, don't you like acupuncture? I will also give you a needle to taste it!"

"You are sick!" A nurse angrily scolded Chen Xin'an: "Why do you stick us with needles? It hurts me so much!"

Chen Xin'an shrugged and said, "Do you feel pain? Why do you prick my friend with needles? You can't bear it yourself, why do you think others should bear it?"

"We are nurses! He is a patient in our hospital, so he has the responsibility to contribute to our medical care!"

"We practice acupuncture to improve our medical care and allow more patients to suffer less! You just acupuncture us purely for revenge! You are so disgusting!"

"Call the police! Let the security come catch him! My shoulder was stabbed by him! How could there be such a person? It's simply unreasonable!"

Chen Xin'an looked at the indignant little nurses and laughed, shaking her head while laughing.

The head nurse scolded with an angry face: "You still have the nerve to smile! You must be responsible for your behavior just now!"

"Okay, I'll be responsible!" Chen Xin'an looked at her with disdain and said, "Then who is responsible for what you just did to my friend?"

"Boss..." Xiao Zhang called Chen Xin'an in a low voice.

Chen Xin'an waved her hand and said, "I asked you to come to the hospital, not to be a test subject!"

The head nurse said to Chen Xin'an with a straight face: "Every patient has the right and obligation to contribute to the hospital's medical care!

For example, educating new interns, whether they are intern doctors or intern nurses.

Everyone else does it, no one is special..."

"Listen!" Chen Xin'an interrupted her impatiently, waved her hand and said, "Don't say those useless nonsense!

No law has such a provision, and your own hospital's regulations do not necessarily bind everyone!

My friend comes to see a doctor and is hospitalized, and your medical staff diagnose and care for him. This is an equal buyer-seller relationship between both parties.

Beyond this, neither of us will have any additional powers or obligations. "

A young nurse snorted and said, "The patient consented..."

Chen Xin'an looked at her coldly and said, "Of course you can do this if you agree to it.

But he refused and you still force him to do this. What does this mean?

Just like if you go out on the road to donate blood, of course you can do it voluntarily and for free.

But a group of people came up and held you down and forcibly drew your blood.

If you disobey, he will scold you for being unenlightened and unwilling to contribute to society!

I would like to ask, are you willing to accept this situation? "

The faces of the young nurses all turned red after what they had said, and they were speechless.

The head nurse squinted her eyes and looked at Chen Xin'an, and snorted coldly and said to Xiao Zhang: "Okay, Xiao Zhang, I have been living in vain all these years, and I have such a sharp-tongued friend."

Chen Xin'an didn't have a good impression of this head nurse at first, but it sounds like she has been pushing Xiao Zhang, and now she doesn't want to save face for her!

"Sharp-tongued? I'm just stating the facts!

If you feel it's harsh, it can only be said that you abuse these overbearing clauses too much!

Treat patients as your free teaching supplies!

Not only drinking their blood, but also thinking about eating their flesh and squeezing their bones dry!

The name Angel in White is no longer suitable to be used to address you!

Touch your conscience and tell me, who of you can still bear this title now? "

"You..." The head nurse gritted her teeth angrily, and all the nurses looked embarrassed.

Xiao Zhang whispered: "Boss, don't be like this, she..."

Chen Xin'an looked at him and said, "There's no need to feel guilty, they should feel guilty towards you! Why, are you familiar with her? Listen to her so much!"

Xiao Zhang lowered his head and said, "She is my wife!"