Urban Sims

What kind of turmoil is this?

What's wrong with the empire's upper echelons?

Why are the ministers and nobles collectively dissatisfied again?

In fact, it is still a common question.

Zhou Ming, who is about to turn 28, is actually still single.

And you are still going your own way, wandering around, and you are not in a hurry?

The problem is that Zhou Ming is not in a hurry, but the ministers and nobles in the upper echelons of the empire are all very anxious!

They put forward various speculations and came up with various methods, all for the purpose of helping His Majesty the Emperor get out of singleness and for the long-term stability of the empire.

But Zhou Ming was not in a hurry. He just found various excuses and tried every possible means to delay that moment and avoid that problem.

What I often say is: "I will think about it after I turn thirty. After I turn thirty, I will definitely get married. Don't worry."

After the age of thirty?

After hearing this, the ministers and nobles almost collapsed and were so depressed that they almost vomited blood!

At the same time, he strongly objected, firmly demanded, and even begged him on his knees to stand up immediately and stop delaying.

But no matter how the ministers and nobles wailed and begged, Zhou Ming remained unmoved. Instead, he became invisible and ran away when he saw some stubborn ministers.

He even hid in some research institutions, often not seeing anyone for several months.

In this case, the ministers and nobles could only take some extreme methods in an attempt to forcefully reverse his mind and change his plans.

any solution?

I'm afraid if you tell me, some people will burst into laughter and find it extremely weird.

Zhou Ming had encountered dozens of bizarre incidents, and was deeply puzzled by the imagination of the imperial ministers.

For example, the content of the memorial sent to him for review was not about national events, but various pictures of beauties that made the nostrils bleed, as well as some adult stories written by famous writers that made the lower body swell. The memorial even stated: The beauties in the pictures are all 100% real people. If your Majesty likes them, you can call them into the palace to serve them.

Another example is that one day he was in a hurry and needed to go to the toilet, but when he opened the toilet door, there was a scantily clad beauty squatting inside. Seeing Zhou Ming, her posture immediately became extremely charming, and her eyes flashed with desire.

"Sorry for disturbing you."

Zhou Ming quickly closed the toilet door and opened the door of the toilet next to him. As a result, a voice of "Your Majesty, come here" came from inside. It turned out that there was also a beautiful woman squatting inside. Her clothes were more revealing, her personality was more open, and her courage was also bigger.

"Sorry for disturbing you!"

Zhou Ming quickly closed the door and opened the door of the farthest toilet after a distance of at least twenty meters. As a result, there was also a beauty squatting inside.

In the entire toilet building, there are hundreds of toilets, and there are actually beautiful women squatting in them.

Finally, he ran into a forest with lush trees and solved his internal problem by urinating in the open without quality.

After trying many methods to no avail.

The ministers have become even more unrestrained and have no restraint. They actually put some tiger and wolf medicine, great tonic and some aphrodisiac ingredients into Zhou Ming's daily meals. He felt angry, giving him need, intense need!

After eating those stimulating foods, the maid observed that even if Zhou Ming was hard for a while, or his eyes stayed on a certain woman for two seconds, the ministers would celebrate and cheer in private, and then even more crazily, take the beauty, Arrange it as close as possible to him so that he can reach it at any time.

Even at the regular monthly court meeting, all ministers and nobles who have reached a certain level will bring one or two beauties with them and stand in a corner of the hall close to Zhou Ming, so that he can see them at a glance arrive.

And the ministers will take the trouble to remind: "If your Majesty needs it, these beauties can be enjoyed by your Majesty at any time. I am willing to end the court meeting early to provide convenience for your Majesty."

The above examples can show that in order to get Zhou Ming to be "interested" in beauties, the ministers and nobles completely abandoned their moral integrity and rushed to set the lower limit of what they could achieve.

Zhou Ming could not stop it, because the support rate of the ministers and nobles accounted for almost 100% of the upper class of the empire on the matter of establishing a queen.

Zhou Ming even discovered that the more he wanted to be a single aristocrat, the more beauties the ministers and aristocrats sent him, and the higher the average quality, even the "peerless ones" that caught his eye, with a comprehensive score of 98 or above. The number of "beauties" actually reached 22... more than the total number of "peerless beauties" he had encountered in previous copies.

Faced with so many high-quality "peerless beauties" at his fingertips who could instantly possess them with just one sentence, Zhou Ming almost fell into trouble many times.

Many times, he considered giving up persistence, succumbing to the most primitive desires on the physical level, and obtaining the most primitive happiness...

but.

Zhou Ming, who had long been out of vulgar taste, still forced himself to calm down and did not let the noble ministers succeed.

Then he went on to find Prince Elsa and asked her to help with the return activities again and again.

Zhou Ming himself went missing frequently and stayed in the palace for no more than two months a year.

In this way, as the supreme emperor who ruled over billions of subjects, his single record was maintained until the age of 28.

This can be said to have created a record that no emperor can break.

But this record will eventually be ended one day.

Especially when he met this tall and lanky minister named Gibbon Brown, who was in his thirties, and after hearing what he said, Zhou Ming felt something bad in his heart.

As soon as we met.

Gibbon Brown then cupped his hands and said forcefully: "Your Majesty, it's time to stop. If your Majesty doesn't get married and have a child, don't blame me for being rude!"

There was murderous intent in his eyes, and his arrogance was very arrogant.

Zhou Ming glared at him and reminded him: "Do you know who you are talking to? How dare you threaten me?"

"good!"

Instead, Gibbon Brown took a step forward, held his head high, and admitted directly: "The minister is indeed threatening His Majesty."

"Aren't you afraid of death?"

Zhou Ming said with a strange look on his face, if Gibbon Brown dared to say such words, it would be no problem for him to order the destruction of all nine of his tribes.

"If I were afraid of death, all the ministers would not recommend me, Gibbon Brown, to be this admonisher. When I come, I have come with the determination to die!"

"What about your family? Aren't you afraid of hurting your family?" Zhou Ming asked.

"I am an orphan and have no family. As for my wife and children, they have been evacuated elsewhere long ago. They are safe. The only one you can kill, Your Majesty, is me."

Gibbon Brown raised his head and said.

"Oh, I understand," Zhou Ming nodded: "You are betting. On the one hand, you are betting that I may not kill you. At the same time, after the remonstrance is successful, you will be appreciated and rewarded for your remonstrance. Take it seriously, and your career will be bright from now on."

"In addition, it doesn't matter even if your remonstrance fails. You are the only one who will die. Your wife and children will be properly taken care of, and you don't have to worry about your funeral. When your children grow up, the ministers and nobles will also train them for you. I attach great importance to it and use it to repay your dedication, so..."

"No matter what the outcome is, for you, your advice is a sure win."

Zhou Ming looked at him and said, "Am I right, Gibbon Brown?"

"Your Majesty sees thousands of miles and is extremely intelligent. The little minister's thoughts cannot escape your Majesty's discerning eyes."

Gibbon Brown cupped his hands and smiled.

"People are very honest."

Zhou Ming was speechless and said helplessly: "Why are you so pressuring each other? What does it have to do with you whether I am married or not? Can't you just stop?"

"Your Majesty, you are so smart. Even if I don't explain the reason, Your Majesty must know why the ministers are urging you to get married as soon as possible. After all, no one can calm down about the interests involved. Who gives you the right to do so, Your Majesty? With such a high position, such power, and such great potential?"

"If Your Majesty is not your Majesty, but just a mortal, even if you remain a bachelor for the rest of your life, I'm afraid there won't be that woman who will take the initiative to cheat on you."

"So, your Majesty's troubles are not caused by others, but are caused by you yourself."

Gibbon Brown gloated a little.

"There is a saying that is true. If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight... It seems that I really need to find someone to help me wear this crown."

Zhou Ming took off the crown on his head, looked at the crown, shook his head and sighed.

Now this so-called throne can't bring much help, but has become an obstacle on his way forward. He is almost ready to give up.

"It's too late. Your Majesty, the crown on your head has been long gone. That crown only recognizes you and no one else! We ministers and nobles only recognize you and no one else." !”

"Your Majesty, let's stop talking nonsense. Please tell me what you need to say. I want to tell your Majesty, if you don't get married immediately, what on earth will we, the ministers and nobles, do?!"

"Until His Majesty agrees to get married!"

Gibbon Brown smiled evilly, revealing his fierce fangs.