Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

In the morning, He Lan woke up dizzy.

Yushou rubbed his head, looked at the surrounding environment, and then the whole person suddenly woke up.

Appearing in a hotel = virginity is not guaranteed.

She hurriedly bowed her head and found that the dress on her body had only been taken off, and she was relieved.

The memories of last night began to come to mind.

That handsome face is unforgettable even when drunk.

"He really did what he said. I was so drunk that I didn't take such a good opportunity."

He Lan rubbed his cheeks and muttered to himself.

She has already defined Su Qing in her heart, a righteous gentleman who can be trusted with confidence.

Su Qing: Is this true? (ᵒ̴̶̷̤໐ᵒ̴̶̷̤)

Immediately afterwards, He Lan began to reflect again. Last night was too dangerous. Fortunately, the gentleman met.

What if it fell into the hands of other bad guys?

Her innocence for more than 20 years was ruined.

"You can't go to this kind of place to get drunk in the future."

He Lan seriously warned himself.

"Don't worry, with me here, you won't have the opportunity to go to the bar alone to get drunk in the future."

A gentle voice sounded.

Su Qing walked in with a glass of water.

"You're not too old, but you're pretty good at flirting with girls, so I'm not picking up girls." He Lan said with a half-smile.

Although knowing that the other party may read countless women.

But she just couldn't hate it.

Even feel that there is love experience to mature.

No way, Su Qing is too handsome.

His good looks are enough to make women ignore all his shortcomings and even turn them into advantages.

Su Qing handed the cup over.

"Thank you." He Lan took the water cup, her red lips slightly parted, and she raised her head and sipped her drink.

Su Qing noticed the necklace on her neck and asked, "It looks like you like rabbits?"

In the play, He Lan's body, car, and home are full of rabbit-related accessories.

"Yeah, Tutu is so cute, don't you like it?" He Lan put down the water glass and smiled.

Su Qing nodded and said, "I like it. I like Tutu very much. I can't live without them, especially Zijiang Tu. Tear the rabbit with my hands. It's absolutely amazing."

The smile on He Lan's face gradually solidified.

Are you the devil?

"Just kidding, Tutu is so cute, how could I like Zijiang Tutu and Shredded Tutu." Su Qing laughed a few times, capturing the change in the expression on her face.

He Lan breathed a sigh of relief and rolled his eyes: "It scared me to death, I just said rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them, it's too cruel."

Su Qing leaned forward and said, "I don't like to eat **** rabbits and shredded rabbits, because I like to eat dry pot rabbits."

"Eat your head, get out." Knowing that he was still teasing himself, He Lan grabbed the pillow and smashed it.

Su Qing caught it quickly, and then threw it back: "Get up quickly, don't you have to go to work today, I asked the waiter to deliver breakfast."

After saying that, he turned around and went out.

"It's pretty thin." He Lan praised.

When Su Qing came to the living room, she saw the Bull Demon King sitting on the sofa: "Aren't you going to knock on the door when you come in?"

"This... we Lao Niu is a rude person, next time, definitely next time." The Bull Demon King smiled.

Su Qing warned: "No one is like that, but rough people have to abide by the rules. Next time you dare not knock on the door, believe it or not, I will send you back to the Tang Dynasty."

"Really? There is such a good thing!" The Bull Demon King's eyes lit up instantly, his eyes burning.

Compared to being a little brother here, I'm humbled.

He wanted to go back and be a great king.

Su Qing: ╭(￣▽￣)╮

sloppy.

No longer paying attention to the Bull Demon King, Su Qing looked at Zhang San and asked, "How is it, are you satisfied?"

"I'm satisfied, I'm satisfied, eat a big meal, drive a luxury car, get drunk, and sleep the most beautiful girl, my last wish has been fulfilled." Zhang San nodded again and again.

That girl was really crushed by a ghost last night.

【Energy 15/100】

Finally, there are fifteen grids of energy in hand.

Su Qing, who has always suffered from the fear of insufficient firepower, has a little more sense of security in this world.

Then Zhang San also turned into light and dissipated.

The Bull Demon King widened his eyes: "He left?"

"It's really gone this time." Su Qing said.

He Lan came out after washing up.

The Bull Demon King looked at Su Qing, full of doubts: "Didn't you say that you have left the vulgar taste?"

He couldn't believe that the two of them didn't do anything.

"Yes, but she is more advanced than the vulgar fan you chose." Su Qing said.

He is out of bad taste.

Because of the pursuit of advanced taste.

He Lan pointed at the Bull Demon King suspiciously and asked, "What low-level high-level, who is he?"

"My friend, just call him Lao Niu." Su Qing walked to the restaurant, why Lan dragged a chair away.

He Lan pressed down on her skirt and sat down: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, anyway, we have spent the night together." Su Qing joked.

He Lan shrugged: "But you don't live up to your expectations, you missed a good opportunity, and you won't be able to do it next time."

"Rather than taking advantage of someone's danger, I prefer to be happy with each other, and it will come naturally." Su Qing said softly.

He Lanqiao blushed slightly and rolled her eyes: "I've known each other for a long time, and I still don't know what your name is or what you do. You think too much."

"Su Qing, a homeless person, it's a pleasure to meet this beautiful big sister." Su Qing held out her hand.

He Lan handed it over: "He Lan, general manager of an advertising company in a certain year, nice to meet you."

She regarded Su Qing as a rich second generation.

Because Su Qing claimed to be an unemployed vagabond.

It means he doesn't have a job.

But bought the entire bar's list last night.

It means that he is not short of money.

Both conditions are met at the same time.

Not what is the second generation of rich?

"Is this doll yours? It's so cute." He Lan's eyes suddenly fell on the silly girl beside him.

Su Qing nodded: "It's just a small toy."

He put the silly girl there to recharge.

Researched for too long last night.

Use up the silly girl's energy.

After further confirmation by him, the silly girl's body is indeed no different from that of a real human being.

After eating, Su Qing sent He Lan to the company.

"Here, thank you." He Lan smiled slightly.

She unfastened her seat belt and was about to get out of the car when Su Qing suddenly grabbed her hand: "I protected you last night, didn't you say anything?"

"Close your eyes." He Lan thought for a while.

Su Qing closed her eyes.

The next moment, he felt that his lips were kissed like a dragonfly, and then He Lan got out of the car.

Her face was as red as a ripe tomato.

It's like my heart is jumping out of my chest.

She never thought she would be so bold.

Take the initiative to kiss a man, she is sure.

I was moved, and it was love at first sight.

Ah bah, isn't that just a slap in the face?

The Bull Demon King in the back seat looked unlovable.

Two people show their love in front of a cow.

It's even more beast than him!

If Tie Fan and Jade Mian were here, he would definitely show off Su Qing and let him know how powerful he is.

Su Qing touched her lips and looked at He Lanmiaoman's back with a smile on her face.

"Boss, what are we doing today?

The Bull Demon King asked.

"Look for Huang Mei, the monster who came with you from the Tang Dynasty." Su Qing retracted her misty thoughts.

Tang Dynasty he is definitely going.

Otherwise, how can I bring back local products like ginseng fruit and pan peach?

But as a senior patient suffering from the phobia of insufficient firepower, the Tang Dynasty is full of gods and Buddhas, and the risk factor has greatly increased, and he must find help.

After all, even the gods and Buddhas of this plane have been severely weakened, but the Jade Emperor, the Buddha and other gods are definitely stronger than him.

King Yellow Eyebrow, Bull Demon King, and silly girl are ready-made helpers, but they are not enough.

He is going to find Dongzi, the hacker who copied the silly girl in the play, to copy a few more mobile phones, and give the control authority to the silly girl when copying.

Although the copied mobile phone is not as powerful as the silly girl, it can also transfer the functions of the mobile phone to the user, making ordinary people into a strong person.

In this way, if you go to the Tang Dynasty again, you will be able to have more security, and you will also have a group of available subordinates.

Bull Demon King: "It's so big, how can I find it?"

"You don't need to worry about it." Su Qing took out the silly girl: "Reality mode, the expression selection is cool."

Soon, a silly girl in a silver leather jacket and leather pants appeared on the co-pilot with a cool expression.

"Silly girl, locate King Huangmei."

"Yes, Master." The silly girl started to execute.

It didn't take long for her to report the location coordinates.

"This thing is really useful." The Bull Demon King pursed his lips and said something, he was greedy.

Su Qing said: "I'll give you a second generation another day, except that it can't be changed into a human being, it has most of the functions."

"Can't become a woman? Then what's the use of my old cow?" The Bull Demon King sneered instantly.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew that he was a simple child.

He is just pure lust.

What's wrong with him?

Su Qing's face darkened: "Don't forget it."

"I want it." The Bull Demon King started Rap.

Something is better than nothing.

Su Qing continued: "Communication function, wireless video, contacts, chairman of Fan Group."

The next moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Fan Dong's mind, who was working hard to hook up with the little secretary in the office.

"This function requires the consent of the other party. If you force the connection, it is illegal."

Silly girl is a mobile phone made by future people.

Procedures for compliance with the law are embedded.

She only has ten opportunities to illegally operate, and after ten times, the system will automatically crash and cannot be turned on.

"Ask for me." Su Qing said.

"Yes, Master."

"Fan Dong, Su Qing is requesting a wireless video call with you, do you accept it?"

Fan Dong was so frightened that he threw the female secretary in his arms out, and it took a while to react.

Thinking that this might have been done by the fairy yesterday.

Immediately kicked the female secretary out, then looked around and said, "I will."

Seriously, it's like getting married.

The female secretary who left scolded her mother in her heart.

When you need it, call someone sweetie.

If you don't need a backhand, throw it and tell me to get out.

With Fan Dong's agreement, a screen appeared in front of Su Qing, and Fan Dong appeared on the screen.

"Lao Fan, it's me." Su Qing said.

Fan Dong could only hear his voice, but he couldn't see anyone.

"God, what are your orders?"

Su Qing gave new instructions: "Hire newly retired soldiers with high salaries, preferably from combat troops."

When the mobile phone is copied, someone always has to use it, otherwise the mobile phone is just a mobile phone.

The newly retired soldiers are hired because they cannot integrate into normal life in the short term, and the skills trained in the army have not been lost, and their obedience is high.

"How much?" Fan Dong asked cautiously.

Su Qing pondered for a moment: "One company."

One company is about one hundred and ten people.

After they all have the copied mobile phones, Su Qing is equivalent to having more than 100 younger brothers in the middle stage of God Transformation, and it is enough to deal with emergencies.

"Yes, fairy, I'll do it right away."

Fan Dong agreed without hesitation.

 …

The rooftop of a residential building.

This is the lair of the thief trio.

The apprentice of Donglai Buddha, King Huangmei, who has five hundred disciples, is now a nanny.

He was wearing black short sleeves, a pair of cropped jeans, and slippers, and was cleaning.

When I wiped the TV, it was playing Journey to the West, when Tang Seng met the Baigujing.

"Elder Tang, you are here too, Elder Tang."

King Huangmei instantly lost his veil.

Staring at Monk Tang salivate.

"Take it out! You monster, eat my grandson!"

On the TV, Sun Wukong yelled at the woman who was transformed by the bone spirit, and the stick became big.

"Monkey Sun! You take my trick too!"

King Huangmei quickly took out his weapon, a mace, and smashed it down at the TV.

boom!

The TV set exploded in an instant, and King Huangmei was electrocuted and fell to the ground, dancing the same breakdance as the Bull Demon King.

"What sound!" "What movement!"

The trio of thieves Wang Tianba, Sun Feiyan, and Xiao Wu all ran in from outside when they heard the movement.

"My TV!"

Watching the smoking TV, Wang Tianba was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. He pointed at King Huangmei and said, "Drag me and hit me hard, and hit the smoker!"

Xiao Wu and Sun Feiyan dragged King Huangmei aside, then took off his slippers and started beating him.

"Oops, don't gamble, Oops."

King Huangmei ducked with his head in his hands.

"Go to the smoke!" Wang Tianba shouted.

When King Huangmei heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then cast a spell, his ears and hair began to smoke.

Both Sun Feiyan and Xiao Wu were shocked.

"Brother Tian... It's really... really smoking."

Xiao Wu stammered.

"Is the internal wire shorted?" Wang Tianba glanced at the TV that was also smoking, and his mind was a little confused.

How can this man really smoke?

"This place is not small."

The next moment, Su Qing, silly girl, and Bull Demon King descended directly from the sky and landed on the rooftop.

Wang Tianba, Sun Feiyan, and Xiao Wu were completely frightened and fainted.

King Huangmei saw the silly girl: "Silly girl!"

Then he rushed over without hesitation.

Su Qing grabbed his hair.

"She's my cell phone now, please treat her with respect." Su Qing carried him to the sofa.

King Huangmei was instantly obedient: "Understood."

Because he can't beat this guy.

Su Qing crossed Erlang's legs: "Don't even think about eating Tang Seng's meat, because you can't eat it, and I don't allow demons to eat people, how cruel it is."

"Humans and demons should coexist in harmony and work together to develop a better new world." The Bull Demon King was serious.

Don't ask him why he talks like that.

On the way, through the car radio.

He listened to a morning news broadcast.

Then he was deeply infected and became a new era bull demon who is willing to fight for Shihuiism for the rest of his life.

Su Qing nodded in admiration: "The consciousness is high."

"Why! One bite of Tang Seng's meat can make him immortal!" King Huangmei has been fighting for Tang Seng's meat all his life, otherwise what would he do in the world?

After all, he belonged to Tang Monk in his life.

And Tang Seng's body and mind must also belong to him.

This is his unwavering idea.

This is probably what love is like.

Su Qing pondered for a moment: "Well, there is a two-way solution. I will invite Tang Seng and let him go to the hospital to have his appendix and foreskin cut off for you, so that he doesn't have to die, and you can eat Tang Seng's meat."

Tang Monk: Don't come here, don't come here!

"Okay." King Huangmei nodded again and again.

Forbidden yay! !

Although he did not know what the appendix and foreskin were.

But as long as it is the flesh of Tang Monk.

Immediately afterwards, King Huangmei asked again in confusion: "Why do you say that I can't eat Tang monk meat in the first place?"

He obviously had already caught Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were also trapped by him with Jin Nao, Tang Seng is the meat on the cutting board.

Su Qing looked around and landed on a copy of "Journey to the West" opposite the bookshelf, and then made a gesture.

The book flew into his hands.

Su Qing turned to the section where the bible-taking team passed Xiaoleiyin Temple and was caught by King Huangmei.

"Look at it, from left to right."

Su Qing handed the book to King Huangmei.

"Hey, this person has the same name as me." King Huangmei laughed, and soon he couldn't laugh anymore.

His face gradually became solemn, and the speed of turning the book became faster. He looked at Su Qing and said, "This... everything written on it is true? Is the king of yellow eyebrows me?"

"Yes, even if there is a discrepancy, it shouldn't be a big deal, so now you understand why I said you couldn't eat Tang Seng's meat." Su Qing smiled.

Bull Demon King grabbed the book and said, "What, let my old bull also learn new knowledge, strive to be a new youth, and contribute to the construction of Shihuiism."

"Yo, there's my old cow on it, my wife and son are also... How could this be!" The Bull Demon King's eyes widened, and he showed his true shape.

His precious son actually became a boy for Guanyin Bodhisattva, how could this be possible!

Such a big family business is still waiting for him to inherit!

Although joining Buddhism as a boy for Guanyin is already considered a high-paying job, the future is bright.

But his Bull Demon King is one of the best monsters in the world, and he doesn't want his son to be a boy.

I just want my son by my side.

"Ah! You monster!"

The three Wang Tianba, who had just woken up, fainted again after seeing the bull head of the Bull Demon King.

A brace, double the joy.

Su Qing smiled slightly: "Journey to the West has been arranged from beginning to end, Huang Mei, if it wasn't for Donglai Buddha who deliberately let you go down to earth to experience the calamity of the team, do you really think you could escape from under his nose?"

"You Buddhists still want to take this opportunity to pass on the true scriptures to the east. How can you allow you to eat scriptures and destroy the chances of Buddhism finally prospering?"

Then Su Qing looked at the Bull Demon King again: "Huang Mei still has Buddhist followers. As for your son, it's even worse. It was completely passively arranged."

"Boss, take me back quickly, and I'll put him in Jilei Mountain to cultivate." The Bull Demon King prayed.

Su Qing calmly said, "Don't worry, there are silly girls here. We can go back to the time when you came to this world at any time. No matter how long it has passed here, only five minutes have passed in the Tang Dynasty."

There is a definition in the play.

That is what has happened, and even if you travel back in time, you cannot change it.

For example, Lu Xiaoqian and the others have done so many things.

In the end, the journey to the west continued as usual.

But it's different now.

Su Qing was not from this time and space.

From the moment he cut Hu silly girl.

The past that has happened in this world and the future that has not happened have been changed because of him.

"My master and the Tathagata are playing with me?" King Huangmei was a little unwilling and indignant.

Down for so many years.

Although it is an authentic Buddhist disciple.

But his monster wildness has been raised.

Su Qing gave a hard-hearted education: "So, don't stare at Tang Monk's meat, Tianting's peaches, Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit, aren't these fragrant?"

"That's right, we can completely steal the pantao and then use the silly girl to travel here and live forever in this world." King Huangmei's eyes lit up.

When Sun Wukong made a riot in Tiangong, it would have been so miserable if there were stupid girls around.

Su Qing showed the expression of Ruzi's teaching: "Then you have to eat Tang monk meat."

"Why not? I have already caught him, of course I want all of them!" King Huangmei said.

Su Qing took a deep breath: "As expected of an adult who has lived for hundreds of years, this thinking is very clear."

After all, only children make choices.

Huang Mei rubbed his hands: "So let's go and bring Seng Tang to cut the appendix and foreskin first."

"Silly girl, travel through time and space. The destination time is April 16, 641 AD. Before you come to 2006, the destination is Xiaoxitian. The object of the shuttle is me, the Bull Demon King, the Yellow Eyebrow King." Su Qing gave an order.

In addition to catching Tang Seng to satisfy King Huangmei's wish, he also wanted to pull Sun Wukong on board.

It just so happened that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were both caught by King Huangmei's magic weapon, and they happened to be brought here together.

As the old saying goes, more people are more powerful.

Great power, easy to do things.

Brother Meng, what is our slogan?

"Yes, silly girl understands."

Immediately afterwards, Su Qing, silly girl, bull demon king, and Huangmei Dawang disappeared from the place in an instant.

"Mom!"

The three Wang Tianba, who woke up again, saw this scene, exclaimed and fainted again.

Three braces, endless joy.

 …

In 641 AD, Xiaoxitian.

In a forest, falling with white light.

Four figures appeared on the spot.

Officially Su Qing and silly girl four.

One day has passed over there in 2006.

But it's only been 5 minutes here.

Silly girl's setting is like this, if you don't specify the exact time and place of the crossing.

When you return to the same time and space after crossing, it will be five minutes after crossing.

"My golden cymbal." King Huangmei saw the magic weapon that he had dropped on the ground at a glance, and quickly put it away.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are still locked inside.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Tang Seng and Sha Monk have all been caught by us." A group of little demons ran over.

They held Tang Seng and Sha Wujing in custody.

"Monster! Hurry up and let my senior and second senior brothers go!" Sha Wujing shouted at King Huangmei.

King Huangmei ignored him, staring at Seng Tang with glowing eyes: "Elder Tang, you want to kill me, I don't want your attractive body and heart, but I will eat your appendix and foreskin with tears in your eyes. "

Su Qing always felt a little anxious about these words.

"Amitabha, if the flesh of a poor monk can make the donor come back to the shore, why not?" Tang Seng said calmly, his hands clasped together, and he said calmly.

Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, and Zhu Bajie all knew silly girls originally, because in the original play, they would travel back to 2006, and then travel back to the present with their memories and continue to follow the path of learning scriptures.

They have already crossed over once.

But now they don't have this memory anymore, because Su Qing got the silly girl and changed the plot.

Silly girl is the root of all this, but she didn't fall into Lu Xiaoqian's hands like the original plot.

What happened after that would never happen.

What happened in the past will also disappear.

This drama involves time and space, which is a bit complicated.

King Huangmei looked at the little demon and said, "Disciples, this king is on a long trip. You should wait for this king to return, and then I will bring you delicious and spicy food."

"Long live the king!" "Long live the king!"

His five hundred disciples shouted in unison.

In this drama, King Huangmei's demon soldiers are regular troops, with uniform armor and weapons, and they can charge in unison, which is very awesome.

Then Su Qing and the four went back to 2006.

"No, come back!"

Seeing Su Qing and six people who suddenly appeared again, and there were two more, Wang Tianba and the three thieves who had just woken up wailed and fainted.

The brace is not dead yet.

It's really good to bear.

"Where is this?" Tang Seng looked around.

The honest monk Sha also looked blank.

Su Qing did not explain to them, and contacted Fan Dong directly: "Use your connection to contact a hospital. I have a friend who is about to have his appendix and foreskin cut."

"Da Xian, the friend you heard about is not you, right? Then... can you reward me if you cut it off?" Fan Dong cautiously probed.

It should be good to eat the meat of the immortal.

Su Qing's face darkened: "You want to die?"

"No, I want to kill you, Daxian." Fan Dong dared not think about it any more, and said, "I have a friend who is engaged in medical care. Recently, their hospital just happened to be engaged in activities. If you buy a skin for a group purchase, the second one will be half price."

"It's only 2006, is the medical competition already so fierce?" Su Qing was surprised, his eyes fell on Monk Sha, and he said, "You're lucky."

There are discounts, no need for white.

So let's cut Monk Sha too.

Just happened to get together with Tang Seng for a group purchase discount.

Monk Sha: ? ? ?

He looked bewildered.

Obviously not aware of the seriousness of the matter.

"Silly girl, seal Monk Sha's mana." After hanging up the phone, Su Qing gave a new order to silly girl.

In order to prevent honest people from not cooperating with surgery.

Playing temper and hurting medical staff.

Therefore, his cultivation base was sealed first.

Silly girl's seal can last up to five days.

After the cultivation base was sealed, Sha Wujing was a little panicked: "What are you going to do to me, I... I'm the general of the roller blinds, and I'm a scripture learner, don't mess around."

"Don't worry, the appendix is ​​cut for your own good. The appendix is ​​not a disease. It hurts really badly! And circumcision will help you maintain good hygiene." Su Qing patted Honest Man on the shoulder genially.

King Huangmei took out the golden cymbal: "Would you like to release Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie now?"

"Let them stay in there for a while, and I'll have a heart-to-heart with them after I'm done with what I'm doing."

Now let it go, don't we have to fight again?

Here Sun Wukong's cultivation base is at least the same as him, and his magical powers are stronger than him, and his magic weapons are more powerful than him.

Su Qing didn't want to fight him.

After all, fighting and killing is always bad.

He prefers speech therapy.

So I can't put them out for now.

The efficiency of Fan Dong's work is staggering.

Soon the hospital ambulance arrived.

The kind Su Qing brought the silly girl as a temporary family member and personally sent Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, who were about to undergo the first operation in their lives, to a private hospital.

King Huangmei didn't come because he was going out to buy some condiments, and he was ready to cook after Tang Seng finished cutting.

Such as fry a hot appendix or something.

The Bull Demon King is watching the news broadcast, learning new ideas in our country, and trying to be a progressive youth.

Appendectomy and circumcision are minor operations.

With the resilience of Tang Seng and Sha Wujing.

This is more of a minor issue.

So the same day the cut, the same day discharged.

The hospital does not charge a cent for the surgery.

But another request was made.

Ask Tang Seng and Sha Wujing to take a poster to advertise for them.

After all, medicine is not that advanced these days.

No matter how you cut the appendix, it will take two days.

The resilience of Sha Wujing and Tang Seng is amazing.

Therefore, the hospital did not want to miss the opportunity to use the two as models for advertising.

The slogan is: Mary's Hospital is good, run on the same day as the circumcision, choose Mary for circumcision, and cut the appendix and foreskin together, and only charge one operation price!

After filming the poster, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, who had no love, left the hospital with Su Qing.

The expressions of the two: ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

"It's really insulting to Sven, it's insulting to Sven!"

"Amitabha, Amitabha..."

Tang Seng's lips trembled. He wanted to chant the scriptures to calm down his excitement, but he wanted to scold his mother even more.

The honest man Sha Wujing was not much better.

He was fanned by someone ∑(✘Д✘๑)!

Shouldn't this be the treatment of the second senior brother?

Why did disaster always befall him!

"This is a normal minor operation and will not affect your other functions." Su Qing comforted.

Besides, monks don't need this feature either.

Sha Wujing was distraught, looked at him resentfully and asked, "Then why don't you cut yourself?"

"Because I don't want to." Su Qing shrugged.

Sha Wujing roared, "We don't want to either!"

"But I think so." Su Qing spread her hands.

Chinese culture is so broad and profound.

Seeing Su Qing who was so righteous and without the slightest guilt, Sha Wujing was speechless.

You can't ask a shameless person for shame.

Because he will only suspect that you are selling human organs.

"Donor, the poor monk has recognized it. Now I just want to know where this place is?" said Tang monk.

Su Qing gave a thumbs up: "As expected of being a master, this mentality can be adjusted quickly. This is the world more than 1,300 years later from the Tang Dynasty."

"What!" Tang Seng and Sha Shan were stunned.

They actually came to the future world.

Tang Seng quickly asked: "But still the Tang Dynasty?"

"The Great Tang has long since died." Su Qing waved his hand.

Tang Seng asked again, "Who is the emperor then?"

"We, they." Su Qing pointed to himself and to the pedestrians on the street: "Decades ago, countless great men were born, and since then there has been no emperor, the people are their own emperors, the people are the masters of the house, and the people People can have enough to eat, wear good clothes, have support for the old, support the young, peace in the country, and no more wars.”

Feudal dynasties were divided into strong and weak, and emperors were divided into merits and demerits, but they could barely be called great.

Only a few decades ago, the people who broke the feudal monarchy and eliminated the landlord class were really great.

What they want is at their fingertips.

But they gave it all to the people themselves.

And only these great people can create such a great country.

"This is the Land of Ultimate Bliss! Could it be that the poor monk successfully obtained the true scriptures and spread the Dharma to the east, thus creating the present world?" Tang monk was very excited.

Su Qing chuckled: "You want to eat your fart."

This has something to do with Buddhism.

Except for a small number of real monks, most Buddhists in ancient times were just landowners who were not productive.

In ancient times, Buddhism did not pay taxes or produce. This kind of life attracted a large number of people to become monks.

Why have Buddhas been destroyed many times in history?

It is to liberate the population and collect all the gold and silver treasures that Buddhism has looted.

"What does the donor say about this?" Tang Seng was surprised.

Are there any other teachings besides Buddhist scriptures that can make the world like this?

Su Qing said: "It has nothing to do with the gods and ghosts that this world has become like this, it is made by humans."

"Impossible, how can people have such great power." This time even the honest monk Sha refuted.

All people are ignorant and weak.

Su Qing smiled: "I look down on ordinary mortals? Why not think about why people after 1300 are still there, but the gods and Buddhas who used to be all over the sky are gone?"

"The gods and Buddhas are gone!"

Monk Tang and Monk Sha were shocked again.

Especially monk Sha, he is a god.

A thousand years is nothing to them.

But in just 1300 years, the gods and Buddhas in the sky disappeared. How did they disappear?

"I also want to know why it disappeared, so let's go find the answer together."

Su Qing held the hands of both of them emotionally.

What scriptures are you going to get, call your apprentice, and let's rob the Three Realms hand in hand, isn't this fragrant?

When others saw this scene, they automatically moved away.

So as not to be infected with the base gas.

The Tang monk retracted his hand: "Amitabha, the donor should send the poor monk back. The poor monk has already promised the emperor of Tang Dynasty to get the scriptures and send them back to Chang'an."

"Still relying on the true scriptures to rule the world? It seems that your ideological awareness is not high enough." Su Qing decided to find a political teacher, an agriculture teacher, and a history teacher to correct the thinking of this Tang monk.

"This is what we just sat in? This is the car of this world? It's much faster than a horse-drawn carriage."

"What is the big bird flying in the sky? An airplane?"

"Why do mortals build houses so high?"

On the way back, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing saw everything strangely, and kept asking Su Qing.

The latter two have less and less problems.

Gradually became silent, as if thinking.

They seem to underestimate mortals?

 …

Rooftop, the home of the thief trio.

When Su Qing came back with Tang Monk and Sha Monk.

I saw the Bull Demon King intently staring at the TV and watching a speech from a certain person on the afternoon news.

King Huangmei was lying comfortably, while Wang Tianba and the three thieves were pinching his shoulders and beating his legs diligently.

"I'm back, where's my Tang Monk meat?"

King Huangmei jumped up instantly.

"I'll give you another serving of monk sand meat."

Su Qing asked Sha Seng and Tang Seng to hand over their flesh to King Huangmei, who was simply a devil.

"Haha, immortality, here I come."

King Huangmei rushed into the kitchen.

"Daxian, do you need to squeeze your legs and beat your shoulders?"

Sun Feiyan and Xiao Wu approached Su Qing.

The personable Wang Tianba was motionless.

"Go away." Su Qing spat out a word.

He didn't like the three thieves very much.

How expensive is a mobile phone these days?

There are a lot of people who understand the economic environment in 2006.

And they specialize in stealing people's mobile phones. From this point of view, they are full of bad behavior and have problems with their character.

Opportunities are everywhere these days.

Can the three of them have hands and feet to do other things?

Wang Tianba is fine. He has a personality and likes to read books. In the future, he will become a philosopher.

Sun Feiyan and Xiao Wu were disgusting.

In the original drama, Sun Feiyan was a green tea playing with Wang Tianba's feelings in the early stage, and she was cruel.

Xiao Wu is a two-faced person. He clearly received the favor of Wang Tianba, but he stumbled on Wang Tianba everywhere.

Although it was forcibly cleaned up later, but that is also a later matter, isn't it still not cleaned up yet?

"okay."

Sun Feiyan and Xiaowu Ma got out.

Su Qing pointed to the attentive Bull Demon King, and said to Tang Seng: "You have to study with him when you have time, watch the news more, and understand the world, and you will find that the so-called true scriptures are really useless."

Those scriptures are nothing but enslaved people's minds.

What is the use of persuading people to do good deeds before they can live in bliss, and fooling believers to donate incense and money to temples? Can you fill your stomach?

Su Qing called Fan Dong again.

Ask him to find three teachers.

Su Qing wanted to reform Tang Seng's thinking.

Sun Wukong's thoughts don't need to be reformed, he is naturally reactionary, but he is just afraid of being suppressed.

Just pick out his wildness.

Monk Sha is an honest man and only listens to Monk Tang.

As for Zhu Bajie, regardless of the original work, just from this drama, he is a typical greedy and lecherous.

So he's better off.

After getting the scripture group, plus the Bull Demon King and the Yellow Eyed King, the silly girl and myself, and a hundred copy mobile phones, this power is not too small.

It is enough to go to Datang to do things.

Anyway, these gods are going to disappear.

It is better to give him so many magic pills.

"Sun Wukong, can you hear me?"

Su Qing picked up Jin Nao and asked.

"Who are you, hurry up and let his monster let my grandson go out, otherwise I can't spare him!"

Sun Wukong's voice came from inside Jin Nao.

"Okay, I will let him let you out now. You are not allowed to do anything after you come out. It's fine for everyone to talk about anything. If you do it, it will be bad if you accidentally hurt your master." Su Qing said warmly.

"Hey, don't threaten me with the master, you can kill him, so that you don't have to go to learn scriptures, my old grandson will return to Huaguoshan to continue my role as the Monkey King."

Tang Monk: "..."

A good villain.

Lao Tzu... ah no, the poor monk shouldn't have released you from the Five Elements Mountain in the first place.

Sin, sin, Amitabha.

How could the poor monk think so?

"Master, how can you say that."

Zhu Bajie retorted in disapproval.

Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief, Wu Neng was still good.

He still cares about himself.

It is worthwhile to protect him every time Wukong beats him.

Immediately afterwards, Zhu Bajie's voice continued: "You have to take me to Huaguo Mountain. You ruined my marriage. You must compensate me."

Tang Monk: "..."

Is this your focus?

Shouldn't you focus on being a teacher first?

Another villain!

He glanced at Sha Wujing, who had endured the knife with him. This was his last psychological comfort.

"Okay, don't be poor, the two of you. That's it. You are not allowed to do anything when you come out."

After Su Qing finished speaking, she rushed to the kitchen and shouted, "Huang Mei, come out and release Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie."

"Immediately." King Huangmei was wearing an apron, and Pidianpidian ran out and chanted a spell.

Then I saw a flash of gold.

"Hey Ti! My grandson finally came out!"

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie appeared in the house.

The three Wang Tianba were already messed up in the wind.

What happened to this world?

Not to mention science.