Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

The next time, Su Qing flirted with women at home during the day, and went out to flirt with ghosts at night.

Black and white classes are full, very tired.

But it was also rewarding, he could already put his arms around Xiao Li's waist without being slapped.

Although the two of them haven't pierced the last thin layer of window paper, they are tacit.

And it wasn't just that layer of window paper that Su Qing wanted to pierce.

This day is the third day of the Chinese New Year's Day.

The brothers and sisters of Ninth Uncle are all here.

The hall of Yizhuang was full of people.

Outside are all disciples of the younger generation.

"Brothers, all the ghosts have come out now. If you don't take them back, they will be haunted everywhere. This matter will trouble everyone." Ninth Uncle said.

"Senior brother, let's wait for Uncle Jian to decide this matter," said a Taoist priest.

It can be seen that Shi Jian has a high prestige among his peers.

Behind the ninth uncle, Qiu Sheng said dissatisfiedly: "So many people are waiting for him, how old is he?"

"No big or small, he is my senior brother, that is, your uncle." Jiu Shu scolded.

Although he and Shi Jian didn't deal with each other, there were so many brothers and sisters here, so they couldn't be seen as a joke.

"Master Uncle." "Master Uncle Hello."

At this moment, there was a burst of greetings from outside.

I saw a middle-aged Taoist priest in black and white mysterious clothes with a majestic face walked in with a young man with long hair covering his eyes and an arrogant face.

It was Shi Jian and his son Shi Shaojian.

"Eldest brother." Lin Jiu stood up to greet him.

Shi Jian went straight to Ninth Uncle's place and sat down: "Who did this thing?"

"It's my two untalented apprentices, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng." Jiu Shu replied with a somewhat unsightly expression.

Shi Jian snorted coldly: "Lin Jiu, you can't even teach an apprentice well, how do you do things?"

"Senior brother, we have already discussed, use the innate gossip array to catch ghosts." Jiu Shu said.

"Since you have all discussed it, why did you call me here?" Shi Jian said lukewarmly.

Ninth Uncle: "Then the senior brother said what to do."

"Well, the innate gossip array... just use the congenital gossip array." Shi Jian thought about it and said.

Qiu Sheng pouted: "Take off your pants and fart."

"If you don't respect the elders, you should fight!" Shi Jian's face turned cold when he heard this, and a teacup flew towards Qiusheng.

boom!

A sword energy shattered the teacup.

Su Qing said lightly: "An elder has no tolerance at all, who do you expect to respect?"

"Lin Jiu, this is also your apprentice? How dare you commit a crime!" Shi Jian took the opportunity to attack.

The next moment, Su Qing appeared in front of him, took out a pistol and put it on his head: "I'm not Ninth Uncle's apprentice, so don't use this set to pressure me."

Shi Jian's body instantly stiffened in place.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were both secretly screaming cool.

In this respect, Fang is different from them.

"Fellow Daoist Su, it's all a misunderstanding, so please give me some face." Jiu Shu said to Su Qing.

Only then did Su Qing put away the gun.

After Su Qing used firearms to communicate, the next thing went smoothly.

Just like in the movie, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai carry tofu to lead the ghost to the big formation outside the town.

Then Ninth Uncle and others can take action to capture it.

However, Shi Jian was disgraced, and naturally he would not let Su Qing go so easily and returned to the inn.

He was going to cast a spell to assassinate Su Qing.

"Yellow Fu." Shi Jian stretched out his hand without looking back.

Because Shi Shaojian was behind him, when he opened the altar, Shi Shaojian was his assistant.

A yellow talisman was handed to him.

"Chicken blood."

A bowl of chicken blood was handed to him.

"Sticky rice!"

A grenade was handed to him.

Shi Jian felt that his hand was not right, so he glanced down and threw it away in fright.

When he turned around, he found that the person standing behind him had been replaced by Su Qing, and Shi Shaojian was staring at his head with a gun, shivering, and he didn't dare to fart.

"It's you!" Shi Jian was like an enemy.

When the other party came in, he didn't even feel anything.

This shows that Su Qing's kung fu is not weak.

Su Qing nodded: "It's me."

Then without hesitation, he pulled the trigger.

Kang!

Shi Shaojian took the lunch box.

"you wanna die!"

Seeing his son being killed, Shi Jian was furious.

Kang!

Shi Jian was angry.

Shi Jian is gone.

"Silly beep." Su Qing cursed.

He didn't understand why these people didn't do it first, but were used to beep first?

But Su Qing is different. The quicker you can solve the opponent, the more money you will get, and there will be no delay.

Of course, the exception is when fighting wives.

Afterwards, Su Qing found out Shi Jian and other training secrets, and then provided a one-stop funeral and cremation service, burning their father and son.

After doing all this, leave leisurely.

Time turned to night.

"Where's the big brother? Why didn't the big brother come?"

"Yeah, it's already the appointed time."

Jiu Shu and others, who were already preparing to set up the formation, were puzzled when they found out that the senior brother Shi Jian did not appear.

Where did Shi Jian go?

"Where has the time gone, I'm getting old before I feel young..."

A melodious song suddenly sounded.

Everyone followed the reputation.

Su Qing held a subwoofer: "I really can't help it. In this situation, I need a suitable BGM."

Crowd: ? ? ?

What is he saying?

But this song is pretty good.

Just how can the name of the big brother appear in it? Is it a song he improvised?

"Since the senior brother won't come, I'll trouble fellow Daoist Su to take his place." Uncle Ninth thought that it was because of the day, and Shi Jian deliberately let go of the pigeons.

Su Qing made a gesture back and marked a sentence in bulk English: "No matter what."

Next, Qiusheng and Wencai used tofu to lure the ghost over, and everyone worked together to arrest him.

Xiao Li also came here to join in the fun as in the movie, and waved to Su Qing stupidly.

"There's another fish that slipped through the net!"

Several Taoists rushed towards Xiaoli.

"Masters, slow down, this is a friend." Su Qing flew over to stop everyone.

Xiao Li ran to Su Qing's side and put her arm around him, then stuck out her tongue at the group of Taoists.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at the intimate scene between Su Qing and Xiao Li with admiration, and immediately hit the lemon.

Obviously they came first.

"No! No!! No!!!"

The more Wen Cai thought about it, the more angry he became, and he screamed in the sky.

Su Qing quickly changed a BGM.

"The north wind is blowing, and the snowflakes are fluttering..."

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng wanted to cry the more they listened.

Especially in Qiusheng, when I said ghost, you and my master came in and stopped me.

Now you don't even want to be a ghost!

Grass, **** double standard dog!

"Fellow Daoist Su, people and ghosts have different paths, and it won't end well if you stay with ghosts for a long time." Ninth Uncle persuaded Su Qing.

Xiaoli gritted her teeth: "Hey, old man, what nonsense are you talking about, do you understand what Yin and Yang complement each other!"

"You're not an ordinary ghost." Uncle Jiu raised his brows when he heard that.

Yin and Yang complement each other, but require corresponding exercises.

The practice of ghosts is more difficult than that of human beings.

So Xiao Li is definitely not a lonely ghost.

"What does it have to do with you?" Xiaoli snorted twice, not wanting to say more, and pulled Su Qing: "Let's go."

"Ninth Uncle, let's say goodbye first."

Su Qing hugged Xiaoli and turned to leave.

"Master, why can he do it? Xiaoyu and I can't do it!" Qiu Sheng looked at Jiu Shu resentfully.

Ninth Uncle chuckled: "Didn't you tell the reason yourself? Because you can't, you almost got sucked dry after sleeping with the female ghost all night. Your feet were sluggish, and your face was pale, like a hanged ghost."

"Look at him again. Not only does he have to sleep with a female ghost, but he also sleeps with a woman. Has his face been abnormal?"

Qiu Sheng thought about it carefully, it seemed to be true, Su Qing was always full of energy.

Immediately afterwards, he showed a look of admiration: "Big Brother Su is really a god!"

On the other side, Su Qing hugged Xiaoli to a pavilion and held her on her lap: "Uncle Jiu just said that you are not an ordinary ghost, are you related to the underworld?"

"It's a million points, what's the matter." Xiaoli turned around and put her arms around his neck, facing him face to face.

Su Qing stroked her hair: "Xiao Li, I won't hide it from you, I have a bold idea."

"Do whatever you want." Xiao Li looked shy, closed her eyes, and waited for picking.

Su Qing didn't see it, because he kept looking at the lotus pond: "I want to go to the underworld, go to the underworld to fight the autumn wind, and steal something from the Lord of Hell's house."

"That's what you're talking about?" Xiao Li, who had not waited for a long time to attack, was disappointed and speechless.

I thought about it, and it turned out that this is it?

Su Qing's eyes were shining: "Are you willing to help me? I can't find the door to go in by myself."

"Okay, no problem, because stealing the King of Hell's house sounds quite interesting." Xiaoli giggled.

Su Qing hugged her and lowered her head slowly.

Xiao Li closed her eyes again shyly.

The night wind blows, frogs croak, lotus flowers sway with the wind, and one person and one ghost in the pavilion are indistinguishable.

Su Qing waved his hand to cast a blindfold, so that others could not see him and Xiao Li.

Everything is so natural.

He even sacrificed his innocence in order to commit theft in the underworld.

Although he has nothing to say.