Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"Pig Bajie, Sha Wujing, why are you here!" Fairy Zixia looked surprised.

Sha Wujing looked at Fairy Zixia: "Fairy, you should take care of yourself first. You spread the word all over the world that you will marry whoever pulls out your Ziqing sword. Heavenly court thinks you are too embarrassing and ordered Erlang to arrest you."

"Hee hee, don't worry, Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings have already been repelled by me." Fairy Zixia shook the string of bell ornaments in her hands.

Once the magic weapon is shaken, the caster can't help but dance.

Even Erlang God can control it.

It's not powerful, but the effect is very strange.

She hugged Su Qing's arm again: "Let me introduce to you, this is my husband..."

She suddenly got stuck, and then looked at Su Qing curiously: "By the way, what's your name?"

Pig Bajie: →_→

Sha Wujing: ←_←

She called her husband without even knowing her name.

Sure enough, Fairy Zixia's brain was burned out.

The reason why she said her brain was burned out is because she and her sister, Fairy Qingxia, were the wicks in a magic lamp under the Buddha's seat, and they had to be lit all year round.

"Two, in Su Qing, why don't we change places to eat and chat?" Su Qing handed in hand.

Zhu Bajie looked at Supreme Treasure and said, "Brother Monkey, what do you mean by not talking? Do you think I won't recognize you if you strip your hair off?"

"You admit the wrong monkey... No, admit the wrong person, I'm not Sun Wukong, my name is Supreme Treasure." He didn't want to go to study scriptures, and of course he wouldn't admit that he was Sun Wukong. Ordinary little bandit in silver jewelry.

Sha Wujing pointed at him: "Eldest brother, you are too naive. We all know you when you pluck your hair. Don't you think we can't recognize you if you change your name?"

"Well, give me a face, let's eat and chat in another place..." Su Qing smiled.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing said to him in unison, "You don't have the right to speak! Shut up!"

"Dare to yell at me!" Su Qing was instantly angry.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing rolled up their sleeves: "Not convinced? Want to fight? You have something to try."

"Okay, you forced me!" Su Qing took a step back with a sneer: "Miss, come on!"

"Yeah!" Fairy Zixia shook the bell on her hand.

Then Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing danced in front of everyone's eyes.

"Wow, how shameless are you, you actually asked a woman to help you out." Zhu Bajie said while jumping.

Su Qing put her arms around Fairy Zixia's slender waist: "I'm shameless, I only want my girl Zixia, not to mention that women can hold up half the sky. Your thinking is very discriminatory and must be changed."

"Yeah~" Fairy Zixia looked happy.

Su Qing glanced at her, you can hold up half the sky, but I can hold up your lungs!

There is no way, after all, as a man who can reach his stomach in one step, it is no problem for him to reach his lungs in one step.

After dancing in the downtown area three times in a row, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing finally bowed their heads to Su Qing.

After half an hour, an inn.

"Bajie, eat, you're welcome."

Su Qing picked up a piece of pig's ear: "Is it the first time to eat with a stranger? I'm sorry, come on, I'll bring you some vegetables. This whole pig banquet is delicious."

Pig Bajie: "..."

Are you a devil when you ride a horse?

"Pfft..." Fairy Zixia laughed, the water in her mouth sprayed directly on Su Qing's face, and quickly put down the water glass to apologize: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, it's cool." Su Qing grabbed Bai Jingjing's skirt and wiped the water on her face.

Seeing that her white skirt was wet, Bai Jingjing gritted her teeth in hatred.

Sha Wujing said, "This brother, what the **** is going on here, how can our senior brother be with you, and our master?"

"Wu Jing, first, he is not Sun Wukong, and second, your master is not with us either." Su Qing was going to pit these two guys by his side first.

After all, Zhu Bajie's force value is not bad.

Sha Wujing said: "Impossible, he looks exactly the same as the big brother!"

"Wow, you are too domineering. Have your senior brothers bought out this face? Why don't you allow others to look the same as him?" Su Qing asked back.

Sha Wujing was at a loss for words.

Su Qing pointed at Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing again and said, "There are many people who look alike in this world. For example, do she and her look alike?"

"Does it look like it?" Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing stared at Chun Sanshiniang and Bai Jingjing, they didn't look alike.

Zixia Fairy's husband sang Fu Sui: "Like."

"Only a complete idiot can't see that they are very similar." Su Qing yelled, startling everyone: "Tell me, do they look alike?"

The other guests nodded in agreement.

"Like! It's so similar!"

"Yeah, they have two eyes and one mouth, and even the ups and downs of the chest are exactly the same!"

"This is a pair of twin sisters!"

After all, who wants to admit to being an idiot?

What's more, ugly people are all kinds of strange, but beautiful people have something in common.

So beauties are generally alike.

Sha Wujing began to doubt life, and looked at Bajie stupidly: "Second Senior Brother, do you think it looks like it?"

"Hey - you can't say they are similar, you can only say they are exactly the same." Zhu Bajie had a serious expression on his face.

Su Qing said, "Although your master is not with me, I can take you to find him."

"Do you know where he is?" Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing's eyes lit up instantly.

Su Qing nodded: "Even including your senior brother, I know where he is."

The devil knows where they are at this time.

First, the two thugs for free and then talk about it.

"When will we hit the road?" Zhu Bajie asked.

Su Qing picked up the table and chopsticks: "Let's go after eating, Bajie, if you are really not used to it, how about I ask the boss to give you some pig feed?"

Pig Bajie: "..."

I am a pig, but you are a dog on a horse!

"Daxian, didn't you say you want to realize the value of my life? Why are you going to help them find Tang Sanzang?" Supreme Treasure said in a low voice.

It was clearly on the same table, but Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing couldn't hear it strangely.

Comedy world, can not speak logic.

Su Qing also lowered her voice: "Trick them two fools, don't let the thugs come to the door, don't do it for nothing, then let's go to Chang'an, and let the emperor personally give you the title of the number one bandit in the world, certified by the royal strength, Who in the world would dare not obey?"

"Isn't it saying that I am the number one bandit in the world, can I even sit on the throne? Why should the emperor give me the title? I don't want to rely on others, I want to rely on my hands to achieve my dream!" Zhizunbao said with an inspirational face.

Su Qing was expressionless: "But you are now relying on my hands to achieve your dreams."

For him, of course, it is as simple as possible, as long as he can quickly fulfill his last wish.

Zi Zun Bao sneered and stopped talking.

After drinking and eating, Su Qing and others set out on the road, walking along the stretch of desert in the direction of Chang'an.

Su Qing took out the subwoofer and played a song.

"You carry the burden ~ I lead the horse ~ welcome the sunset and send the sunset away..."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing have a deep sense of substitution.