Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

I took off my pants, but my wife ran away.

What kind of experience is this?

Su Qing said it was very sad!

"Da Xian, why did Fairy Zixia leave?"

Supreme Treasure came up and asked.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also came over.

Su Qing asked, "Where did she fly?"

"Over there!" Everyone pointed in unison.

With a big wave of his hand, Su Qing put the car and tent into the storage ring, and then flew out.

The others looked at each other and followed.

Ten minutes later, everyone suddenly saw a red light reflecting on the horizon, like a special effect of five hairs.

A Guanyin Bodhisattva dressed in white has his feet on a lotus and holds a jade vase with willow branches in his hand.

Su Qing immediately realized that this was the plot of Tang Seng's suicide in exchange for Sun Wukong's survival.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva!" Sha Wujing exclaimed.

Su Qing said: "Go down."

Then everyone landed from the sky and quietly touched a hillside to take a peek.

I saw three people under the hillside.

They are the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang on the ground.

Sun Wukong holds the Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand.

Su Qing gave Zixia the Moonlight Treasure Box before. It must be like in the movie, Qingxia was injured by Sun Wukong after running out and snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box.

Doesn't that mean that Zixia may have been rescued by the Bull Demon King just like the original plot?

According to the original plot, the Bull Demon King will forcibly marry Zixia as his wife, and the Supreme Treasure wears a golden hoop to save Zixia and becomes Monkey King.

It's just that the plot has changed beyond recognition now, and it's up to him to save Zixia.

The Supreme Treasure looked at Sun Wukong with complicated eyes, because that was him, he was Sun Wukong.

And Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing now believe that the Supreme Treasure is really not their big brother.

They wanted to run out to recognize their relatives, but Su Qing stopped them with his eyes: "Look at it and then talk about it."

Don't ask them why they were not spotted by Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Wukong when they hid so close.

Asking is a question that sets the rules of the world.

In the movie, the Supreme Treasure was on a horse and watched from a distance of five meters away from three people, and even Tang Seng ran past him without seeing him.

The rules of this world are very strange.

As long as you are whispering, no one can hear you no matter how close you are.

In the same way, as long as you are peeking, you will not be discovered by others no matter how close you are.

"Monkey King! You bastard! In order to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, he even captured your master Tang Sanzang as a gift! He also invited demons and monsters to a Tang Seng banquet, do you admit it?" Guanyin's tone was cold, and his eyebrows were full of anger. and murder.

This is the most violent and decisive sister of Guanyin in all versions of Guanyin.

"Damn! You chased me for three days and three nights. I won't kill you because you're a woman. Don't think I'm afraid!" Sun Wukong pointed at Guanyin with his golden hoop stick.

Tang Seng, who was meditating on the side, did not have the consciousness of being a meat ticket at all, and opened his eyes: "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"

"Ow~ Shut up!" Sun Wukong looked hideous.

Tang Seng smiled slightly: "You scared me again."

"Sun Wukong! Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime? You also robbed Fairy Zixia's Moonlight Treasure Box, obviously because you wanted to avoid me." Guanyin's expression was always sexual and indifferent.

I am afraid that this disease can only be cured by Chinese medicine Su, who is an old driver and has many years of clinical experience.

Sun Wukong looked at the moonlight treasure box in his hand: "Since I can't avoid it, I will fight to the death with you!"

After speaking, he threw the Moonlight Treasure Box away.

"What are you doing?" Tang Seng got up and picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box: "Wu Kong, you are so naughty, I told you not to throw things around, the Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure, and throwing it around will pollute the environment, What if you hit the children? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants."

Sun Wukong, who was on the verge of collapse, reached out to grab the Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand: "Let go of you."

"What are you doing? You want it, tell me if you want it, how would I know you want it if you don't say it? It's impossible that you don't want it, and it's impossible that you don't want it, I just want it. Here, ah, now I count three, do you want it?" Tang Seng turned on the daily chat mode with a calm expression.

Behind the hillside, Supreme Treasure was stunned. If he was asked to follow this guy to the scriptures, he would rather commit suicide on the spot, and he would still be a bandit incense.

Su Qing only thought Tang Seng's words were funny when watching the movie, but now he just wanted to slap him to death.

"Wow!" Sun Wukong couldn't bear it any longer, and knocked Tang Sanzang to the ground with an elbow.

In an instant, Su Qing, Supreme Treasure and others behind the hillside felt a lot better.

"Wow, hahaha..." Sun Wukong laughed nervously, his body swaying: "Everyone has seen it, this guy is a long talk when he's okay, chirping, like a fly, no, it's like a bunch of Flies are all around you! Fly into your ears, buzzing non-stop."

As he spoke, he dropped the golden hoop, knelt on the ground and covered his ears, shaking his head, with a broken expression: "Help! Help!"

He was still rolling around crazily on the ground, laughing while rolling, like a madman.

Supreme Treasure's face turned white with fright, his previous life had been driven crazy by Tang Sanzang, and the bald donkey wanted him to learn scriptures, it was just wishful thinking!

"Now everyone knows, why did I kill him?" Sun Wukong turned somersaults.

Tang Seng looked calm: "Really?"

"There are so many excuses, you don't want to get the scriptures at all, no matter how you explain it, you can't forgive your actions." Guanyin said coldly.

Tang Seng said: "Sister Guanyin, this is your fault. Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea, and it hasn't become a reality. Even if you want to kill him, you will kill him after he eats me."

"Tang Sanzang, I've heard of your long-winded, but I didn't expect it to be so long-winded. The diamond ring I gave you is for this monkey, why don't you use it?" Guanyin is already angry, but good training makes She can maintain her facial expressions.

Tang Seng sighed: "The size of the diamond ring is too bad, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable when wearing it. Although he is a monkey, he can't treat him like this. The government will tell me after knowing it. For those who abuse small animals, speaking of the diamond circle, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year..."

As Sun Wukong, who was deeply persecuted by Tang Sanzang, he had foreseen it in advance and began to cover his ears.

"That blacksmith is exquisitely crafted, the price is fair, and the old man is innocent. Why don't I introduce him to Sister Guanyin another day, and make another one."

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong and Guanyin Bodhisattva said in unison, reaching out to grab Tang Sanzang's neck at the same time.

"Ah!" Guanyin suddenly realized that something was wrong, and quickly took his hand back: "Sin, sin."

"Now you can feel my pain, answer me!" Sun Wukong smashed the Moonlight Treasure Box at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a look of grievance and anger.

Guanyin flicked his fingers to play a special effect of five hairs, and the moonlight treasure box flew out and landed next to Tang Seng.

Next, as in the movie, Sun Wukong was subdued by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Tang Sanzang was willing to commit suicide in exchange for the chance of Sun Wukong's reincarnation.

As a result, when he committed suicide, he accidentally touched the Moonlight Treasure Box and was sent away by the Moonlight Treasure Box.

The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sent Sun Wukong to be reincarnated five hundred years later: "Monkey King, I hope you will soon realize your master's fearless spirit of sacrificing your life for righteousness, and embark on the road of seeking the Western Classics."

The Supreme Treasure at the back of the hill said that I would not go to learn scriptures unless my brain was kicked by a donkey.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly slapped Su Qing with a palm: "I found out you were sneaking in the dark, come out!"

"Wow!" Su Qing exclaimed.

So many people.

Why only found him alone?

Obviously, he forgot something.

The rules of this world didn't work for him.

So he can hear other people whispering.

When they were hiding and peeking together, others would not be discovered, but of course he would be discovered.