Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"Wu Jing is an honest person, you have become what you are now, how can you bear it." When he left Liusha River, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but complain about Su Qing.

Su Qing said: "I have cultivated an outstanding national entrepreneur, and also solved the problem of the shortage of jobs for the demon clan, and promoted the harmonious coexistence of the two clans and in-depth exchanges. What's wrong?"

"Sophistry." Guanyin said angrily.

It's not good to listen to the secret path. If it goes on like this, Guanyin will become a lady riding on its head.

I hate that I am not a daughter!

I hate that the master doesn't like men even more!

Next, Su Qing came to Gao Lao Zhuang again.

"Dare to ask where the guests come from?"

Xiao Si from Gaofu stepped forward to ask.

"Let me ask you, is your uncle Zhu Wuneng?" Su Qing looked at Xiao Si and asked.

Xiao Si replied, "Exactly, my uncle has been working hard these days to prepare for the exam."

"Huh?" Su Qing and Guanyin were both stunned.

Can Zhu Bajie still read books?

Still riding a horse to take the championship?

Sha Wujing was a businessman, Zhu Bajie was an official, Supreme Treasure was a bandit, and Tang monks were religious.

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The four masters and apprentices are developing in their respective fields, and each has a bright future.

And once they work together, the impact is invincible!

"We are friends of your uncle, take us to Kangkang." Su Qing looked at Xiao Si and said.

Xiao Si knew that his uncle was extraordinary, so his friends were definitely not ordinary, so he brought them into the mansion without reporting to the master.

Going to the backyard, Su Qing saw Zhu Bajie, who had transformed into a human figure, holding a copy of "Abin's Ten Years of Cold Window, the Results Are Not Ideal" through the window.

No wonder he can read books.

Study hard during the day.

Working hard at night?

"Bajie, I didn't expect you to look at Liu Bei!" Su Qing suddenly appeared beside him and scolded.

Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "Da Xian, why are you here, and I won't let my old pig pick you up."

"I just said how can you read the book, I didn't expect to read this." Su Qing was half-smiling.

Zhu Bajie was serious: "Da Xian, you don't know anything, the three volumes have been listed as compulsory questions, so old pig, I am really reviewing my homework!"

Then he pointed to the wall.

Su Qing looked in the direction he pointed.

"Fight for one hundred days of imperial examinations!"

Su Qing: "..."

This reminded him of the college entrance examination.

"Why did you think of the imperial examination?" Su Qing asked, how could an immortal be so boring.

Zhu Bajie said with a high level of consciousness: "Thinking about the days in heaven is boring, I don't want to be a marshal of Tianpeng anymore, my wife and children are very good on the kang head, and by the way, I want to do something practical for the people and realize the life of pigs. self-worth."

"Yes, you have a future, I'm optimistic about you." Su Qing patted him on the shoulder to show her encouragement.

The Journey to the West is already finished. If you think about it carefully, Zhu Bajie and the others are all victims of his scourge. Since even the Journey to the West has failed, Buddhism can't use them now.

And they have no official positions, let alone gods, so I am afraid that Heavenly Court will just allow them to fend for themselves in the lower realm.

After all, for Buddhists, what are the people who have no use value recalled to do?

After having dinner at Gaolaozhuang, Su Qing went on the road and flew to Wuyueshan, the supreme treasure.

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When I came to the vicinity of Wuyue Mountain, I saw a basket placed next to it as soon as I arrived at the boundary monument.

There were two bandits lying there sleeping.

A wooden board is placed next to the frame.

It reads: "In order to rob, all passers-by keep their own money to buy the road, otherwise they will deceive the king."

Yes, this is the ultimate treasure.

Without disturbing the bandits at the foot of the mountain, Su Qing and the others flew directly to the Juyi Hall on the mountain.

There was a noise in the distance.

In the Juyi Hall, the Supreme Treasure was hugging two beauties on the left and right, laughing and betting with his subordinates, taking a sip of wine from time to time.

The day seemed to be very pleasant.

Su Qing walked in with Guanyin and others.

"Pfft-"

The Supreme Treasure sprayed the face of the woman in his arms with a sip of wine, and quickly got up to greet him: "Da Xian."

"How is it? Are you still satisfied? Do you regret giving up on becoming Sun Wukong?" Su Qing asked with a smile.

Supreme Treasure laughed: "Satisfied, I am too satisfied. If I have to fast and pray for 10,000 years, I might as well live like this for decades."

For him, it's a joy to be in the moment.

Su Qing recognized that Le was in the crotch.

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At the same time, Tianting Peach Banquet.

This time the peach feast was very grand.

The Western Heavenly Tathagata Buddha was also invited.

Several months have passed in the world, and not even a day has passed in the sky.

"King Tota arrives—"

"The Buddha from the east is here—"

"The World-Honored One has come—"

As the Tathagata arrived, everyone present stood up one after another to greet him.

"Amitabha, please take your seats."

The Buddha came directly to the Jade Emperor.

Then the Peach Banquet officially started, still the old process, first to enjoy Chang'e dancing.

Tathagata Buddha asked as if chatting, "Did the Jade Emperor ever arrest Fairy Zixia who had descended privately?"

"This matter is handed over to Erlang God, Erlang Zhenjun, where is Fairy Zixia?" the Jade Emperor asked.

In fact, they were not prepared to capture Fairy Zixia at all, otherwise what would happen next?

It's just that acting is acting, but it also needs to be real, so that's why we talk like this.

Erlangshen looked bewildered: "Jade Emperor, Buddha, Zixia Fairy has not been brought back to Lingshan by Guanyin Bodhisattva? He also took the Mountains, Rivers, Sheds and Tai'a swords that Mother Nuwa gave me at your order."

"Guanyin hasn't returned for a long time, and the poor monk did not let her capture Zixia and borrow Tai Ajian and the map of Shanhe Sheji." Tathagata Buddha's face was already a little ugly.

In an instant, the whole place was quiet.

Zhen Yuanzi also realized that something was wrong, got up quickly and said, "Guanyin also said that at the order of the World Honored, I came to Wuzhuang Temple to borrow twelve ginseng fruits."

"Amitabha, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came to the poor monk and borrowed it to listen carefully." Ksitigarbha's face was already very ugly, and he realized that he had been tricked.

Guanyin's operation, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is running away with money.

The Tathagata's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, because all these things were borrowed in his name.

It is equivalent to this debt that he carried!

Because everyone believed in him, they loaned it to Guanyin unsuspectingly because of his face.

If he doesn't pay the debt.

Who will trust him in the future?

So he was very aggrieved, and then began to calculate with his fingers, and his pupils shrank: "The secret is chaotic."

"How could this be!" The Jade Emperor was shocked.

"I hope the Jade Emperor will quickly send people to the lower realms to investigate the matter of Journey to the West." The business of the Tathagata was trembling.

The fattest man in the Three Realms can no longer maintain his ever-changing calm expression.

Journey to the West! This is the chance of the Buddha!

If something goes wrong, there is no place to cry.

The Jade Emperor immediately ordered: "Yang Jian Li Jing, you have asked people to quickly go down to the realm to investigate the matter of the Journey to the West."

"No, the poor monk has to go there in person." The Tathagata Buddha left a sentence and hurriedly went down to the realm.

Everyone's breathing is stagnant. How many years has the Tathagata Buddha not crossed the realm?

Obviously, things are getting bigger.