Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

In the morning, after breakfast, Su Qing went to teach Su Shi his homework, mainly on Marxism-Leninism.

Su Shi was an ordinary person, illiterate and could not understand at all, so Su Qing first gave him enlightenment.

Forcibly stuffed some knowledge into him.

Of course, it can't be stuffed too much, otherwise his thinking will be confused and it will easily turn him into an idiot.

After giving Su Shi a lesson, Su Qing left him to Wu Song and asked Wu Song to teach him how to practice.

The emperor cannot cultivate, otherwise he will collide with the dragon on his body, because it is impossible for the emperor to appear in the world, and that is not a good thing.

For example, Zhao Ji, the faint-hearted prince, if he can live for a thousand years, then the people will not be killed by the scourge?

So Lin Lingsu has been fooling him all the time, teaching him some techniques to strengthen his body and prolong his life.

Su Qing is not ready to make Su Shi the emperor in the future, and the group of true dragons is not given to him.

So he can naturally cultivate.

After throwing Su Shi to Wu Song, Su Qing went to the two girls, Pan Jinlian and Li Shishi.

When they found them, they were feeding goldfish in the garden of Mrs. Liu's house.

The two people in the sun seemed to be filled with a faint halo, like a fairy descending to the earth.

Li Shishi, in particular, looked more dazzling than yesterday, all because Su Qing gave her a few partial cosmetic treatments last night.

Of course, Li Shishi is not an ungrateful woman. In the face of Su Qing's generous gift, she also reciprocates it. It can be seen that she is a very kind person.

"Young Master." Pan Jinlian saw Su Qing coming, and quickly got up and gave him a slight bow.

Li Shishi also followed closely: "Young Master."

Her voice was slightly hoarse.

Since she followed Su Qing, she got this strange disease, alas, I don't know what the cause is.

"Pay attention to your body, look at you, your voice is hoarse all day long, and your speech is weak, you must have caught the cold again." Su Qing blamed.

Li Shishi rolled his eyes: "Yes, thank you for your concern, sir, you should also pay attention to your body, don't stop cultivating because you are addicted to beauty all day long."

"Superficial!" Su Qing shook his head, and said calmly: "Being obsessed with beauty means that this son is cultivating, and this son is training his mind. Only after seeing enough beauty can you face temptation in the future. Be indifferent, but stick to your heart, understand?"

Li Shishi: "…………←_←"

Guess I believe it or not?

Only a fool will believe it!

Li Shishi sneered and looked at Pan Jinlian, only to see that Pan Jinlian was looking at Su Qing in admiration.

Well, there are some fools who will believe it.

"I don't know what advice the young master has come to look for the little girl." Li Shishi changed the subject.

"Advice?" Su Qing looked at her fingers.

Li Shishi turned around with a blushing face: "Bah!"

She was obviously taught by Su Qing a lot.

Su Qing laughed and stopped teasing her. She closed the folding fan and said, "You grew up at the foot of Lingshan Mountain. I want to hear about the gods and Buddhas in the sky."

"What's so good, the gods and Buddhas are just hypocritical people, but their cultivation is higher, and some are not as high as you." Li Shishi pouted.

Su Qing raised her brows: "Hypocrisy? You got the chance to be the Buddha of Joy. How can you talk about hypocrisy behind your back? This is a bad behavior."

"I've helped him too, so I've settled with Huanxi Buddha." Li Shishi argued, and then said: "Since the founding of the Song Dynasty, there have been constant natural disasters, and the people believe in gods. Isn't that hypocritical enough?"

"Actually, I also think they are hypocritical." Su Qing took her into his arms and enjoyed the warm and fragrant nephrite.

Li Shishi closed his beautiful eyes: "They just want to use this method to remind the people of their existence and make the people fear them even more. As for how many people will die in the mortal world, how can they care? It will grow again and continue to provide them with a steady stream of faith."

In the eyes of the gods and Buddhas in the sky, the common people are the leeks that can be harvested, one crop after another.

In this world, gods and Buddhas are the capitalists who oppress and exploit the people the most.

Su Qing, as the 1.5 billionth heir to Shihuiism, has the responsibility and obligation to overthrow the capitalists' exploitation and oppression of the proletariat.

No matter who it is, as long as it oppresses and exploits the proletariat, he cannot stand it.

If it's him, it's when he didn't say it.

…………

In the evening, Liu Mansion was decorated with lanterns.

Zhou Tong dressed in wedding clothes, rode a tall horse, and arrived with dozens of brothers with red faces.

"Your Majesty..." Mrs. Liu came out to greet him.

Zhou Tong hurriedly dismounted: "Old Taishan, you will be my old Taishan from now on, and you are still so polite? Where is my wife? They should wait, Lao Taishan, we will talk later, I will go to the sun first."

After speaking, he opened the old lady Liu directly, and couldn't wait to go straight to the backyard with a big smile.

And the bandits he brought, all ate and drank on the table in the front yard.

But he said that Zhou Tong came to the backyard, easily found the wedding room, and pushed the door in.

"Why doesn't the lady hold the lamp, is it shy? I'm not shy or shy. From now on, you and I will share the same bed. It's a habit. As a husband, I like to light the lamp."

While Zhou Tong was talking, he flicked his fingers, and the candles in the room started to burn.

Then Zhou Tong saw a man in a red dress and a red cover sitting on the bed.

"Why is there only one?" Zhou Tong frowned.

Su Qing said, "My sister is next door."

"So that's the case, good lady, let's hurry up and bridal chamber, don't make your sister wait too long."

Zhou Tong closed the door, pursed his lips, rubbed his hands and rushed towards Su Qing impatiently.

He lifted the cover expectantly.

"what!"

On the spot, she screamed in horror and softened.

Because Su Qing has become like a flower, she picked her nose with one hand and winked: "Xianggong, why did you fall down? Come to the bridal chamber quickly."

While speaking, he got up and approached.

"Don't come, don't come!"

Zhou Tong was so frightened that his gallbladder and liver split open, he roared in panic, and got up and ran out.

Damn old man Liu dared to lie to him.

You can definitely Tuguang Liujiazhuang.

"Want to run? Can you run?"

Su Qing changed back to his true form, extended his right hand infinitely, and grabbed Zhou Tong's shoulder.

Zhou Tong slashed with a backhand palm.

Su Qing squeezed hard.

Click!

Zhou Tong's shoulder shattered directly.

"Ahhhh!"

Zhou Tong let out a shrill scream.

The bandits in the front yard heard it.

"What's the matter? I just heard my brother's voice," said a bandit.

"Mostly my brother made too much noise. After all, there are two beauties like flowers and jade."

"It's very, very, very good. Everyone should eat and drink. We don't need to worry about my brother."

Everyone felt that this was justified, and in a blink of an eye, the scream just now was thrown out of the sky.

Not long after, a man with a **** face and a broken hand stumbled and ran out screaming.

"Catch him! He's stealing!"

Su Qing roared from behind.

He didn't expect Zhou Tong to have a secret technique, so he almost let him run away.

"What a thief! On our big brother's happy day, you came here to make trouble! You should be beaten!"

Hearing Su Qing's words, the bandits were furious.

He swarmed up directly, and punched and kicked the figure whose face was covered in blood while fleeing.