Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"Master, I'm a scholar, do we really want to go to that Xunhuan Temple?" Xu Xian asked.

It's not that he doesn't want to care for those beauties who are too poor to wear clothes, but he's afraid of ghosts!

A group of ghosts occupied the temple of the Buddha and Bodhisattva to open the brothel. From this incident, you can see what the **** is going on in this world.

Smoky, unsightly.

If it was in a prosperous world, these demons and monsters would not be robbing the Buddha's site to open a brothel.

When they came out to eat, they had to be quiet, for fear that they would be killed by the monks and the government.

The general pattern of this world is 70% similar to that in history, but in general it is different.

For example, there is a department in the state of Song called the Prison Suppression Division, which is specially responsible for dealing with demons and ghosts.

How powerful was the former Prison Suppression Secretary, the demons in the world fled as long as they saw the Suppression Suppression Secretary's waist badge.

Even if it's a big demon, he doesn't dare to act too recklessly in the world, and he will still be concerned about the Suppression of Prisons.

But with the demise of the Northern Song Dynasty, there were only three or two rotten fish and rotten shrimp left in the rebuilt prison guards of the Southern Song Dynasty.

Now the official strongest monk in the Southern Song Dynasty is the national teacher, called Pudu Cihang, who is a Buddhist monk, but he is also resigned to the world's demons and monsters.

In addition, the people gave him a bad evaluation, calling him a demon monk, causing chaos in the imperial court, bewitching the emperor's heart, and treacherous officials such as Qin Hui, who were embarrassed by him and acted recklessly.

But all these have nothing to do with Su Qing, he is too lazy to care about the life and death of Zhao Guan's family, and now he just wants to honestly fulfill his last wish, and just live a long worm.

Hearing Xu Xian's words, Su Qing said, "If you don't want to go, go back."

"Thank you, Master, for being considerate to the disciple. The disciple is a scholar and has a great spirit in his chest. He really doesn't want to go to that filthy place." Xu Xian turned around and left.

"Ouch-"

He had barely walked ten steps when a wolf howl could be vaguely heard in the wilderness.

Xu Xian was shocked and suddenly thought, what if he encounters a monster on the way down the mountain?

He quickly turned back and said, "Master, after thinking about it, I still can't let you take the risk alone."

"What a good disciple, I thought you were afraid of meeting wolves." Su Qing patted his shoulder.

Xu Xian sternly said: "How could it be possible, the disciple has a lot of pride in his chest, and he is not afraid of wolves and tigers and leopards... Ah! There are wolves! Master! There are wolves in front of you!"

Before he was finished, he screamed and hid behind Su Qing, pointing to the wolves ahead.

"Rare and strange, never seen a wolf?" The big bad wolf in the lead sneezed and said contemptuously.

Xu Xian was even more frightened: "It's still a wolf demon!"

"You're right, it's the wolf demon." The big bad wolf shook the fur on his body, showed a hideous smile, and said viciously, "You two..."

Suddenly, its voice stopped abruptly.

Not stuck with feathers.

It was a pair of big hands stuck around the neck.

"What happened to the two of us?" Su Qing gently shook the folding fan with one hand and held its neck with the other.

The big bad wolf looked terrified: "You...you two good afternoon, welcome to pass by me."

"It turns out that, so fierce, I thought you were going to eat people." Su Qing said genially.

The big bad wolf shuddered and shook his head like a rattle: "No no no, I quit, I don't believe you smell it, I don't smell human."

"If it weren't for this, you would be dead long ago. Get down and let this young master ride." How can you go to the clubhouse without a mount? If you don't have a Cadillac, use it instead.

The big bad wolf was stunned for a while, and after a while, he clenched his teeth and lay on the ground, raised his **** high, turned his head with tears in his eyes, and said in a trembling voice, "Come one by one, be gentle, I'm afraid of the pain."

Su Qing: "..."

Xu Xian: "..."

What have you been through?

"I'm going to ride on your back." Su Qing felt humiliated and kicked it up.

Will I see a wolf while riding a horse?

And a male wolf?

"Ah!" The big bad wolf heaved a sigh of relief and quickly stood up: "Master, please join the wolf."

Then Su Qing and Xu Xian rode a wolf to the Lanruo Temple deep in the barren mountains.

"What the **** have you been through, why are you sticking your **** up?" Su couldn't help asking.

The big bad wolf had tears in his eyes: "Da Xian, I really don't want to bring up the unbearable past, three people, three! Still riding a horse and not lubricating me!"

Su Qing: "..."

Xu Xian: "..."

Man, cruelty to wild animals.

Also riding a horse is a wheel.

What's the difference between this and a beast?

No, animals are better than them.

After walking for a few minutes, Su Qing suddenly saw a man with a long beard and a sword on his back.

"Fuck! Yan Chixia!"

Su Qing recognized it at a glance.

"You know me?" Yan Chixia turned her head when she heard the sound.

Su Qing cupped his hands and said, "I have heard that Hero Yan is famous for subduing demons and exterminating demons. When Hero Yan appeared here, did he go to Lanruo Temple to exterminate ghosts?"

Yan Chixia coughed twice and lowered her head.

"Except for a fart, an old prostitute. Relying on my cultivator's strong body and quick recovery, I go to Lanruo Temple every three days. I can often meet him on this road. If I can't meet him, then It means that he took the other two paths." The big bad wolf said.

Su Qing was stunned, what the **** happened to this world, Yan Chixia actually prostitutes ghosts.

Yan Chixia blushed: "I don't want to, but it's really cool, brother, you know, brother, I've been killing demons and slaying demons all my life, I've never seen this scene before, I can't stop it, I really can't stop it. !"

"Bah! It's humiliating! Only you people will be tempted. It's like this young master who has read the books of sages and sages." Xu Xian spurned it.

Yan Chixia looked at him with some emotion: "Seeing you, I seem to have seen myself."

"Humph!" Xu Xian looked proud.

Su Qing asked, "Who is the boss of Lanruo Temple? Is it the tree demon grandma? Or is it someone else?"

"The grandmother of the tree demon is just a prostitute. The real boss is the old demon from Montenegro. This is a peerless monster who has been practicing for thousands of years. He used to practice in the underworld, but he was born suddenly for some unknown reason, and then he started doing this." Yan Chixia explained.

Su Qing was a little suspicious that this Montenegrin old demon was pierced by a human soul, otherwise, how could he be so showy.

The dignified monster actually runs the club.

Is this the pursuit of traversers?

Still wearing such a strong identity.

It seems that this year's transmigrators are not very good.

Su Qing asked Xiang Yan Chixia again: "Master Yan, what kind of cultivation is this old black mountain demon?"

"Tianxian, strong and unfathomable, even King Yama wants to give him face, and the underworld is under the control of the Ten Temple, Yama, but only the dead city of the old demon of Montenegro is a family of its own." Yan Chixia said solemnly.

The three walked together, chatting all the way, and arrived at the destination, Lanruo Temple, in a short time.