Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

In the far west, a big mountain stands.

Tathagata Buddha and Jade Emperor are neighbors.

Through hard work, the two obtained the same skin of Sun Wukong's Wuzhishan, a limited-time 90,000-year experience card.

Those who oppress others will eventually be oppressed by others❛‿˂̵✧

"Zi Wei! Let me out! Let me out!"

The Jade Emperor was disheveled and hysterical.

In comparison, Tathagata Buddha is much more stable, with his eyes closed and his mouth constantly reciting the Buddhist scriptures.

"Yo! Isn't this the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata Buddha? We haven't seen each other for a few days, so why are you pulling like that?"

A somewhat underwhelming voice sounded.

Su Qing came over with her arms around the Queen Mother.

What is the husband currently committing ah (backward).

"Bastard! Slut! Adulterer and silver woman!"

The Jade Emperor scolded heartbreakingly with red eyes.

"That's not right, you had to send her to me back then." Su Qing put her arms around the Queen Mother's soft waist and looked at the Jade Emperor jokingly.

The Queen Mother showed a look of intimacy on her face: "Concubine should thank him a lot, otherwise, how could concubine have the opportunity to be with the son."

"Shut up! You bitch! Do you still have any sense of shame?" The Jade Emperor yelled.

The Queen Mother giggled: "Shame? Are you referring to arranging your wife to seduce men?"

The Jade Emperor's face turned blue and white.

He can't wait to kill Taibaijinxing now.

That's the bad idea he had come up with in the first place.

"Your wife is really moist, but unfortunately, with your brother's height, I don't think you can appreciate the beauty of it." Su Qing said with some regret.

Children are their own good.

Wife is a great person.

He Su Qing really has the appearance of Cao Wei's heroism!

The Queen Mother sang and reconciled: "He is still very fast. All the immortals praised him for his diligence and not indulging in beauty, but he didn't know that it was just because he was fast enough to save time."

"This is a virtue, keep it up." Su Qing encouraged the Jade Emperor with admiring eyes.

The Jade Emperor was trembling all over and almost vomited blood.

Seeing this scene, the Tathagata Buddha next to him was very fortunate. Fortunately, he was a monk without a wife.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be miserable today?

How can I watch a show like this.

"Do you think you can sit back and relax without a wife?" Su Qing looked at him and smiled.

The Tathagata Buddha's expression froze, and his heart trembled.

Can he read my heart?

It's heartwarming~

"Namo~ Amitabha."

Accompanied by the sound of Sanskrit resounding across the earth, an old monk with kind eyes and kind eyes in a white cassock came sitting high on a lotus pedestal, followed by a group of Bodhisattvas and Buddhas.

Tathagata widened his eyes.

He put that lotus platform on Lingshan!

Needless to say, it was Fahai on the lotus platform.

Following him was the surviving Buddha.

"The Tathagata, when you see my Buddha, why don't you worship!" Guanyin looked at the Tathagata Buddha and asked.

Tathagata Buddha: "..."

He has already begun to understand the state of mind of the Jade Emperor.

Damn Fahai, robbed his spiritual mountain, occupied his lotus platform, and robbed his followers!

Fahai took out a roasted chicken, held the chicken in his left hand and the wine in his right hand: "Old bald donkey, have you seen it, what are the rules and precepts, that suppresses human nature, this is the way to cultivate the true self, this is Lao Na's Dharma!"

Guanyin and others also took out all kinds of meat and gnawed them, one by one, their mouths were full of oil.

What works above, what works below.

"You...you... actually broke the precepts!" Tathagata Buddha roared with red eyes.

Guanyin wiped his mouth: "That's your precept. It's really wonderful to be greedy for appetite."

"You... you are too vicious!" Tathagata Buddha stared at Su Qing and said through gritted teeth.

He is in a worse mood now than the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was only betrayed by the Taoist companion.

And he is his Tao betrayed.

Su Qing took advantage of his time to open his mouth and shoved a drumstick into his mouth: "Is it fragrant?"

"Humph!" Tathagata Buddha spat out, snorted coldly, and turned his head, not wanting to answer this question.

Su Qing said: "Monks don't lie."

"Fragrance." The Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes and said in a sad tone: "Devil, if you insist on forcing me to eat meat and break my precepts, then I can only do it."

He really wanted to take another lick.

"You think it's beautiful to ride on a horse, I just let you taste it, let you be greedy for 90,000 years, who said that I want to give you meat?" Su Qing sneered.

The corners of Tathagata Buddha's mouth twitched when he heard the words.

What a vicious devil!

"Okay, you two slowly lie down here on the Sun Planet, I wish you a happy rest of your life."

After Su Qing finished speaking, she hugged the Queen Mother and left with a laugh. In the sight of the Jade Emperor, Su Qing's hand on the Queen Mother's waist slipped down a few centimeters.

puff-

He couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood.

………………

Qiantang County.

Su Qing passed several exercises to Xu Xian.

It's all about bodybuilding.

The nine-turn golden body art was also taught to Xu Xian.

The gentle and elegant Xu Xian doesn't quite fit his aesthetic. He wants to make Xu Xian a big muscle tyrant!

"Master, are you leaving?"

Xu Xian seemed to have a hunch.

Su Qing nodded and boasted shamelessly: "Yes, my teacher has reached the top of this world, and this world can no longer hold such an awesome me, I have to go to other worlds."

"Master, don't worry, the disciple must practice hard and try to see the master again!" Xu Xian's face was full of admiration.

It turned out that the master was even more powerful than the Ziwei Emperor after the breakthrough. It was really too strong.

Su Qing showed a gratified smile: "It's good for you to have this mentality. My cultivator does not have invincible resources, but also has an invincible heart, in order to move forward indomitably, overcome obstacles and fight for the front."

Summary: It doesn't matter whether you have that ability or not, but as long as you shamelessly think you have it.

"Yes, master." Xu Xian got up, knelt on the ground and respectfully kowtowed three times to Su Qing.

Su Qing waved: "You go."

Xu Xian picked up the storage bag and left the White House.

"Are you really going to fly?"

Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing, and the Queen Mother looked at Su Qing with some panting and uneasy.

Su Qing said: "Flying ass, it's just breaking the world and going to another world. I was just inspiring him. Young people need encouragement and motivation."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, because they couldn't take them away if they ascended.

Su Qing stayed in this world for another half a year.

The cultivation base has broken through to the middle stage of Jinxian.

Then they left with Bai Suzhen and the three of them.

After he left, the Lingshan under the command of Fa Hai was full of five poisons and became smoky, and was ordered by Emperor Ziwei to restrain the virtues of all monks.

And the old demon of Montenegro stole the authority of the underworld and proclaimed himself Yin Emperor, um, a good name.

Xu Xian worked hard to cultivate, and his brother-in-law was promoted all the way, and became a military general in the court town.

Decades later, when the Jin Bing went south, Xu Xian walked around the world and killed thieves with his sword. He was known as the Sword Immortal.

Su Qing is gone, the world has not changed drastically because of his departure.

Still running smoothly.

It's just that the master of this world, Emperor Ziwei, appears less and less time.

Nobody knew what he was doing.