Urban Super Dude

Dad, I mainly want to collect the body for you.

? ? ?

Su Yang was stunned, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Damn it.

You are truly a filial son of China.

"Dad."

Su Xinghe said with added jealousy: "A few days ago, my mother and little sister returned to Jiufeng Mountain in southern Anhui and brought back the news that you died. You don't know, I am so happy..."

"Huh?" Su Yang frowned.

"Ah tui, no, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."

Su Xinghe quickly changed his words and said with a sad face: "I'm so sad. I don't think about food or tea. My kidneys hurt when I think about you. I dream about you every day."

"As your son, dad, it is my responsibility to collect your body. The five thousand years of Chinese virtues cannot be lost, so I sneaked out of Jiufeng Mountain and came to Jiangbei."

Su Xinghe continued: "I thought, if you haven't been cremated, I would bury you, which would be regarded as my filial piety to you."

"But who knows, you are not dead. Dad, what is going on?"

Su Xinghe asked in confusion: "Why do mom and Youyou both think you are dead?"

Su Yang paused for a moment and then reacted.

That night, I was injured so badly that there was almost no chance of treatment.

It is estimated that after Qian Shanxue arrived, he saw that he was on the verge of death and concluded that there was no cure for him, so he left Jiangbei with Yuyou heartbroken.

Damn it.

How could I have overlooked this.

Su Yang gave a wry smile and looked very remorseful.

"Hey, Dad, you said that because of this, I can't collect the body for you."

At this moment, Su Xinghe said with regret on his face: "I was ready to cry loudly in front of your grave. It's a pity, it's a pity."

"It's a pity for you, uncle."

Su Yang had a dark face and gave Su Xinghe a hard time, then said, "Shut up, I want to call your mother."

"Hiss, dad, tiger poison cannot eat its seeds, you are too harsh, you want to beat me to death."

Su Xinghe grimaced in pain and was about to continue to complain, but with a look from Su Yang, he calmed down.

Subsequently.

Su Yang took out his mobile phone and dialed Qian Shanxue's number. After a few seconds, the call was connected.

Qianshanxue is Jiang Xueer.

Su Yang didn't know how to face Jiang Xue'er. After thinking for a while, he slowly said: "Xue'er."

"dad!"

Unexpectedly, Su Youyou's surprised voice came from the other side of the phone: "Are you daddy!"

"long."

Su Yang reacted and smiled softly: "My good daughter, it's me, can't you even recognize your father's voice?"

"dad!!"

Su Youyou cried with joy: "Wow, it's really you. Mom said you are dead. Youyou is so sad!"

"Dad is not dead. Your mother made a mistake that day." Su Yang explained with a smile: "Now dad's injury is completely healed."

"great!"

Su Youyou was ecstatic and said excitedly: "Dad, Youyou thought you were dead. It's great that you are fine. Youyou's father is still alive, la la la."

"Okay Youyou, where's your mother? Let her answer the phone. Dad has something to tell her." Su Yang said softly.

"Mom went to Jiufeng Hall. She is very busy every day and usually doesn't come back until evening."

Su Youyou responded: "And mom doesn't like to carry mobile phones. I was watching Peppa Pig on my mom's mobile phone just now."

"Oh well."

Su Yang smiled and said: "When your mother comes back, you tell her that your father is still alive. It's best for her to call me back."

"Uh-huh."

Su Youyou nodded crazily, then suddenly thought of something, and asked: "By the way, dad, my brother sent me a photo a few days ago. It seemed to be taken in the room where I used to live. He went to the riverside Are you in the villa? Have you seen him?"

"Is the younger brother you are talking about Su Xinghe?" Su Yang asked.

"Yeah, it's him."

"Yes, he is right next to me." Su Yang smiled.

"Dad, that guy Su Xinghe, you must teach him a lesson. He doesn't have you in his heart at all. After knowing that you were dead, he said that it was just right for you to die, and he also said that you are not worthy of being his father..."

On the phone, Su Youyou was making a small report about Su Xinghe's evil deeds.

"younger sister!"

Su Xinghe next to him was so frightened that he peed, his face changed drastically, he jumped up and snatched Su Yang's mobile phone, and then gritted his teeth and said: "What are you talking about? In my mind, dad is a tall and majestic god, whose majesty cannot be violated!"

"Tsk, Su Xinghe, why are you pretending? Dad won't believe you."

Su Youyou curled her lips and said fiercely: "Also, I am the elder sister, the elder sister!"

"You are the younger sister and I am the older brother, Su Youyou. In front of dad, don't try to overpower me." Su Xinghe gritted his teeth.

"Hmm, you want to be beaten again, right? Believe it or not, I'll deal with you?" Su Youyou threatened.

Su Xinghe looked at the phone and said with a smile that said he wanted to be spanked: "Yes, I really want to be spanked. My body is very itchy now and I feel uncomfortable all over. Hehe, it's a pity that you can't be spanked. I can't spank you."

As he said that, Su Xinghe made a face and stuck out his tongue. He really... deserved a beating.

state!

Su Yang couldn't bear it any longer, so he raised his hand and hit Su Xinghe so hard that his brain collapsed.

"It hurts, Dad!"

Su Xinghe was stunned. He covered his head and asked, "Why did you hit me?"

"Don't you feel uncomfortable all over and want to be beaten?"

Su Yang smiled and said, "As a father, I feel it is necessary for me to fulfill your wish."

"I……"

Su Xinghe was about to cry but said without tears: "Brother, you don't understand good words, do you? Do you think I really want to be beaten?"

"Who are you calling big brother?"

When Su Yang heard this, he raised his hand, with his index finger bent, and his face looked threatening.

"Ahem, I didn't say anything."

Su Xinghe hurriedly returned the phone to Su Yang and stood aside without saying a word.

Su Yang took the phone and chatted with Su Youyou in a gentle voice, always with a gentle smile on his face.

In this way, the two chatted for more than ten minutes, and the atmosphere was particularly harmonious. Su Yang's face almost had wrinkles from laughter.

"Yuyou, you wait in Wannan. When dad handles things here, he will pick you and mom up to Jiangbei. Our family will never be separated by then." Su Yang promised.

"Yeah, dad, Yoyo and mom are waiting for you!" Su Youyou nodded happily.

Immediately afterwards.

Su Yang hung up the phone and his eyes fell on Su Xinghe. The smile on his face disappeared instantly and was replaced by seriousness.

"Fuck."

Su Xinghe's face darkened, and he muttered: "Dad, your face changes too quickly."

"When I called Su Youyou, her face was full of doting, but when facing me, she had a straight face. What, I owe you money?"