Urban Villain: I Am The System Provider

After seeing the person lying on the ground, Lin Fan vaguely felt a bad feeling in his heart.

This... a lump, is it five meters away from him?

It seems almost?

wrong!

Definitely more than five meters, definitely five meters away.

Lin Fan couldn't help comforting himself.

how is this possible?

It's definitely impossible for the system to trick him.

Let him lick a 300-pound fat woman? Might as well let him die!

Even if he starved to death, jumped off a building and fell to his death, he would not be able to lick such a dinosaur!!!

He is a cultivator who will become an immortal in the future.

"Dip! The host has discovered the target - Aunt Wang!

The next second, a red frame appeared in front of Lin Fan's eyes.

Look through the red frame.

Inside the red frame is a person lying on the ground, and on her head is written the two characters 'Aunt Wang'.

Because the woman is too large, it can't even fit her in the frame.

Lin Fan couldn't help swallowing, he seemed to have understood something.

"Di! The system releases the main task! 99

"The main task of the system is to kill a thousand people"

"Task Item "097": Successfully licked 1,000 women"

"Quest Reward: The Power of Returning to the Void Earth Immortal"

When he saw the main mission, Lin Fan instantly became excited.

Return to Void Earth Immortal?

When he was cultivating in the abyss cave mansion, he was naturally very clear about the division of true cultivation power.

Build Foundation, Jindan, Yuan Ying, Spirit Transformation, Mahayana, Transcend Tribulation, Return to Void!

Returning to the void is the earth immortal. It is said that the earth immortal can not only traverse the void, but also point the sword to the sky, and his life span has reached a terrifying thousand years!

Throughout the ages, few people have been able to cultivate into the Void Return Realm.

Even if he accepted the inheritance of the owner of the cave, Tian Aolong, at his peak, he was only in the realm of becoming a god.

In fact, Lin Fan's goal is not very grand, he just wants to catch up with his titular master.

In this Dharma-Ending Era, he didn't dare Xiaoxiang to become a Void Returning Earth Immortal at all.

But now... his system can actually directly reward his Earth Immortal cultivation?

This shocked him greatly.

If he could become an Earth Immortal, would the Mo family be considered a fart?

He directly swung a sword, and he could raze the Mo family to the ground from thousands of miles away!

That level of powerhouse is truly invincible, and nuclear bombs may not be able to cause damage to them.

Now, just lick enough 1000 women to complete this main quest?

Lin Fan's mind gradually became alive.

"Dip! Start posting side quests now!

"Dip! Side quest - Gentle Auntie Wang"

"Successfully attacking Aunt Wang, obtaining all the dog licking points on her body, you can complete the side quest, the current progress: Aunt Wang 0%"

"Task reward: 2000 dog licking points.

Lin Fan:

Does this system really allow itself to lick this 300-pound fat man?

Lin Fan looked at the lump on the ground again, and suddenly felt his heart throbbing, a kind of creepy feeling, even fear.

But 2000 dog licking value?

Enough for him to draw 20 rewards.

Thinking of the sky-defying rewards in the system prize pool, he was a little moved.

20 draws should be able to draw a lot of good things, right?

"Dip! Temporary mission - Rescue Aunt Wang"

"The host needs to rescue Aunt Wang"

"Option 1: Give Aunt Wang artificial respiration and reward 200 dog licking points

Option 2: Give Aunt Wang a chest compression to resuscitate the heart and lungs, and reward 100 dog licking points"

Lin Fan:

Looking at the two options in front of him, Lin Fan fell into deep thought.

After thinking for a while, Lin Fan said:

"System, is there a third option?

System: "If no choice is made for more than a minute, the system will obliterate the host!

When Lin Fan heard this, his whole body instantly shuddered.

When the time is up and I don't make a choice, will the system kill me?

As for the system, he believed it unconditionally. After all, there was no need for the system to deceive him.

Make your choice in a minute!

Artificial respiration or chest compressions?

Lin Fan glanced at Aunt Wang's fat lips, and immediately felt nauseous.

Artificial respiration is impossible, he would rather die than artificial respiration, it is more uncomfortable than death!

Only one chest compression remains.

Looking at the thick fat, although my heart is still disgusting, but it can be held back!

Silently in my heart: "I choose option two!"

System: "Drip! Congratulations on your choice, please complete the task within five minutes"

Looking at the dying people on the ground, Lin Fan knew that his time was running out.

Had to walk forward slowly.

Resist the nausea in my heart.

five minutes later...

The fat woman on the ground slowly woke up and regained some consciousness.

The surrounding people suddenly exclaimed.

"Alive! Alive! This beggar actually saved this woman?"

"What the hell? Is that a woman? So much fat, I can't tell the difference between men and women!"

"You're too much, people are also patients after all."

"This little beggar is really a good person. I thought this woman was dead."

Hearing the praise coming from his ears, Lin Fan was not very excited, nor did he feel the refreshing feeling after pretending to be forced.

God knows what happened to him just now!

The whole person collapsed the whole time!

During cardiopulmonary resuscitation, he felt that he was not pressing human flesh at all, but a large piece of grease.

Disgusting he wanted to vomit.

"Dip! The host completes the temporary task and gets 100 dog licking points.

Lin Fan couldn't help feeling overjoyed when he heard the system prompt.

It was a little consolation for him.

Lin Fan is not a hamster party like Mo Yanfeng, and the dog licking he got was worth it immediately.

Mind silently!

"System, lottery draw!

System: "Congratulations to the host for consuming 100 dog licking points for a lottery draw"

"Dip! Congratulations to the host for winning the lottery: thank you for your patronage!

Lin Fan:

Thank you TM for your patronage!

What are you congratulating me for not drawing anything? Are you mocking me?

Lin Fan suddenly felt that the whole world was full of malice..

Suddenly, he felt a gust of wind blowing behind him, and even gave him goosebumps.

Look around!

The woman surrounded by the red frame actually got up, with a hint of 'shyness' on her chubby face, staring at herself 'emotionally'.

Lin Fan felt a creepy feeling when he saw it.

The next moment, the woman rushed towards him.

Although he is a master at the Foundation Establishment stage, he is still a little stunned.

It was this moment of daze that made him lose the chance to escape.

The whole person was hugged into his arms.

Lin Fan felt as if his whole body was wrapped in a mass of greasy fat.

Breathing a little hard.

My heart is on the verge of collapse.

There was a voice in the ear.

"Savior, you are my savior!

How could Lin Fan tolerate such a big ugly man coming into contact with him so closely?

I just wanted to use my internal strength to shake this woman out.

but!

"Dip! The system releases a temporary task - into the arms of Aunt Wang!"

"Option 1: Let Aunt Wang hug her for three minutes, and shyly say to her: Bao, I saved you, and you will be mine in the future.

Option 2: Let Aunt Wang hug her for a minute and say affectionately to her: You are so cute"

Lin Fan's body trembled when he heard the temporary task announced by the system.

I *you**!

What garbage system?

Now that he has figured it out, this system may be to manipulate his own mentality, to torture himself!

"Dip! Attention, host, you still have 30 seconds to choose 4.1!

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed when he heard the words.

Although he is now full of disgust for this system, the system is after all a system, a high-level product!

And he was just an ordinary cultivator, wouldn't it be too easy for the system to crush him to death?

It seems that the only thing left is to succumb to the system's prostitution.

He can't die!

He still has a big revenge to avenge, Mo Yanfeng is not dead, how can he die first?

Once under the abyss of Hantan, he looked up at the full moon countless times, and swore in his heart that he would kill Mo Yanfeng himself after going out!

"System! Can you explain it to me? The dog licking system won't let me lick this disgusting woman in the future, will it?

System: "Di! Of course not, this system is used to starting in purgatory mode, and only a host who can withstand high pressure can truly appreciate the true beauty of the dog licking system.

Lin Fan: "You mean that I will only lick high-quality girls in the future?"

The system paused for a while, and then replied: "That's right! In the future, the host will always lick: high quality. girl"

Hmm! The quality is very high, and the system never lies!.