Urban Villain: I Am The System Provider

The system issued a task to Lin Fan - Aunt Wang's Spring.

The first option asks him to pick up Aunt Wang's "beautiful body" and call out affectionately: Come with me

The second option requires him to shout out his love for Aunt Wang, kneel down on one knee, and express your love for Aunt Wang to everyone.

This time, the rewards were all 500 points, regardless of priority, which gave him a heavy burden.

The 500 licking value is a lot more than the previous two options!

If he can get the 500 licking points, he will have 600 licking points in his hand, and he can draw six prizes.

Of course, he had to take this 500 licking dog value!

If you don't do the task, you will die.

What a fool.

He needs to choose one of the two equally pitiful options that is slightly less pitiful to him.

It's hard to do!

Lin Fan looked at the people around him, all of them were looking at himself, and suddenly had the urge to scold his mother.

Nima's!

Look at Nima, when I become a Void Returning Earth Immortal, I will chop all of you to death with a sword!

Vaguely, he also heard the voices of discussion from the crowd, pointing at him.

"Hey! This beggar is so miserable, after saving people, he is still cheated on by this fat woman.

"This beggar is a good man, he is obviously poor, but he can't see the suffering of the world, hey!

"Who said it wasn't? Xiao Yin is hidden in the mountains, and Da Yin is hidden in the world. This beggar is a master at a glance!"

Eh?

Lin Fan was a little stunned, is he so good?

These people made him a little embarrassed.

But on second thought he understood.

As the son of destiny, he must be full of force wherever he goes, and it is natural for these people to worship him.

"Hey! This fat woman looks really annoying, and it makes me feel sick."

"That's it! Who can marry her! Has no one accepted her? Eliminate one evil for the majority of men! 35

"I think this fat woman is very interested in this beggar. If this beggar can form a pair, it will be a good thing!" Someone joked.

But then the topic took a turn for the worse.

"You're right, this guy has turned into a beggar, so why don't we get rid of it for us! It's a good thing to take this fat woman away."

"No! He did two good things, and he saved the fat woman!

"Young man, you are also wrong, if the beggar can really marry the 'beautiful' Miss Piggy, and it will be a blessing for the vast majority of us men, it will be an immeasurable merit! 35

"It's really different when an expert speaks!

Lin Fan: "..."

Listening to the gradually becoming crooked words, it seemed as if a knife had been stabbed in his heart once again.

"Dip! The host has the last 20 seconds of thinking time, please make a quick judgment. If the host still does not make a choice after the time is up, the system will ruthlessly obliterate the host!"

obliterate...

Lin Fan is now scared when he hears the system prompt.

Either give him dreadful temporary assignments, or kill him.

Under such high pressure, his expression was always tense.

How to do how to do?

Which one to choose?

Hand or mouth?

After thinking for a long time, he finally made a decision.

Choose the second option!

Shut up!

He needs to shout out his love for Aunt Wang, kneel down on one knee, and express his love for Aunt Wang to everyone.

Although it is very social, it is better than holding that fat meat.

"System! I choose the second option~.!

"Dip! Congratulations to the host for making the choice, please complete the corresponding task within five minutes, the system will give the host a huge punishment for overdue!"9

Huge punishment?

Lin Fan's body trembled slightly.

It sounds scary.

There were more and more people around, and Lin Fan knew that he had to take action.

This task cannot be accomplished in an hour and a half.

Get down on one knee and express your love for this fat woman! And shout it out so that everyone present can feel it.

Gritting his teeth fiercely, he secretly said in his heart:

"After he gets through this wave of tasks, he will definitely kill this fat fat woman! And these onlookers, don't even think about running away, he has already remembered the faces of the onlookers."

The long pain is not as good as the short pain, he gritted his teeth fiercely, turned around and knelt down on one knee behind him.

The moment he knelt down, he felt that his future life was dimmed.

As a cultivator at the foundation-building stage, he actually knelt down to a dead fat pig?

How will others see him in the future?

His kneeling immediately startled Aunt Wang in front of her.

Of course, what was even more shocking were the onlookers who were eating melons.

"Fuck, why did this guy kneel down?"

Huang Mao Lao Liu's face was full of greetings, and everyone in the live broadcast room also began to speculate.

"I guess he fell down because his legs were weak!

"I guess he is soft-mouthed and wants to eat soft rice! After all, he is a beggar and wants to befriend a rich woman!"

"I scan your code! How could my code brother be next to a rich woman?"

"Just talk when you talk upstairs, can you stop cursing? Don't think that I can't hear you if you learn and use it!""

Just as everyone was discussing, Lin Fan's voice came out.

"I fell in love with this young lady at first sight. I couldn't help but fall in love with you since I rescued you just now!"

Lin Fan spoke very fast, and he finished a sentence in less than three seconds.

In his opinion, as long as he speaks fast enough, these people can't hear what he is saying.

Sure enough, the onlookers were dumbfounded.

"What did this guy beep just now?"

"Is his mouth on fire? Why is he talking so fast? I didn't hear it, so I just finished."

Humph!

A disdainful smile appeared on the corner of Lin Fan's mouth, but the system's notification sound was delayed.

"System? Didn't I complete the task? Didn't I shout it out? It's time to end it!

"Host, please don't take chances, you have to let everyone present feel your love for Aunt Wang!

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment.

#......

Although the onlookers didn't hear it clearly, Aunt Wang, who was beside Lin Fan, could hear it clearly.

Immediately, I couldn't be more excited.

God! Someone liked him? Someone confessed to her! She was so moved.

He directly gave Lin Fan a big bear hug.

Excited.

But it was pushed away by Lin Fan.

Just listen to Lin Fan's righteous words:

"I fell in love with this young lady at first sight. I couldn't help falling in love with you since I rescued you just now!"

This time he slowed down his speech and even pointed at the fat woman beside him.

I tried my best to control my facial expressions, trying to make myself as expressive as possible.

As soon as these words came out, a large number of people were shocked.

shit!

what did they hear?

what did they see?

The crowd exploded at once.

Huang Mao Lao Liu's live broadcast room also exploded.

"I'm blind! Brother Ma, aren't you very cold?"

"What's your name? That's a warrior! That's a benefactor! He sacrificed himself and benefited the majority of male compatriots!"

"`" I don't see that Brother Ma has a very heavy taste. This fat woman is probably heavier than the old sow slaughtered in my family during the Chinese New Year! 55

"Thinking too much upstairs, the sow is not as heavy as her!

The fat woman who had been pushed away was still a little sad, but when she heard Lin Fan's words, she instantly recovered.

A smile appeared on his fat face.

This man really liked himself, and he said it again for fear that others might not hear it, so he repeated it again.

Lin Fan, who was kneeling on one knee, had no face at all at this moment.

"System! Mission... Complete?"

System: "Di! Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task, and reward you with 500 dog licking points. 99

Although he got 500 dog licking points, Lin Fan didn't have any joy in his heart.

At this moment, he wanted to die by himself.

Then the system suddenly sounded!

"Host, please don't be discouraged, the past can't be saved, the future can be changed, you have to believe in the future!

Lin Fan shook his head with a wry smile as he listened to the poisonous chicken soup that the system gave him.

He has no face now.

"Dip! Host, look quickly, Aunt Wang has been attacked by 50% of you. With persistent efforts, you can successfully reach the first target."

Lin Fan looked at the panel.

Target: Aunt Wang

Progress: 50%

Possess licking value: 600

Already halfway through?

Does that mean it's not over yet?

Suddenly Lin Fan (Nuo Zhao) had the urge to cry.

Aunt Wang excitedly accepted Lin Fan's 'confession'! She couldn't help nodding her head.

Pulling up Lin Fan's arm, he wanted to leave.

"Sister will take you out of here, sister will give you good food and drink, see how thin you are, and sister will raise you!

Lin Fan:

Who wants you to take care of?

Still sister?

You can be my mom!

But just as Lin Fan was about to break free, the system gave him a reminder again. This time, he did not issue a mission, but only warned him.

"Long pain is worse than short pain. The target is hard to find. If you find a target, you must hurry up and attack. Now is a good time to attack."

Affected by the system, Lin Fan finally gave up struggling.

The onlookers were speechless for a while.

"Hehe~ A beggar with a fat woman? It's the first time I've seen it!"

"Just this kind of fat woman! I can't let her touch me if I die"

"That's right, this woman looks too nauseated.

Following everyone's gaze, the fat woman pulled Lin Fan into the vicinity of a Rolls-Royce.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the fat woman pulled Lin Fan into the car.

"Gudong~" I don't know who swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"I~ I think this 300-pound beauty is quite plump and fits my taste..." A man said with a smile, scratching his head.

"If I knew I would go on, I just learned a little first aid...".