Valley Emperor

Someone woke Li Xuan early the next morning, and then treated him like a drama actor, smeared a lot of things on his face, and made him wear the embroidered dress that he couldn't tell whether it was a dragon or a snake. yellow robe.

After they were dressed, they saw that Liu Bagou, Butcher Chen, Fang Dongquan and other leaders in the bandit den were already waiting, and these people were all dressed in new clothes, even the tattered Taoist robe on Liu Bagou's body. Also patched.

Originally, Liu Bagou's robe was not only outdated, but also the cuffs were torn into strips, but now it has been mended with rags, but the robes that have been patched in small steps look a little unsightly.

The clothes of other people are much better. For example, Fang Dongquan, the bandit leader, is wearing a brocade robe that he grabbed from nowhere, but the brocade robe is obviously ill-fitting, so that it is a little loose on him, and it is a hot day. Also put on a fur coat, not afraid of heat rash.

After seeing Li Xuan come out, Liu Bagou, who was standing at the head of the crowd, immediately stepped forward: "Your Majesty, today is a day of great joy. The ministers congratulate Your Majesty!"

After these two days of adjustment, Li Xuan doesn't care about what they call him emperor or majesty. Anyway, he is determined to pay attention now, and he will escape from here in two days, leaving Liu Bagou and Fang Dongquan to play by themselves. go.

He waved his hand and said something flat.

Now that he has decided to play a scene with them, even if he feels uncomfortable, Li Xuan still plays his role as the emperor of the valley. Otherwise, who knows what Liu Bagou will do, maybe he will. Pulling Li Xuan to spray a lot of etiquette, honor and inferiority, the way of the ruler and the minister.

After this meeting, Liu Bagou transformed from the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty into a ceremonial official and many other roles, instructing Fang Dongquan and others who did not know the characters to hold many wedding matters.

During this process, Li Xuan was inevitably going to be a puppet, running around as the protagonist of the marriage, such as worshipping ancestors, and then going to visit Madam Bai, and even Li Erbi and the others created a wooden platform to act as the Temple of Heaven, so that Li Xuan came to a special ceremony of "Sacrificing to Heaven".

In this nondescript ceremony, Li Xuan was what Liu Bagou said, and he did what he did. It was as if the person who got married today was not him, and the whole process was expressionless.

And Mrs. Bai also watched with a cold eye, and there was no joy in her son's marriage at all. If it wasn't for Bai Yunqi, she would have sprayed Liu Bagou's head again.

On the contrary, Li Xuan's younger sister, Princess Huichen, was very happy. She liked to be lively and ran around. When she was happy, she even played the game of marriage with a few children in the bandit den.

Relying on a body of more than 100 pounds of fat, she forced a handsome little boy to be her husband, and even kissed someone's face full of saliva, causing the little boy to cry, and ran back to his mother's side. , Life is not willing to come out and play with Hui Chen again.

This little brat still doesn't know that the rebellion he's playing is to punish the nine clans, and it's a lot of fun to play so lively now.

It was Miss Dong's expression that surprised him. When the wedding party consisting of a group of bandits arrived at the wooden house where she lived, there was no uproar as Li Xuan had expected. The humble bamboo sedan chair quietly got on the ground.

On the other hand, the maid next to her was crying, with a look of grievance on her face. A strong old woman wanted to teach her to stop crying, but the little maid immediately showed a set of white and neat teeth.

The old woman couldn't help shivering when she saw the teeth. This maid is a dog. She was just bitten by this little maid two days ago, and it still hurts now.

So I couldn't help but give up my plan to go up and scold, as if the crying little girl didn't exist.

Seeing this scene, Li Xuan, who was riding on a short donkey, was somewhat confused about what Miss Dong was thinking.

Yesterday, although this Miss Dong didn't talk much, Li Xuan could see determination in her eyes. It was a determination that she would rather die than follow. Li Xuan was worried about her seeking death.

How come after one night, this Miss Dong has become a delicate and easy-to-be-pushed little daughter-in-law, with a submissive appearance?

Intuition told Li Xuan that there must be some reason behind this incident that he did not know.

It's just that Miss Dong now has a red scarf to cover her head, so he couldn't see the expression on her face clearly, so he couldn't guess what she was thinking at the moment, and he couldn't even ask her directly in front of everyone's eyes.

So he could only continue to ride on the donkey with a stomach full of doubts, and then let others lead him forward.

After wandering around the small valley, the simple Dahonghua Bridge soon arrived at the wooden house where Li Xuan lived, and then followed the traditional wedding procedures such as the worship hall.

However, in addition to these traditional wedding procedures, there are some nondescript things, such as a ceremony to establish Miss Dong as the queen.

This canonization ceremony was simpler than the ceremony of Li Xuan's enthronement a few days ago. I saw Liu Bagou holding a piece of paper that he did not know torn from the book, and after reading the few words written on it, he announced the canonization ceremony. Finish.

Overall, this big wedding ceremony is different from the traditional wedding in Li Xuan's impression, and it is also different from the ancient royal wedding ceremony. It is a mixture of the two, and it can even be said to be a nondescript ceremony.

This is not to blame for Liu Bagou and the others. The dynasty, which is like a child's play, can set up a wooden platform for the day, and they also know that it is not easy to carry out the establishment ceremony.

During this process, Li Xuan didn't say a word or expression, and consciously regarded himself as a puppet. Liu Bagou and the others said what he would do.

After the various procedures outside were completed, the sky was already completely dark. Liu Bagou and the others were already drinking and eating meat outside, but Li Xuan's business was not over yet.

At this moment, he was sent to the bridal chamber.

There were several oil lamps lit in the room. Although the light of the oil lamps was dim, the dim light reflected on Miss Dong, who was sitting beside the bed and wearing a red wedding dress, showed a different color.

When a woman beside him handed him a small wooden stick, he took it and used a wooden root to lift her red hijab.

When the red hijab was raised, he happened to see Miss Dong raising her head slightly. Under the dim light, her delicate face was as jade-like and like a pink doll, which made people want to pinch.

The eyes of the two were intertwined in the air, and they collided, and then dazzling sparks burst out, making Li Xuan a little dazed for a while.

Because he has seen this look once!

In a previous life, he went shopping with the girl at the front desk. He inadvertently looked at the girls in miniskirts passing by on the street, and he swallowed his saliva. Then the girl at the front desk pouted and stared at Li with the same eyes as Miss Dong. Xuan Kan, he also made a gesture of opening and closing scissors in his hand, which means: If you look at other women, I will use scissors to smash the things under you!

And this Miss Dong in front of her, although she didn't make any gestures, but this kind of gaze, which makes people shudder, is so obvious that it's hard for Li Xuan to not see it.

If it were another occasion, she would probably say: If you dare to mess around, I will kill you.

Fortunately, there were still people beside him, so the man and the woman just glanced at each other slightly. Li Xuan turned his eyes away when he realized that something was wrong.

After drinking the Hexi wine, Li Xuan could feel that Miss Dong was getting more and more nervous, her teeth bit her red lips lightly, her little hands tightly entangled with each other, turning pale.

At this moment, the woman who had been waiting for the consecration ceremony had already retreated out of nowhere and closed the door.

At this moment, Li Xuan was also a little embarrassed, and immediately wanted to stand up.

It's just that Li Xuan just stood up, this Miss Dong seemed to be frightened, got up in a panic, and stepped back, but she was a little anxious when she retreated, and if she didn't stand still, she fell with an 'ah', and her left palm was scraped on the ground. skin.

It's just that after the fall, she didn't seem to know the pain. She raised her left hand with traces of blood in front of her, and said with panic on her face, "What do you want to do?"

Li Xuan was speechless, then pointed to her hand and said, "You're bleeding!"