Vampire's Slice Of Life



Dennis complained while Mu Mu nodded in agreement.

Lith and Ralph nodded in agreement while Ralph's colorful red parrot Sky said:

"Krr! Krr! Dennis deserved it!"

"The fuck!?" Dennis was stupefied.

Lith and Ren too were amused by a talking parrot.

Ralph flicked the parrot's beak gently and said, "not in public."

"Krr! Sorry!" The parrot answered.

Dennis, pointing at Sky, said to Ralph, "what have you been teaching to him?"

Ralph, with a neutral face, answered, "Nothing. I let him experience your lifestyle for a year and this is the result of it."

"You what?" Dennis was surprised.

"Remember the ranked match you were playing six months back on Rainbow nine?" Ralph asked.

"Yeah?" Dennis said, unsure about it because he has been playing that game for almost two years now.

"Yeah. Remember being beaten by SkyRebel77210?"

Dennis squinted his brows. Something didn't feel right, he was having a feeling. Still, he said, "…yeah?"

Ralph pointed at his parrot. "It was him. You got beaten by a parrot."

"…"

"Pfft…"

"MOoohuhuhuuuooooOoooO!" 

Lith and Mu Mu started laughing out loud while Ren eyed Sky with an interested and curious look.

Dennis was really speechless and had no idea what to say or feel about this situation.

Being beaten by a goddamn parrot... What has his life become?

Ralph cleared his throat and said, "I came to three conclusions from it, I don't know which is correct. The first being that, with your lifestyle, it's probably easy to excel in games. And second, Sky is much smarter and more talented than I initially thought him to be."

"If it's not any of the two, then the only conclusion is that you play worse than a bot."

"…" Dennis was left completely speechless once again while Lith was laughing his ass off.

Lith didn't know where Ralph learnt such phrases, but it was fun to hear such insults in his monotonous voice.

As Lith leaned close to Ralph to take support of his shoulder and laugh, Ren's eyes shined as he found the perfect opportunity.

He immediately jumped on Sky and put him under his little paws.

"KRRR!" Sky yelled out, but thankfully nobody paid any attention to him or to Lith's group as he wasn't too loud.

Lith stopped laughing and took Ren away from Sky's shoulder. "Hey, I'm gonna hand you out to your mothers if you try to harm Sky. Get along with him."

Ren whimpered. "Woo…"

Nothing to him was scarier than him being put under his mothers' care. His mothers always suffocated him with tight hugs! They even made him overeat until he physically couldn't anymore!

Lith shook his head. "Being cute won't help here, buddy."

Ren woofed and nodded saying he won't try to eat Sky again.

Lith patted his head and put him on Mu Mu's shoulder. "Get along you guys."

"Moo!" Mu Mu had no problem whatsoever.

Ralph said the same thing to his parrot and Sky flew to Mu Mu's other shoulder.

Mu Mu and the other two pets left in search of food and Lith was now alone with Ralph and Dennis.

The trio chatted together while on the other end of the floating island…

"Zinzin!" Arya exclaimed as she saw Mayzin and went to her.

Mayzin looked at her and smiled.

"Oh? You guys know each other, Mayzin-chan?" Lucifer, standing beside Mayzin, asked.

Mayzin hugged Arya who came to her and then answered Lucifer with a disappointed look, "you know me for so long, yet you don't know about Arya and my relationship. Pathetic."

"Hey! You never told me, I never saw you two together, how am I supposed to guess?" Lucifer protested.

Arya chuckled from the side and said, "I didn't know the Demon Queen and the Dragon Empress were friends."

"Best friends." Lucifer said and slapped Mayzin's butt.

"Lucifer!?" Mayzin was surprised and gave a stern look to Lucifer.

Lucifer stuck her tongue out playfully and didn't say anything.

Arya smiled and said, "it seems the friendship is much deeper than what I have with Zinzin."

"No. I don't even know her, Arya." Mayzin gave Lucifer a disgusted look and went to Arya's side.

"What the—"

"It's really lively here, fufufu…" Lilith appeared in the middle of the three's conversation.

"How have you been, Lilith?" Mayzin asked and went to hug her.

Lilith hugged her back and said, "been really good. What about you?"

"Same old…"

"Bitch, I am here too. Give me a hug and talk with her later!" Lucifer complained.

Lilith chuckled while Mayzin sighed. Both knew Lucifer wouldn't stop unless she got a hug.

Lucy, Emilia, Alexandra, Alea, and Agalea were talking a bit away from Mayzin's group and had Agalea been not kept into the conversation by her daughter, she would've joined these guys as well.

Since there were only the ladies close to Lith, Lilith went to Mayzin's side and asked softly,

"Hey, do you remember the bet?"

Mayzin tensed up slightly hearing it, but then gave a cough and said, "I remember it. Let's not talk about it since this stupid otaku neet is here."

"What did you say!?" Lucifer felt offended. "I have stopped being a neet!"

"You're still stupid and a hardcore otaku." Mayzin reminded her with a serious face.

"Well… that…" Lucifer wanted to point out that Mayzin was wrong, but didn't know where to start and thus quietly stood at the side, taking the L.

Arya from the other side, leaned close to Mayzin and asked with a wink, "did you get laid yet?"

"…" 

Mayzin shot a look to Arya who spread out her hands and said in response, "hey, I remembered you telling me he came to you to learn a few things. And from what I know of my husband…"

Arya chuckled and Lilith did so as well.

Lucifer's ears perked up this time hearing it and she wasn't going to let this topic slide.

"Mayzin, you got pounded by Lith too!?" She turned to Mayzin and asked with visible surprise.

"…" Mayzin was totally dumbfounded by Lucifer's comment. 

However, before she could comment, Arya from the side asked, "too!?"

Lilith followed suit by asking, "too!?"

"…" Now it was Lucifer's turn to be stupefied.

She could get Arya's surprise but Lilith?

She turned to Lilith and said, "bitch, why are you surprised? Didn't you get pounded together with me?"

"TOGETHER!?"