Various Heavens and Realms Picking Attribute System
Chapter 671 It's Not a Big Trouble
Outside the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain.
A child with soaring braids and a red cloud lotus armor looked up at the three words "Golden Light Cave" on the entrance of the cave, and hesitated.
After hesitating for a moment, the child still said, "Open the door!"
Immediately, the stone gates of the cave opened automatically to both sides.
The child stepped into this cave.
This child is none other than Nezha who, together with Li Yao, made a big fuss in the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
Nezha wore a circle around his neck and held a pointed gun in his hand. He walked into the Golden Cave to find his master Taiyi Zhenren.
According to the order of Yuanshi Tianzun, Taoist disciples of the three realms need to retreat for seven years, and Daoist Taiyi is no exception.
At this moment, Daoist Taiyi sat cross-legged on the futon, with his eyes slightly closed, practicing meditation.
Nezha was like a child who has done something wrong. He tiptoed over and called softly, "Master."
Daoist Taiyi didn't open his eyes, as if he didn't hear, he looked calm and composed.
However, the muscles on his face twitched slightly.
"master!"
Nezha yelled again in a low voice, and walked behind Taiyi Master, and began to beat Taiyi Master's back.
Daoist Taiyi still ignored Nezha.
However, Nezha kept barking in a low voice.
The old flesh on Daoist Taiyi's face twitched.
In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore.
"oops……"
Master Taiyi yelled, "It's a waste of practice, it's a waste of practice..."
As soon as he grabbed Nezha, he pushed Nezha to the ground and shouted: "Master warned you, I will retreat for seven years, and I have practiced for nothing for half a year. When will the seven-year retreat end?"
The image of Taiyi Daoist's calm and self-possessed master suddenly disappeared, replaced by a broken expression.
He grabbed a few rolls of bamboo slips next to him, and pressed them on Nezha's body, pinching Nezha's face, "Little Nezha, why are you bothering me again?"
"Oh, oh, master, you crushed me to death..."
Nezha yelled, trying to break free from his master.
However, he was held tightly by Daoist Taiyi, unable to move at all.
After venting, Master Taiyi let go of Nezha, pointed to his back, "Continue hammering!"
Then, he straightened his body, tidied his clothes, picked up the dust whisk, and changed into the appearance of a master of Taoism who was still shocked.
He said in a tone that had already seen through everything, "Tell me, what trouble did you get into again?"
"apprentice……"
Nezha hesitated for a moment, and with a flattering smile on his face, he said, "I didn't cause any trouble, my apprentice is here to protect you!"
As he spoke, he kept beating the back and shoulders of Master Taiyi, with an incomparably filial look.
"Guardian?"
"Hmph, are you causing some trouble outside, you!"
Daoist Taiyi let out a long sigh, with a look of helplessness on his face.
Ever since he took in this troublesome Nezha, he has often wiped Nezha's ass.
He is used to it!
Nezha rolled his eyes, and while making tea for Master Taiyi, he said, "I didn't cause any trouble, it's just that I didn't pay attention and killed the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."
"Mom!"
Master Taiyi was so startled that the whisk in his hand flew out.
"master!"
Nezha hurriedly picked up his master's whisk and handed it to his master.
"Master is getting old, so he couldn't hold it steady for a while!"
Master Taiyi took the whisk, sat down firmly, and said lightly: "It's okay, this is not a big trouble!"
really!
The dragon clan in the world of Baolian Lantern is similar to the dragon clan in Journey to the West. It looks incomparably beautiful, but its status is very low.
Those bigwigs in the Three Realms don't take the Dragon Clan seriously at all.
Even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother usually eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
The master of Taiyi Zhenren is Yuanshi Tianzun, the head of elucidation and education, and his status is even more detached. Even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother respect three points.
Nezha, as the beloved disciple of Daoist Taiyi, just killed a mere third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, which is nothing to worry about.
"What kind of trouble is this? Ao Guang was not convinced, and I beat him up. I even made a big fuss in his East China Sea Dragon Palace, robbing his Dragon Palace's treasure house of gold, silver and jewels, and distributed them to the poor people!"
Nezha said nonchalantly.
Daoist Taiyi was stunned for a moment, and said with a stiff face: "Of course, this is not a big trouble. The East China Sea Dragon Palace is just a trouble, it's all right!"
"Originally, when I caused troubles in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, I transformed into a monster, but Ao Guang didn't know that I did it!"
Nezha continued.
"Hey, you turned into a monster? No one recognized you? When did my apprentice become so smart?"
Master Taiyi was taken aback, his face full of disbelief.
"Your apprentice is so smart!"
Nezha curled his lips, and then continued: "However, I slipped up and let Ao Guang know about it."
Daoist Taiyi was petrified on the spot!
After a long time, he said dumbfoundedly: "And then!"
Nezha handed the brewed tea to the hands of Daoist Taiyi, and said, "Then Ao Guang wanted to sue me in the heavenly court. Get fooled away..."
"What?"
"You...you turned into the Jade Emperor?!"
As soon as Master Taiyi took the tea and was about to drink it, he was so surprised that he dropped the teacup on the ground.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Didn't I just become the Jade Emperor? As for scaring you like this?"
Nezha doesn't care about authenticity.
"I'm afraid?"
"Since when has I, Daoist Taiyi, been afraid?"
Daoist Taiyi straightened his chest, looking extremely proud.
Then, he asked weakly: "Apart from these, have you not messed with other things?"
Nezha made another cup of tea for his master and said, "No more, but I was so bored in the heavenly court and saw the Jade Emperor being unreasonable, so I turned into a bumblebee and stung the Jade Emperor all over his body. Big bag!"
Master Taiyi took the teacup, and just took a sip, his hands trembled in shock, and he poured his mouth full of scalding hot tea, so hot that he sucked in air-conditioning.
After recovering, he said, "You haven't been discovered, have you?"
"No, it's not. It's just that Ao Guang didn't keep his promise. He promised not to sue me to the Jade Emperor. Unexpectedly, after I left the Heavenly Court, he ran to the Jade Emperor and said that I was pretending to be the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor was very angry. Fifty thousand soldiers were sent to arrest me!"
Nezha said a little angrily.
"Oh my God!"
Immediately Daoist Taiyi fainted from fright.
"Master, master..."
Nezha was startled, and quickly shook his master vigorously, trying to wake him up.
At this time, a loud sound came from outside the cave.
Nezha raised his head suspiciously.
After a while, he saw four people walking in, his eyes lit up immediately, "Brother Li, Sister Xiaobai..."
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