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"Hahaha, I thought that only a heinous villain like me would go to jail, but I didn't expect a good citizen like you to go to jail too, ahaha. The kitten laughed happily.

I wanted to unscrew his big head, roll my eyes and say to him, "You are a human hero now, please be careful to maintain your image." "

Hahaha, aren't you also a human hero? Tell me why you're in jail this time, fellow inmate?" the kitten continued.

"I said, this attitude of yours doesn't seem right, I remember that you are very grateful to me for coming, and it seems that I helped you restore the honor of human heroes. I said.

"I lied to you kid. What is the restoration of honor, every day when a hunchbacked old man comes in to sweep the garbage, give me a salute, this is considered a restoration of honor?" said the kitten self-deprecatingly.

"Be content. Good food, good drink, good shelter arch you. You must know that you have killed thousands of people! I envy you for this treatment. Just to be able to give you these conditions, many people hate me to death, thinking that it is my fault that I can't cut you with a thousand knives, divide your body, and break your bones and scatter ashes, so I offended many people for you. No, they got me in and lived with you. Probably want you to go crazy again or something, bite me to death. I said with a wry smile.

"Anyway, you helped me, at least they treat me like a human now, even if the restoration of honor is a hoax, but nominally restored. I'm still grateful to you. The kitten said.

"Grateful or something, don't mention it, you don't hate me, bite me, I'll be thankful. "I'm really angry with the rats in the bellows.

"Since they've locked the two of us together, tell me your story, and you're idle anyway. "The kitten found a place to sit.

"What do you mean?" I've only been in the New World for a few days, what do you have to say?"

"Like, why did you go to jail the first time?" the kitten said evilly.

"Why are you inquiring about other people's privacy, and a 500-year-old man is so gossipy?" I said angrily. Am I going to say that my crime is aggravated assault against women? That would be too humiliating.

"Hehe, honestly, is it for women?" the kitten's little eyes narrowed, and he looked like he was underwhelmed.

Damn, how does he know?"

"Don't forget that I'm five hundred years old, and I know all that little bit of your thoughts. The kitten said smugly.

"I just put my wife in my arms and was put in a cell. "I have to say.

"Wife, I'm afraid I'm not married yet, right? Serious assault on women, isn't it? It's not a nice crime, tsk, tsk, tsk. The kitten smacked and shook his head in a pretentious manner.

"Don't say it so badly, sooner or later we are going to get married. "I hate it.

"If you get married, you will get married, why do you grit your teeth so much? Are you ready for the marriage proposal?" said the kitten.

"Ah, and asking for wedding gifts?" I asked, surprised.

"Nonsense, without a gift, what woman would take a fancy to you?" said the kitten.

"Xiaohan is not such a woman!" I shouted. Are women so snobbish

?" "It turns out that her name is Xiaohan, a good name, she must be very beautiful, right?" said the kitten with a yearning on her face.

"Of course, you still have to say that?" I looked at him with disdain.

"Hehe, don't blame me for not reminding you that a proposal in New World is a gift that requires at least two rings. It's a wedding ring. The kitten said.

He was reminding me that if the marriage system is open in the future, you may have to have a wedding ring if you want to get married. I don't know what this ring looks like, where to get it, I have to ask, "I see, I don't know." Can you tell me what a wedding ring looks like and where I can get it?"

"Five hundred years ago, I killed several bosses before I got two. I'm going to kill the blood wolf, and I'm going to propose to a girl when I get the Hero of Humanity medal..."The kitten took out two rings out of nowhere, put them in the palm of his hand, and looked at them in thought.

"And then?" I knew as soon as I said that it was a stupid question, and then the kitten became a blood wolf, what could be the good result?"

"Later, before I could propose, I began to mutate. I didn't dare to go to see her..."The kitten looked at the ring and was silent again, and it took a long time before she muttered: "Later, I went into the cell, and after I escaped from the prison, I came back at night and secretly saw her many times. She heard that I had bitten the blood wolf to death, and it was the blood wolf who came back, and she was sad for a while before marrying a warrior... Later, she gave birth to a baby... And then she got old... He's dead. For a while I used to go to her grave, but then... I can't even find a cemetery, human beings have built a new city, and the cemetery is gone..."

I am a little embarrassed, if a person can live forever, it is not necessarily a good thing. Because your family, friends, children and even everyone you know will die, you will live in a strange world, all your experiences and all the past will drift away with the passage of time, and you will be extremely lonely, extremely lonely. This is also one of the reasons why kittens are willing to trade their freedom for a return to human society. Humans have always been social animals.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to remind you of the past. I said.

"Ah, it doesn't matter, sometimes people talk about the past, and it's a happy thing. The kitten looked at the ring, and suddenly said as if he had made up his mind: "Han Sheng, I should give you these two rings, I don't need them." You'll be out soon, so hurry up and marry your beloved while nothing happens.

"Ah, how can this be done? This is your memorial, how can you give it to me?" I hurriedly waved my hand.

"Sometimes it's not a good thing to have too many memories, don't give it to your mother-in-law, give it to you, and you just take it. The kitten grabbed my hand and put the ring in my hand.

"What's so embarrassing?" I was really embarrassed.

"Take it, take it now, hurry up and be with your beloved. The kitten sighed.

I looked at the ring.

Item Name: Wedding rings

must be equipped for marriage.

Once the marriage is successfully registered in the system, the couple wearing the ring will have +3% physical defense, +3% magic defense, +5% physical attack, +5% magic attack, and +5% non-attack magic effects.

Equipment requirements: No

haha, it's really a good thing, so you can really fly with wings and travel with the United States. This ring from the kitten is so good that I never want to give it back.

"Then I'd be respectful and obey. With that, he put the ring in his bag. Hey, it's too late for you to regret it, kitten.