Very Happy
Chapter 57: Broadcast
At the vegetable market at two or three in the afternoon, few people came out to buy vegetables, and several people looked at the remaining two hundred pounds of sweet potatoes with headaches.
"Will we sell it on the street?" Zhang Kui suggested.
"This is feasible, there are not many people in the vegetable market." Xiang Zhen agreed with Zhang Kui's proposal, and several other guests were also eager to try.
Li Zhao finished his last gimmick: "However, if you set up a stall outside, you will be caught by the city management. The news in the entertainment section tomorrow is that we are doing business and fined by the city management. Other artists are too handsome, beautiful or acting Good news. Just a few of us were caught by the city management.
"It's really shameful." Several guests couldn't imagine the scene at all.
"What do we do with these sweet potatoes?"
Just after that, someone came over and asked, "Do you sell sweet potatoes?"
"Yes, yes, sell sweet potatoes." Zhang Kui came to the spirit: "How much do you want to buy?"
"These sweet potatoes are a bit small." Someone picked and selected: "Be cheap, I want them all cheaper."
Zhang Kuigang wanted to nod and was caught behind Li Zhao: "Boss, do you want to buy sweet potatoes?"
"Yes." The comer was thirty or forty years old, with a slightly convex stomach and a waist bag hanging around his waist, looking like a businessman.
"You can tell the truth that the sweet potatoes in our entire market are the cheapest." Li Zhao bent over and picked up a small sweet potato, and then snapped it off. First-class sweet potatoes. Boss, when you look at it, you are very generous, can you still be short of these?
"In order to move these sweet potatoes out of the village, our brothers got up before the day dawned, and they didn't rest up all the way. You looked at the real price."
"I bought it in one piece yesterday morning, it's already afternoon this afternoon, and you count me cheaper, nine cents a pound."
After hearing the words "Jiu Mao", several guests stood together and tried to hide the sign with the price behind them.
"Brother, you are an easy person." Li Zhao smiled and narrowed his eyes: "I still have 220 pounds of sweet potatoes here. You are so upright, I can't make you lose, I will wipe the remaining 20 pounds. Now, you pay two hundred pounds. "
Two hundred nineteen and eighteen, twenty-two times 0.8, which is equal to 17.6, so you can make four more dollars.
This is four yuan, not four cents, nor four cents.
It's a huge sum.
"That's not okay. Who doesn't know that my old man Li never takes advantage of the whole street." The middle-aged man took out two hundred dollars from his bag and put them in Li Zhao's hands: "This money is for you, you Help me move the sweet potatoes to the car, no need to find them! "
"How sorry?"
"What's more, a little more and a little more?" The middle-aged man patted his bag: "Let's carry it for me."
"Okay." Six guests, for the extra twenty dollars, diligently carried more than two hundred pounds of sweet potatoes, followed behind the middle-aged man, and lifted the sweet potatoes to the van.
"Are you a star?" The middle-aged man noticed that there was a video camera behind them and looked at them with mercy: "I heard that before the celebrity was not famous, the life was very hard. Better. "
The guest nodded his head and said, "Thank you."
Program group: "..."
They are serious TV variety columns. In the eyes of passers-by, how do they seem to be cruel artists who abuse artists?
Wind comment was killed again.
After collecting the money for selling sweet potatoes, the six stood at the door of the slightly deserted vegetable market and saw someone buying some cheap vegetables left by others, and even the elderly old lady picking up vegetables on the ground.
All beings, happiness and sorrow, always go together.
An old woman with a humpback carrying a dirty snakeskin bag and struggling to find a plastic bottle on the ground. A few guests looked a little intolerant and helped the old lady buy meat and take the old lady home to eat.
The elder sister selling seasonings looked at the scene cheerfully, after the old lady walked away with her meat, she said to them, "Boy, do you want hot pot ingredients?"
"Thank you, we don't buy." Li Zhao shook his head.
"You young people are kindhearted, don't look at this old wife so poor now, it was awful young." The elder sister had a look of disdain, sympathy, and a little bit of complicated glee for the old man. Suicide, when her daughter-in-law was found, her body was soaked. "
Li Zhao noticed the elder sister, talking about "the body", not the body.
"You did evil when you were young, and you get retribution when you are old." The elder sister snorted. "Only you, uninformed foreigners, will sympathize with such people."
After hearing these words, the guests were in a mixed mood.
"This time I'm out." The director group was quiet for a moment, and the director sighed.
Human nature often cannot stand up to scrutiny. These too sensitive things cannot be broadcast.
When they went back, the show crew finally found out that they had arranged a van to take them home.
The van was a bit dated, and there was a strange smell of rust and sweat inside the car. If a car sickness comes in, it will probably spit out on the spot.
Li Zhao was sitting in the last row, watching the scenery passing by the window, couldn't help thinking, maybe his biological parents didn't accidentally throw him away, but ... don't want him.
There are mothers-in-law who force their daughters-in-law to die, and naturally there are parents who do not love children.
"Xiao Li, what's the matter?" Xiang Zhen saw Li Zhaoxing was not high. "Are you tired?"
Li Zhao shook his head and raised his spirits: "I'm trying to recognize the way. In case the show crew doesn't let us go, we can escape on foot."
The cameraman couldn't help laughing.
"It doesn't matter if you don't remember, we have a mobile map." Xiang Zhen took out his mobile phone: "Show me my girl."
Xiang Zhen has a ten-year-old daughter who looks like a little angel, so he loves to show off his children when he is fine.
Li Zhao looked at it curiously. The little girl in the photo was very cute, especially her eyes were clear and clean, with the child-like innocence.
"Xiangge, your little princess looks better than you." Li Zhao praised: "Did the little girl inherit all the advantages of you and Xunzi?"
"That's not it." He came to Zhenxing, saying that his daughter would play the violin, passed the first place in the class, and even remembered that his daughter peeled him a piece of orange.
Li Zhao listened very carefully, his eyes were full of the light of stars.
"Xiangge flaunts our child a hundred times with us every day. Now that I have you, I finally have a new one to show off." Zhang Kuixiao laughed and said, "It's also because you listened so much."
"Xiang's family is very fun." Li Zhaoxi smiled, this perfect family, it looks very happy.
When it was getting dark, Li Zhao and other guests finally returned to the village. The show crew sat for a while and did not let them go to the villagers' homes to ask for food, but prepared them for them.
Sweet potato porridge was sweet and silky. Li Zhao ate three bowls at a stretch. If there were no shots, he would have to keep the little fairy and still have two or three bowls.
"Thank you all for selling sweet potatoes for the folks. The money will be handed over to the village chief. Also thanks to Feifei Milk and Baiyun Automobile for their strong support for this show. Since the sponsors are very satisfied with the performance of this guest, They are willing to donate one million local donations to the construction of country roads. "
"Thanks to the sponsor father, I wish you business is booming and your performance is rising every month." Li Zhao raised his tea cup and drank a cup into the camera.
"The sponsor father is the kindest sponsor in the world." Zhang Kui went to Li Zhao and grabbed the camera with Li Zhao.
After eating, everyone started to walk back. I don't know which dog heard the passing of them and barked.
Zhang Kui was frightened and shrank subconsciously to Li Zhao: "Xiao Li, have you heard the dog barking?"
"Yes." Li Zhao pointed to the corner: "Isn't it there?"
"what!"
Zhang Kui screamed, and the whole person jumped on Li Zhao. When Lao Liu was bitten by a dog, he witnessed it and had a psychological shadow over this creature.
"Brother Zhang, you are very heavy." Li Zhao ruthlessly dropped Zhang Kui: "The dog is tethered and cannot bite you."
"What if the rope breaks?" Zhang Kui bowed and embraced Li Zhao's arm. "Li Ge, Li Li handsome, my personal safety is in your hands."
Li Zhao squinted at him. He smiled at Li Zhao.
Face is small and bitten by dogs is big.
"Wangwangwang!" The dog barked even more.
"Quiet, sit quietly!" Li Zhao saw Zhang Kui was really scared, turned his head and drank a few times at the dog, and the dog, which was originally screaming, even hummed with his tail, curled up in the corner, and watched alertly With them, but dare not come forward.
After leaving this dangerous section with dogs, Zhang Kui loosened Li Zhao's arm: "Zhao Zhao, how do you make dogs afraid of you?"
Because of a dog, Zhang Kui's title to Li Zhao has become a closer name.
"The falsehood is that it found that we didn't break into the host's door, so it set us alive."
"What's the truth?"
"It found that I might scream even louder than it, and felt a bit shameless, so it retracted. It was deliberately pretending that I didn't know anything about you to maintain his dog face."
"I don't believe it." Zhang Kui thinks this reason is even more false: "You bluff me."
"Well, the real truth is ..." Li Zhao stopped and pointed to the road: "Brother Zhang, your place is here."
"No, my name is your brother, you can send me back to work, I remember that the folks near me also have dogs." Zhang Kui Chao Li Zhao smiled flatteringly: "You tell me again that the dog is afraid of your truth."
"Well," Li Zhao sighed, "others send beautiful women home, why did they come to me to send the big guy back?"
"Hey, I don't mind you treating me as a beauty."
"My eyes and brain refused."
"Forget it, let's return to the topic of dogs."
"When I was a kid, a kid intentionally put a dog to scare me ..."
"How old were you then?" Zhang Kui was stunned. He looked at Li Zhao with disbelief. How could there be such a nasty child in the world.
"Don't remember, eight or nine years old?" Li Zhao carefully recalled for a while: "But that doesn't matter. At that time, when I saw that I couldn't run a dog, I simply faced it with him."
"Who won later?"
"Of course, I won it with strong perseverance." Li Zhao laughed: "Brother Zhang, after hearing this story, what do you think?"
"what?"
"Eight-year-olds are not afraid of dogs, are you afraid?"
"I knew you were lying to me, or was it a brother, wasn't it a brother ?!" Zhang Kui jumped up in place, very angry and determined: "I don't care, you want to send me back anyway."
Li Zhao laughed: "Let's go, let's go."
The next morning, the guests were brought to the field by the show team for another day.
Li Zhao was well-loved for his farm work and was strongly loved by the guests. After finishing the recording and preparing to return home, he also invited him to his home.
The six guests lived in different cities. Li Zhao, Xiang Zhen, and Zhang Kui all lived in Beijing. The show crew booked the same flight for them.
"Zhaozhao, the night before, you said that the kid bit the dog, was it really fake?" Zhang Kui was still a little bitter about this, and emotionally he hoped it was fake.
"Of course ..." Li Zhao laughed. "Fake."
Because at that time he not only barked at the dog, but also fought with him with a stick.
Dogs rely on human power, he knew the meaning of this idiom early.
But since he was a kid, he was smart and beat dogs and geese.
After getting off the plane, their assistants came to pick them up. Zhang Kui and Xiang Zhao Chao waved goodbye: "Zhao Zhao, see you next time."
"See you next time." Li Zhao pulled on his mask and pushed the saloon car around. He didn't see Da Ke but instead saw Qin Xiao's figure.
"Mr. Qin." Li Zhao pulled down the brim of the peaked cap: "Are you picking up here?"
"If you don't pick anyone up, I'll pick you up." Qin Xiao smiled: "Mr. Ting knows you're coming back today, so he came with me to pick you up.
"Thank you." Li Zhao stepped up. "Trouble Mr. Qin."
"It's too polite to say thank you." Qin Xiao took Li Zhao to the parking lot, opened the door and saw Yan Ting sitting in the back seat.
"Tingting." Li Zhao got into the car: "I'm not telling you, not for picking up?"
"Just fine, just come along with colleagues to take a look." Yan Ting handed the prepared yogurt to Li Zhao: "Go back and take a good rest,"
Li Zhaomei drank yoghurt, leaning on Yan Ting's shoulder, "it's better to go home."
Yan Ting reached out and helped him, silent.
The driving Qin Xiao was in the rearview mirror, watching Yan Ting carefully guarding Li Zhao's movements, and looked back.
The show "Guilin Shanlin" has not received high ratings among various variety shows, and the show crew does not like random speculation. Therefore, the guest's unlucky expression package has a sense of presence than the show itself.
At 8:30 pm on Saturday, the official Weibo of the "Guyin Mountain Forest" program group issued a program trailer in accordance with the old rules.
Guiyin Mountain Forest v: In the beautiful and peaceful Qingxi Village, in what ways will guests experience rural life? Everyone, please watch the nine sets of "Hidden Forest" on the National Television Station at 9 pm on time. Xiang Zhen Zhang Kui Zhang San Li Shi Wang Wu Li Zhao.
There are less than 20,000 fans on the official blog, and half of them are zombie fans plugged on the Weibo platform. Even if they are posted, there are not many netizens to deal with.
But today is different, it finally has a little sense of presence.
"Li Zhao? Is that Li Zhao I know?"
"23333, no, the country program of the country station is completely different from Li Zhao. What is this magical match?"
"My mother likes watching" Hidden Forest ". When she was young, she was a fan of Xiang Zhen. I remember that there was no Li Zhao in the show guests, right?
"Upstairs, I didn't like to watch TV with my mother. When guest Liu was recording a show, he was bitten by a dog and has already withdrawn from the program."
"This show is very interesting. There is no Taiwanese version. The content is very real. The guests are not on the shelf. Actors like Li Zhao who play idol dramas will only hinder other guests when they go. The fame of the show is not to find such young people. "
"It's so funny upstairs, can't young people be called little meat?"
The quarrel among netizens brought unprecedented attention to the show, especially the management Weibo staff was so excited that tears filled their eyes. As a deserted official Weibo, he finally realized the feeling of fans arguing in the comment area. People moved.
At nine o'clock in the evening, the show officially started. Pear powder and pear black were sitting in front of the TV, or opened the national network's webcast platform.
At the beginning of the show, it was the dark streets and the sleepy staff. In the later period, the time was carefully set at the bottom of the screen.
Half past three in the morning.
The barrage area became lively.
"At three o'clock in the morning, the show crew was as impersonal as ever."
Netizens were excited again when the car of the program group drove into a luxury community and mosaiced the community name.
"People who can live in this neighborhood are either rich or expensive. I heard that there is also a villa area, which is very expensive."
"The friends in the villa area said earlier, don't leave. The show crew drove the car into the villa area. Which guest is this rich?"
Even at around four in the morning, there were still uniformed patrol guards in the community, and the surroundings were terribly quiet.
"I think the sound of the breathing of the crew has been reduced."
"Ha ha ha ha, this dog show also has a guilty conscience?"
When they saw that the door of the main house of the luxury villa opened, the people who came out were wearing pajamas and their hair was messy, and the whole barrage area was full of exclamation marks!
"!!! Li Zhao's family is so rich?"
"!!!!!!"
"When I saw Li Zhao, I didn't have any experience in recording the show. I didn't know that the show crew had a midnight assault."
"Ah, ah, the show crew understands the curiosity of the audience, and even gave a big feature to the interior of the villa. The poor me gave me a knee that wanted to hold my thigh."
When everyone found out that Li Zhao denied the ownership of the villa in front of the camera and said that it was lent to him by friends, netizens were in a mixed mood.
"Good and upright guests, such a good opportunity for speculation, even need not be." No matter what the circle, Gao Fu handsome set is always flattering.
"I just want to have such a friend who is willing to send me to live in the villa. Unfortunately, my friend thinks so too."
The barrage area is densely brushed with comments, covering almost the entire screen. Many netizens can only adjust the transparency of the barrage font to continue watching.
The show was normal at the beginning, until Li Zhao took fifteen dollars and squeezed into a worn-out pig fire for three rounds, the barrage area exploded.
"What kind of event did the show crew do to force the guests to save money?"
"The pig cart is so stinky that most people must have thought of it."
"Seeing Li Zhao can still talk to and laugh with the uncle, I want to take back the ridicule that Li Zhao was being coquettish and white face, this is not a small white face, this is a mudslide."
"God **** sows for postpartum care. Did Li Zhao forget that he was a show guest, not a veterinarian?"
"This period seems to have given up on salvation, even with only a series of ellipsis."
"I just want to know, is the car of the show crew behind the pig-carrying cart. Is the air particularly sweet?"
"They had tortured the guests in the previous issues, and now there is a guest who can torture them, who has ever been spared by the sky, hahahaha."
The show was interspersed with pictures of several guests. Everyone was amused by the appearance of the guests going to the villagers' homes to beg for a meal. Suddenly the picture turned around. On the dark picture, however "...
The moment the screen lit up, it was the sound of a pig screaming.
The camera gradually moved upward, and the pig's four hoofs made long marks on the mud. However, the pig dragger was a cold-hearted killer, pulling him forward.
The camera makes a close-up of this "ruthless killer".
Li Zhao? !!
The camera replays, the uncle invites Li Zhao to eat bacon, Li Zhao agrees happily, and then drags the piglet to the uncle's house.
Late wording.
For bacon, I'm willing to walk through the mountains and cross the water to put you in a pigpen.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
The barrage area is crazy.
The show crew was crazy.
Because they watched the increase in the click-through rate of the webcast platform, the TV ratings rose, even surpassing a very popular variety show at the same time.
The entire show group of "Hidden Mountain Forest": "..."
Who bought the ratings and bought them wrong? 2k novel reading network
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