Very Happy

"Yo, are you here?" Zhang San and Xiang Zhen were in the same group. When Li Zhao and Zhang Kui came over, they asked gleefully, "I heard you got a good third place?"

Seeing Zhang Kui and Li Zhao not talking, he laughed and pointed at a vacant lot in the distance: "Go, there are the mountains and rivers that you need to lay down."

"It's okay, don't be depressed." Li Zhao patted Zhang Kui's shoulder comfortably: "We are young and physically fit, and it is good to have a variety of trees."

Young and physically fit?

Zhang San's laughter came to an abrupt end, and he sounded that he was more than ten years older than these two young people. He lamented that the years were not forgiving.

After the guests arrived, a professional teacher taught them how to plant trees. The actual operation is much more complicated than they imagined. Instead of digging a pit, just bury the tree in it.

The show crew prepared deck chairs and parasols for the host, allowing him to sit behind and supervise the six guests planting trees.

"It used to be a desert here, but after years of continuous governance, many deserts have become oasis." The host took a big horn and drank tea while talking with guests about the difficulties of greening in these years.

After the popularization, he took a sip of juice slowly: "Come on everyone, I am sure you will complete the task."

The host had two glasses of fruit juice on the table. One glass had not been touched yet.

"Brother, planting trees is right, but I think the focus should be on whether the juice can be shared."

"Of course not." The host took a sip of juice and sipped: "It's delicious and quenches thirst, it's delicious on earth."

Zhang Kui: "Exterminate humanity!"

Xiang Zhen: "numbness!"

Chapter Three: "The heart is cold like iron!"

Li Zhao: "Demented!"

Qian Duoxi: "Human Face and Beast Heart!"

Li Shi: "..."

It's not that he doesn't want to scold, but that he can't think of a proper idiom. This is the disadvantage of not reading well when you were a kid. You can't even think of a curse idiom.

"You scold, even if you scold your throat, no one will come to your rescue." The host put on the villain's image: "Hurry up, don't finish sleeping tonight if you can't finish your work?"

"Really?" Yu Guang, at the corner of Li Zhao's eyes, stared at the untouched glass of juice on the table. Then, with a thunderbolt, he rushed to the host, took a cup, and muttered.

The host stared at the juice in the cup, all entering Li Zhao's stomach, and he did not calm down for a long time.

For a glass of juice, do you fight so hard?

Without waiting for him to return, the other guests swarmed up, "abducted" the host, and negotiated with the show group. If they did not provide juice, they "teared the ticket."

"We recorded a rural variety show, not a confrontation match, right?" The director's group was speechless by the operation of the guests. Even if their program did not deliberately set up a Taiwan version, the guests should not be too shameless.

For a few sips of juice, I had a good fight with them, but it was really exciting.

Because the "hostages" were in hand, the directors had to give each guest a drink.

With so many variety shows, there are no guests in any show, and there are so shameless guests in their show.

After drinking a drink, the guests did not take the opportunity to stop working and continued to plant trees with their hoe.

Sing and sing and sing and go to the opera, huddling together.

Not long after, the village chief ran up in a panic with a few young adults and asked anxiously: "A villager said just now that there are wild beasts in the mountains, let's take a look. Are you all right?"

This is the big star who came to make the show, and the village can't afford it if something goes wrong. But it is also strange that no ferocious animals have appeared here for a long time, and today there is such a big noise?

Guest: "Beast, what beast, no beast."

The village chief: "Really not? The villagers told me just now that they heard beasts on the mountain whine. Maybe the sound of the wind blowing through the valley made him hear it wrong."

Guest: "..."

When the village chief took the villagers away, the host and the cameramen couldn't help laughing.

"Ghost crying."

"The magic sound penetrates the brain."

"Unbearable."

The host mercilessly returned them three idioms.

"I'm in a TV series, and my singing level is a bit poor." Xiang Zhen immediately threw the pot.

"Coincidentally, I also acted." Li Zhao followed the shake.

"This is awkward, this is awkward." Zhang Kui and Zhang San both rely on their throats to eat: "This can't blame us, it's just that they sing too badly, and brought us into the trench."

"I think, the survival rate of these trees you plant will not be too high." The host shook his head and said, "Do you know why?"

The guests ignored him.

"Because you sing too badly, you scared them to death."

"I think they will be exceptionally strong. How can they see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain?" Li Zhaoli was arrogant. "Small trees that have experienced setbacks have a very strong desire to survive. In fact, our singing is very beautiful, but to cultivate these Tree, we have abandoned all images, what this is, is a strong love for Mother Earth. "

Guests applauded: "Zhao Zhao is right."

"Spicy chicken program group, we have all sacrificed so much, shouldn't you guys give us processing money?"

"It is impossible to process capital, but tonight you are allowed to watch two hours of television and talk to your family for ten minutes."

"Punching."

"Well."

"Grand Terrace."

Today is another day when guests and show crews hurt each other.

After planting the tree, it was already dark. The guests were so tired that they couldn't speak, changed their clothes after taking a shower, and squeezed together to watch TV.

The next episode of Qingxi Village and his party will be played tonight.

At the end of the last episode, when they brought sweet potatoes to the market, the audience was very concerned if they could sell them. Therefore, the program has not yet started broadcasting that day, and many viewers have rushed to the bottom of the official blog to promptly start the program.

"I tell you, after you see Zhao Zhao selling sweet potatoes, you know why he can sell things so fast." Zhang Kui set up the stall closest to Li Zhao. When he couldn't sell sweet potatoes, he went to see Li Zhao's secretly The situation of the battle, as a result, every time I went, I could see Li Zhao screaming at the buyer, willing to pay for a large bag of sweet potatoes and going back.

The show started with a bustling market, chickens and fish killers, melons, fruits and vegetables, and various ingredients and seasonings.

Then the program group gave a card with the words "Heart Program Group", a big feature.

Coupled with Li Shao's worn out-of-date coat, it can almost be called tableware on earth.

Late wording: This mouthpiece can't bear the show crew.

"Ha ha ha ha ha." The other five guests laughed at the table and gave the highest praise to the card made by Li Zhao.

Li Zhao blinked at the camera, smiling innocently and purely.

"Come here, let me read some hot comments for everyone." The host stood up with his mobile phone. "The comments from netizens are very interesting."

"The first one, although I want to say that my family Zhaozhao wears everything, but it ’s really enough to sell sweet potatoes. The show group is better for my family." The host put down his mobile phone and protested towards the camera: " Audiences, you must speak with conscience. You should say to Zhao Zhao, Zhao Zhao, it ’s not easy for the show group. You should be nice to them. "

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha." The guest laughed again.

"Second, Xiao Sunflower secretly went to see how many sweet potatoes Li Zhao had sold. It was like me who wanted to copy the answers at the same table during the exam." The host shook his head: "This classmate, cheating is wrong. More What's more, even if the answer is copied, as long as you don't study hard, you can't pass the exam. You can see that Zhang Kui's ability to sell sweet potatoes is comparable to Zhaozhao? "

"Ha ha ha ha." The guests laughed almost out of breath.

"No wonder this show group divided us into two groups. It turned out that I wanted you to be a hegemon and save me as a scumbag." Zhang Kui covered her face, not wanting to see her sneaky appearance in the camera.

"Brother Zhang, you think too much." Li Zhao moved his stool mercilessly to the side: "You can't take it like this."

"Lang Jun, you are so ruthless." Zhang Kui hid his face. "In the later period, remember to add an erhu."

Although it was a variety show they participated in, the guests saw it with interest, and at the same time, they felt that the five guests except themselves were sand sculptures.

Especially when they saw two aunts frying on the street in order to buy Li Zhao's sweet potatoes, and their other five sweet potatoes were still very critical, they couldn't help laughing.

In the later period, a small red circle was circled among a crowd of people who were watching the crowd, and the remark was Mr. Zhang Kui who was eating melon.

"Sunflower classmate, can't you sell sweet potatoes, and still have the mood to watch the fun?"

"If Zhaozhao does not enter the entertainment industry, he can go to the neighborhood committee as a mediator. This posture is really like a mediator."

"Zhaozhao, how long your mouth is, not only stopped the two aunts from arguing, but also followed you to sell sweet potatoes to brother."

"No wonder you have so many son-in-laws who play Wushuang like it. This mouth and face are so rare."

"Speaking of which, Zhao Zhao has not yet congratulated the movie that he participated in, and has entered the top five in the domestic box office rankings." Xiang Zhen took the lead and applauded: "Congratulations."

"Thank you." Li Zhaogeng said straightly: "The success of the film depends on the entire crew's efforts. I am fortunate to be able to participate in this film, which can only be considered as the icing on the cake."

"You don't know. At the finale of the movie, you look back at the flowers and smile, you can see my goosebumps come out." Zhang Kui patted Li Zhaode's shoulders and gave him a thumbs up: "I should not say You are an idol actor, but in fact you are an idolist. "

"Yes, at first glance Zhaozhao is a faction with me." Xiangzhen Zhao Li Zhao raised his drink cup: "Come, toast for our beauty and strength."

"These two are too shameless." Qian Duoxi shook his head disgustingly. "Idol-like comic actors like me don't bother talking to them."

Program group: "..."

None of these guests are well-known.

The broadcast period of "Hidden Forest" is almost coincident with the broadcast period of "Love". If the bullet area and comment area of ​​"Hidden Mountain Forest" are mostly hahaha, then under the "Love" program, there is a battle between fans .

Some women scolded women, some men scolded men for cancer, and some scolded the show crew, who gave them fewer shots. Below the official blog, it is all about fan control and quarrel.

Under "Guyin Mountain Forest", all the fans are hacking themselves, and they don't give their own faces at all.

"Man's mouth, deceitful ghost, my cub is a big pig's hoof."

"What's the matter with you, sunflower, it's getting darker and let your younger brother take you home? What's your dignity?"

"What dignity is needed for someone to accompany him at night?"

"Sorry, sisters, I'm a little bit upset on these two."

"Sisters upstairs, I too ..."

"Sorry, my Zhaozhao family is only three years old, so I will quarrel with the dog."

"Hahaha, arguing with the dog, and even won the fight, you are so good."

"I flipped through the profiles of several people upstairs and determined that they were really pear powder."

"Sorry, I blame me for not seeing the market. For the first time, I saw fans scolding their own dog."

The atmosphere between the six guests was probably too harmonious. No one in the audience had any plans, or no one was deliberately targeting anyone. After watching the first episode, the whole process was in hahahaha.

"The show crew is strongly urged to show the uncut clips!"

"It really doesn't work, it's okay to sell, we can buy it."

"The show crew, you make money when you have money, you don't have to save us money."

"Every day at work is very tiring and frustrating. After watching" Hidden Mountain ", my mood will be much better, presumably because seeing the star is worse than myself, and my mind becomes balanced."

"A show next door could actually conceal this sand sculpture show to steal their views. Nor do they look at the broadcast platform of the show. Although the dad on the national station did a bit more rigid and the content was too positive, they would never buy it. Watching. "

"I'm afraid someone bought it for themselves, so everyone seems to have bought it."

"The show is good or bad, the audience has the final say. My 80-year-old grandma is now Zhao Zhao's fan. The other day, I asked her to search for" Overbearing Female President "and showed her that Zhao Zhao was suffering on TV. No way. Let me buy Zhao Zhao and give it to me. "

"My mother, too, learned how to play Weibo for Li Zhao and signed in every day on Chaohua."

"In order to list Li Zhao, my mother also adjusted the alarm clock."

"Why do I feel that Li Zhao's aunty and mother have more fans than girlfriends?

"If you think about it, if you have an unobtrusive son, you don't care what you say. Turn around and there is a sweet mouth on the TV, which looks good, and obediently coincides perfectly with your perfect son. Will you like him? "

"So Li Zhao is someone else's child in the eyes of mothers?"

"Who doesn't love the cute little prince in the castle?"

The cute little prince in the castle?

Xu Bei sneered, Li Zhao's poor sour dog from the orphanage deserves such a good description?

After watching the show, guests have a ten-minute call.

"You can call your friends or your loved ones." The host smiled. "But we have a request to call a relative or friend over there, say I like you, or promise you to borrow money."

"Brother, this variety of other variety shows are used up." Li Zhao raised his hand to protest: "I think our show group is a different firework, there is no need to follow this routine."

"The routine is not old, just interesting." The host ruthlessly rejected Li Zhao's protest: "Come and come, prepare to the teacher first, you have high morals, you fight first."

"What's so prestigious, isn't that my biggest." Xiang Zhen, an actor of such strength, didn't care about his age, and called his wife on the spot.

"Wife, what do I like to tell you the most when I get up in the morning?"

The phone was silent for a few seconds: "Wife, what will you eat this morning?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Be quiet, be quiet." Xiang Zhen, like a little chicken, waved his hand in the air and shut up the other five: "Think again, when we go out, hug each other for a while, what will we say ? "

The voice on the phone was much lower: "I love you?"

"Yes, yes, wife, I love you." Xiang Zhen's eyes were full of tenderness, and he talked to the wife on the phone for a while before hanging up.

The guests applauded.

"Xiang and Xunzi have a good relationship."

"Model couples."

Li Zhao thought, if he is married, when he is at home with his lover, it will probably be the same?

However, why is the room background emerging from his mind a Tingting family? Even the people sitting on the sofa with him were courts.

No, there must be something wrong.

After the other guests made the call, it was Li Zhao's turn.

"Zhaozhao, do you let people tell you I love you, or do you promise to lend you a million?"

"Lend money."

Except for fans, who said "I love you" to him, but he has no contact information for fans.

Dialing Yan Ting's phone number, just after the ring, the phone was connected.

Zhang Kui whispered to Zhang San: "This is one of the few of us, the fastest phone call." As if the person on the other end of the phone is waiting for the call.

"Dude, is work over yet?"

"Soon."

"I have something to discuss with you."

"what's up?"

On the other side of the phone, the man's speaking speed began to increase: "Are you in any trouble?"

"I want to borrow a million dollars from you."

The phone was silent.

The atmosphere at the scene became awkward because of the silence on the phone. Zhang Kui couldn't bear Li Zhao's embarrassment in front of the camera, and was about to open his mouth to ease the deadlock. The stranger man's voice came over the phone again.

"It has been arranged for people to transfer money. The speed channel they should take will soon be available." The man was silent for a moment. "Zhao Zhao, aren't you a character who spends money arbitrarily, did you encounter something?"

Thinking that Ting Ting might worry about himself on the phone, Li Zhao regretted it and quickly explained: "Don't worry, I have nothing. Actually ... I'm recording a show right now."

"It's fine if the person is okay." On the other side of the phone, the man's speech slowed again: "Take care of yourself."

"Well." Li Zhao had a lot of things to say to Yan Ting, but in front of the camera, he didn't want to expose the private affairs in life, so after a few chats, he hung up.

Yan Ting looked at the screen of the mobile phone prompting the end of the call and rubbed her name gently with her fingertips.

No one knows better than him, Zhao Zhao will not easily borrow money from him.

But he just wanted everyone to know that there is such a person around Zhao Zhao, as long as Zhao Zhao is willing to speak, that person is willing to give.

Zhao Zhao is not alone behind her.

No one wants to bully his children.

Hanging up the phone, Li Zhao received a bank card arrival prompt message.

"Two million credits ?!"

Zhang Kui accidentally sighted the text message and suddenly made a chicken scream: "You borrowed a million yuan, and your friend didn't say a word, and directly transferred you two million yuan ?!"

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