Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel

This is just a habit of my previous life programming, to put my name in the most inconspicuous position of the program. So although this input method is used by many people, very few people can notice this.

"Lei Liu? What is this?" My mother asked strangely.

"I know that in foreign languages, surnames are usually put at the end, so this Lei Liu is Liu Lei, Liu Lei? Huh? No way, son, this person has the same name as you!" It never occurred to him that this man was his own son.

"This Liu Lei is actually me, and I wrote this software!" I said calmly.

My dad was taken aback when he heard it, and then said: "How is this possible? This software has been awarded the National Computer Science Progress Award. It has been reported in the newspaper. How could it be you who wrote it?"

I smiled, I knew my parents would ask this question, so I took out the software patent certificate and copyright-related documents from the drawer and handed them to them, saying: "Of course I wrote this software. The National Patent Office and the Copyright Office recognized it, ha ha. Look at these documents, they are all stamped with official seals."

After my father and mother heard what I said, both of them stretched out their hands anxiously, wanting to get the papers at the first time. When both hands were pressed on the documents at the same time, my mother gave my father a look and said: " What are you grabbing! What if you tear it up!"

My dad was so frightened that he let go quickly, but he tilted his head and moved closer to those pieces of paper.

"Leilei, is Liu Lei on this really you? Is this certificate yours?" My mother said in surprise. Although he was inexplicably horrified in his heart, he also knew that it was impossible for his son to forge such a large number of certificates in advance in order to deceive himself.

"Of course, Dad, Mom, there are ID numbers on it, you can check it out!" I said with a smile.

"1234567XXXXXXXX, it really is Leilei's ID number!" My dad pointed to the author's information on it and shouted.

"What are you calling, I saw it too!" My mother said with a sideways glance at my father.

"Dad, Mom, do you now believe that I haven't done anything bad?" I said, pointing to those documents.

My dad nodded and asked, "Leilei, how much money did you make with this software input method?"

"Let me do the math!" I pretended to say, "The first installment of version 1.0 is 6.96 million, and according to the contract, the software company and I each take 50%, which is 3.48 million... ..."

"Three million four hundred and eighty thousand!" My mother didn't wait for me to finish speaking,

He exclaimed: "Old Liu, how many years have we worked together to earn 3.48 million!"

My dad said angrily: "I won't earn it in my next life! Can you listen to your son first!"

Only then did my mother realize that she interrupted me, and said with an apologetic smile, "Leilei, keep talking."

"Well, these are visible, but the later 2.0 products, because they have signed a bundled sales agreement with the hardcore company in country M, so the profits they bring are intangible. I don't know how much. Let’s wait until the year-end statistics come out. But a few million must be indispensable!” I’m just sloppy when I say this, it’s not just a few million, it’s more than a few million dollars.

"Ah!" My parents opened their mouths at the same time. Although they knew that high technology is very profitable, they didn't expect to make so much money. They thought it would be difficult to make hundreds of thousands of dollars. More than three million came back in just one period!

Suddenly, my mother realized another problem, and hurriedly asked: "Then Leilei, according to what you said, didn't that software company also make as much money as you? Didn't they pick a big deal for them to sit back and enjoy it! Hmph, They must have lied to you because of your young age!"

I was a little dumbfounded when I heard it, 50%, which is already a very high percentage in the software industry! It can be said to be unprecedented! So he explained patiently: "Mom, I said that 50% is 50% of the gross profit. They sell a set of software for 198 yuan, of which 99 yuan was given to me, and the remaining 99 yuan Nineteen yuan, they still need to make copies and packaging of the software, as well as publicity costs and after-sales service, and they have to pay for a company with so many employees, and there is not much left!"

Only then did my mother suddenly understand and nodded, and said, "So that's how it is!"

"That's right, these engineers in our factory develop products, but they still get paid a dead salary, and they don't even get a 1% profit share!" My dad said enviously.

"By the way, Leilei, where do you keep your money? Take it here and let mom keep it for you!" My mother then thought of the most critical issue, which was the trace of the huge sum of money.

"Except for the part spent, everything else is stored in the bank." I knew my mother would have this question, so I opened the drawer, took out a passbook of 3 million and handed it to the bank.

Mom said: "The money is all in this ICBC passbook.▋

"Three million? What about the remaining 490,000? Where did it go?" My mother took the passbook, restored the majesty of the elders, and asked in a tone of reprimanding her children.

"The remaining 490,000 yuan was spent by me." I said. No way, that's all I can say. Among all my passbooks, only this one has the smallest denomination of 3 million, and the others are basically hundreds of millions. Since the showdown with my parents was a temporary decision, I didn't prepare a passbook in advance. A passbook of 3.49 million.

"Spent?" My mother became anxious when she heard that: "It took more than 400,000 yuan in just a few days? You are too prodigal! It is useless for me and your father to work hard every day to earn money for your education. You child, how can you be like this? When you have money, you start to learn to be bad, and you don’t say that you have found a mistress with a lot of money..." At this point, my mother stopped immediately when she saw that my face was a little bad. .

"What are you talking about, what kind of mistress is my son looking for? Didn't you see that Yan Yan and Wei'er are so cute!" My dad hurriedly tried to persuade him.

"Dad, Mom, actually I didn't spend this money recklessly. I just used it to see a doctor for Weier's father. His father spent more than 200,000 yuan on a kidney transplant, plus buying a car and so on. How much, I still have hundreds of thousands left in my hand." I shook my head and said.

"Oh!" My mother nodded and said, "I'm afraid you're too young to waste money! But it's right to use it to see a doctor, and the money should be spent in the right place! By the way, Leilei, these three million mothers will pay for you! You keep it first, and ask your mother when you use it, do you have any objections?"

"No, Mom, you can take it. You and Dad can switch to buy a good house. This house has to pay rent every month, and the floor is not good." I continued: "Then you can buy the rest of the money." Good clothes, cosmetics, etc., buy a good watch for dad, and buy a big brother..."

"Look, my son still understands me, I'm a broken watch, always slow..." My dad immediately smiled after hearing me finish.

"Go, why are you fooling around, you can't spend money recklessly if you have money! Buy whatever you want, and save the money for your son to marry a wife!" My mother waved her hand and said.

"Mom, your son and I already have two daughters-in-law, do you want to add more?" I smiled and said, "These money is for you and Dad to take pocket money. The profit share of the second period will be given to me immediately. Probably more than ten million!" I had to say that.

"Ah!" My mother was stunned and said, "Take more than three million yuan for pocket money?"

"Yes, Dad, Mom, you have worked hard for half of your life and haven't enjoyed much life, I don't believe that you are not moved by watching the lives of the rich and powerful on TV!" I hit the rails while it was hot.

"Since Leilei can make money, we as parents should enjoy it..." Sure enough, my dad was a little moved.

"Then...Old Liu, let's go to see the house first tomorrow? People say that buying a house is an investment, and real estate will appreciate in value in the future!" My mother hesitated and said.

"The watch..." My dad asked tentatively.

"Mom, you can spend it at ease! My son makes money by his own ability, and he doesn't buy lottery tickets for big luck. After earning once, he will be exhausted. He can earn dozens of three million yuan in the future!" I explained.

"Well, that's right. I haven't changed this watch since I got married, why don't I change it too?" My mother also began to be moved.

"Dad, Mom! You can go and spend it at ease!" I laughed.

My mother happily put away the passbook and boasted that she had given birth to a good son, while my father bragged aside, saying: "If it weren't for me, how would you have given birth to yourself! It's all thanks to me!"

"You are an old rascal, talking nonsense in front of your son!" my mother spat.

"What are you afraid of, your son knows more than us!" My dad smiled strangely. Then he whispered to me: "By the way, son, do you still have the one you gave me last time?"

"What?" I asked strangely.

"That's the one, the one you secretly gave me!" My dad stared in my mother's direction. Fortunately, my mother was studying the passbook and didn't pay attention to the scene here.

"What about this and that?" Actually, I already knew what my dad was talking about, but I deliberately pretended not to know.

"That's right, that condom..." My dad said anxiously.

"Oh, condoms, I should have said it earlier!" I said with a smile, "Didn't I tell you there are still some in the drawer!"

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My dad was taken aback when he heard me say those three words, and quickly looked at my mother, only to find that my mother didn't pay attention, so he said awkwardly: "That...that is useless!"