Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel

Along the way, following Xu Yun's instructions, I parked the car in the open space in front of the teaching building. As soon as I parked the car, a BMW 3 parked next to me.

"Husband, that seems to be his car." Xu Yun pointed to the BMW next to me.

"Ignore him, we should do whatever we need to do." I comforted Xu Yun.

"Yes." Xu nodded obediently.

I took out the car keys and got out of the car. Xu Yun also stepped out of the passenger seat.

At the same time, the owner of the BMW happened to come out of the car and was a little surprised to see Xu Yun. Then she looked at me and my car next to her, and raised the corner of her mouth with some contempt.

It doesn't matter to me. To be honest, I think Santana 2000 is quite refreshing and makes me feel nostalgic. It feels similar to my original Jetta.

"Yun, who is he?" The owner of the BMW asked Xu directly without giving me any face.

"It has nothing to do with you." Xu said lightly.

"I'm just kindly reminding you, don't be deceived. His car costs more than 200,000 yuan. Do you associate with a person of this status? Besides, the comfort of this car is far inferior to that of a BMW." !" said the owner of the BMW.

After the BMW owner finished speaking, without waiting for Xu Yun to speak, he turned to me and said, "I'm Zhou Yu. This guy who drives a Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! It's your level. If you want to pick up girls, I'll wait for you to buy it." Come back when you can afford a BMW! It’s not shameful to drive a low-end car and dare to go out to pick up girls!"

BMW? Haha, I once smashed one. But I didn’t have time to waste my words with such a self-righteous idiot. I smiled and took Xu Yun’s hand and said softly: "Little Yunyun. Why are the quality of the classmates in your school so poor?"

"Then let's just ignore him." Xu looked at me, full of tenderness, not taking that Zhou Yu seriously at all.

Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and watched Xu Yun and I leave.

"Fuck!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he punched Santana in the face.

"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu let out a wild wolf howl, and his whole body suddenly trembled, and his hair stood up one by one, with green smoke rising.

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"husband.

I seemed to hear Zhou Yu's cry, what happened to him? Xu Yun asked curiously.

"Probably enjoying the free perm." I smiled evilly.

Fool, I knew you were going to take it out on my car, so this time I'm going to blow you up.

On my Santana 2000, after being installed by Du Xiaowei, if the car body is hit hard, high-voltage current will be released in an instant. I just activated the anti-theft system.

"What is a free perm?" Xu Yun asked strangely.

"You'll know when you see him." I laughed.

I knew that Zhou Yu would definitely not give up. Sure enough, when Xu Yun and I were standing by the elevator waiting for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu running over aggressively.

Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one. Just like the American soldiers in Street Fighter.

"Husband, how did you know he had his hair permed?" Xu Yun didn't know the truth of the matter yet. Even stranger.

I smiled and didn't answer.

Hand~beat~small~say, hand~beat~edition~novel, text~character~edition~novel,

"Oops. Isn't this classmate Zhou? You are so cool at being cool. You have made yourself look so cool in such a short time!" I said before Zhou Yu could speak.

"**! You *** are evil!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and yelled.

"Why did I trick someone? Who did I trick?" I asked deliberately.

"You're fucking cheating on me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.

"Why did I cheat on you?" I asked back.

"You use your car to shock me!" Zhou Yu said.

"I said classmate Zhou, I left the ground before you. How can I shock you with my car? Did my car come to life or turned into a Transformer? Have you read too many fairy tales or have you gone crazy after watching cartoons?" I laughed. road.

"I... I smashed it and it shocked me." Zhou Yu told the truth in a hurry.

"Look, that's it! You're the one holding your own. I said it didn't shock others, but it shocked you!" I said innocently, "If you feel unconvinced, you should go back and look for it. You can look for me." What are you doing? If you were awesome, could you smash it?"

"You... hum! Damn it, you asked for this! Don't blame me for being rude!" Zhou Yu stamped his feet, turned around and left.

"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Yun asked when she saw Zhou Yu suddenly left.

"I don't know, maybe I'm looking for death." I shook my head helplessly.

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"**Your mother!" Zhou Yu threw a big brick at the windshield of Santana 2000 with great effort.

"Beep, the automatic rebound system is activated..." Santana 2000 beeped twice in rhythm, accompanied by the flash of red light...

"Bang"! There was a loud bang, and before Zhou Yu could react what was going on, the brick was bounced back and hit Zhou Yu's face firmly, causing him a bruise and swollen face.

Zhou Yu finally realized the power of this awesome car this time, and cursed angrily: "You bastard, mess with me, I'm not done with you anymore." The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the angrier he became. Damn it, this car is evil. Although he was angry in his heart, But he didn't dare to make any more mistakes.

Suddenly, Zhou Yu had an idea, he said, "I can't touch you, I just have bad habits that disgust you!"

Zhou Yu looked around and saw no one around, so he quickly took off his pants, pointed at the front of the Santana 2000, and started to pee.

"Beep, the humidity level exceeds the standard, the automatic drying system is activated..." Santana 2000 beeped twice, then the red light flashed...

"Ouch~~!" Zhou Yu only felt a stream of hot air coming towards his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped far away. Unfortunately, the top of his little brother had been burned out. A blister.

Zhou Yu was too angry to continue destroying the Santana 2000. He quickly pulled up his pants, got into his BMW, and sped away to a nearby hospital.

At this moment, I was having sex with Xu Yun in the classroom, and I was imagining Zhou Yu's unlucky appearance in my mind. The Santana 2000 was equipped with the Xu Qing+|. system, which had not been tested yet.

But I never expected that Zhou Yu would be such an idiot and pee on my car... Otherwise, I would really laugh until I cramp...

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