Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel

Why would you want to duel me if you agree? I looked at the Godzilla classmates in the field. Are you mentally retarded?

The patriarch was also so angry with Godzilla that he almost vomited blood. What's so good about you? Why can't you understand what good things are like? When I say hello, you think you're really good?

But the clan leader doesn’t understand me either. Although marriage in the tribe doesn’t require a good match, at least his daughter’s husband can’t be a nobody, right? Thinking of this, the patriarch nodded slightly and said, "Okay, let Godzilla and the guests from far away perform a martial arts competition for us, but don't hurt each other!"

What about me? I was stunned and saw everyone looking at me, which made me really confused.

"Me?" I pointed at myself in astonishment and asked Shui Ling'er beside me: "Why does this guy want to compete with me? Your father actually agreed to it?"

Shui Ling'er looked at me with a confused expression: "Because he also likes me. Although my father has betrothed me to you, according to the tribe's rules, he can challenge you!"

"Your father betrothed you to me?!" I opened my mouth in surprise? Guaiguai Longdi Dong, what is your custom? Do you want to lure outsiders to stay when you see them?

At this time, an older middle-aged woman next to me saw my surprised look, so she explained to me: "Don't you know the customs of our tribe?"

"What custom?" I was confused.

"The breasts of unmarried girls are always exposed. When a boy expresses his love for the girl he likes, he will help the girl to cover her breasts. If the girl does not refuse, it means that she Accepted the boy's love!" The middle-aged woman explained: "Shui Ling'er didn't reject you just now. It means that she is also devoted to you. And as her suitor, Godzilla is qualified to challenge you! If you If you lose, you still can’t get Shui Ling’er land!”

"Is there such a strange custom?" What's so messy? I kindly put some clothes on her, just to get a wife? It seems to be earned. But the problem is, I haven’t figured out my own affairs yet, so finding a wife in this inexplicable place doesn’t seem to be the case!

"Yes, in fact, you helped her cover her breasts. In other words, you are declaring to everyone that she is your private property, and no one else can see it!" The middle-aged woman nodded.

So that’s it! OMG. There are still such strange customs in the world!

"So you don't know..." Shui Ling'er saw my appearance, suddenly sighed and said quietly: "You don't like me.

I can explain it to my father, so I don’t have to compete with Godzilla..."

Looking at Shui Ling'er's somewhat disappointed and resentful eyes, I didn't know what to say. Does she have a crush on me? We have just known each other for less than half a day, will she fall in love with me?

Although I think I'm handsome. But he is not narcissistic to this extent. Maybe she is curious because I am a foreigner? Once the novelty wears off, I might forget about it! Thinking of this, I slowly stood up. He said to the clan leader: "Clan leader, I didn't know that your tribe still has such a custom, so the matter between Shui Ling'er and I is a complete misunderstanding. We can discuss it in the long run."

"Yeah. I didn't think about it. You are from somewhere else, and you don't know that our customs here are also normal!" The patriarch was not angry after hearing my words, but he was a little embarrassed: "But the sacrifice to heaven I’ve already said it. If you don’t do it, you will be blamed by the claimant!”

Sacrifice to heaven? God? I smiled bitterly and said nothing. I know that people in these barbaric tribes revere gods very much. This kind of thinking cannot be changed by anything I say.

"Hmph, you said that on purpose because you were too scared to compete with me!" Godzilla suddenly laughed at me loudly.

I glared at him impatiently: "Are you done yet? Even if I don't marry Shui Ling'er, she won't choose you!"

As soon as I said this. The whole place was in an uproar! Originally those who had the same idea as Godzilla. They all looked at me in surprise at this moment. My words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire!

"I'm going to kill you! How dare you slander the first warrior of the Akata tribe!" Godzilla's eyes flashed fiercely.

I really don't want to compete with this Godzilla. Nothing interesting. The brute strength of his body can't match the strength of one of my fingers! Am I not bullying a child?

When Godzilla saw my lack of reaction, he thought I was scared. So he asked: "What weapon do you use!"

I look at it with disdain

"I don't use weapons!"

"You!" Godzilla raised his spear and rushed towards me.

I don't want to tangle with him, I just want to teach him a lesson so that he can shut up in the future. I know that for a stubborn person like him, even if I beat him up, he will definitely think about how to beat me next time. So I will only give up completely when I make him understand that there is not even a slight difference in strength between us.

I looked at the direction he was charging towards, and with a wave of my hand, a flame hit the ground in front of him. Like a fire dragon, it separated him alive.

Godzilla was stupid, and everyone present was stupid! Just when I was very satisfied with the effect, an unexpected thing happened!

I don’t know who took the lead, but the people in the tribe knelt down to me one after another, kowtowing and muttering something to each other! Moreover, including the clan leaders and elders, they all knelt in front of me!

"Shui Beishan, the leader of the Akata tribe, did not know that the gods were coming, so he is deeply offended!" the leader said very respectfully.

God? I was even more puzzled, but after thinking about it, I understood the reason! Just now, I was able to make a neat flame appear on the ground without any fire-making equipment. In their opinion, this is impossible to achieve manually, so they naturally regarded me as a god!

The chief of Shuibeishan saw that I was silent and thought I was angry. He quickly yelled at Godzilla: "What are you doing? Come and beg the gods to forgive your ignorance and recklessness! Do you want the gods to vent their anger on our Akata tribe?" !”

Godzilla was also stupid, he didn't expect that he had angered the god! In the hearts of people like them, gods are the supreme existence, and compared with women and gods, of course gods are more important!

Godzilla quickly wanted to run over and kneel down to me, but was unable to come because he was blocked by the fire dragon.

I couldn't help but feel a little funny when I saw his embarrassed look. I asked you to pretend to be awesome with me. Are you embarrassed? I waved my hand and the fire dragon disappeared instantly.

Godzilla then rushed over and knelt down in front of me, kowtowing.

"Okay, I'm not the god you said!" I waved my hand and said, "You all get up, you don't need to kneel down to me!"

However, the people in the tribe obviously didn't believe what I said, including Shui Ling'er, who was kneeling there tremblingly, but there was an indescribable feeling in his eyes when he looked at me.

I walked to Shui Ling'er, took her hand, helped her up from the ground and said, "Don't you even believe it? Haha, I'm just a foot trader!"

After hearing this, Shui Ling'er shook her head quickly and looked at me in horror: "I didn't know you were a god. My words were so offensive. Please forgive me!"

"Okay, you are almost becoming my woman, there is nothing left to forgive!" Seeing that the atmosphere was a little tense, I made a joke to liven up the atmosphere.

Shui Ling'er's face lit up after hearing my words, but immediately turned lonely again: "How dare I climb so high..."

My heart ached when I heard it! Could it be that this girl really likes me? Although there are a lot of love at first sight in this world, you couldn’t have met me by such a coincidence, right?

Could it be that I suddenly remembered that on the way to the tribe, I told Shui Ling'er a few popular cold jokes on the Internet, which made this girl tremble! In fact, I did it on purpose. My purpose was to see the two peaks on her chest trembling. Isn't that why you fell in love with me?

It's possible, very possible, that in this kind of tribe with little cultural fun, a joke might make people very happy. Not to mention a simple girl like Shui Ling'er, Zhao Yanyan was also fooled by my jokes back then!

I shook my head, knowing that my soft-hearted nature was starting to cause trouble again.