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Originally, the equipment [Pinru's Clothes] had very limited effect on Zhang Ming. It could only weakly improve defense and charm. After wearing it for so long, Zhang Ming used it most for its transformation function.

When wearing it, he doesn't have to worry about the trouble of wearing clothes, and the style is different every day. He only needs to flip through fashion magazines and let it change.

But after obtaining three pieces of equipment, this piece of useless equipment was finally transformed.

Equipment Card: Pinru’s Clothes (Grade C-Fragment Progress 4/10)

Equipment introduction: From the famous TV series "The Temptation of Going Home". The male protagonist Hong Shixian told his lover Ellie and asked her to wear Pinru (Hong Sexian's wife) clothes. Ellie said: "Since you are pursuing excitement, then...

Follow through to the end!", leading Hong Shixian to say a famous line that has been implemented throughout the ages...

Effect 1: Moderately improve charm and defense. In some special occasions, charm will be greatly improved;

Effect 2 (newly added): "Falled butt squat" The host has the opportunity once a day to designate a target and fall down unconditionally, and the tailbone must land on the ground, causing great pain to the target.

Effect 3 (new): The host who touches the mole can learn from Lin Pinru and hide his or her identity by placing a mole anywhere on the face. At this time, no one can recognize the host's identity. Time limit: 3 hours/day.

Side effects: After wearing this equipment, the host will subconsciously pursue excitement and unconsciously engage in death-seeking behavior, which requires extremely strong perseverance to control.

Note: This equipment can transform itself into men's clothing.

After a long list of equipment introductions, to sum up, there are only two changes:

One was an E-level equipment that was directly upgraded to C-level. Zhang Ming calculated that at this upgrade speed, if all the fragments could be collected, this piece of equipment would be at least A-level.

The original effect 1 increased with the level, but "on certain special occasions, the charm will be greatly improved." This "certain occasions" made Zhang Ming a little concerned.

The second change is the addition of two new special effects.

Butt squat is a control effect, and it is a forced control with no solution. As long as it is designated by Zhang Ming, it will definitely fall down, so the cooling time is relatively long, and it can only be released once a day.

Doing moles has an effect similar to magic.

Nowadays, Zhang Ming's identity and various abilities are no secret to the intelligence organization. With such an ability, he may play a key role in some special occasions.

However, is it really reliable to just add a mole?

I remember when I was a child, when I was watching "The Temptation of Going Home", Zhang Ming felt that the plot was a bit nonsense. It was a bit unreasonable for people who have been together for so many years to have a mole and change their hairstyle and become someone else.

How about... try it?

Zhang Ming activated the equipment effect, and a black spot smaller than a sesame seed appeared on the tip of his index finger. He pressed it on his cheekbone, then walked to the side of the pond and looked at himself in the water.

No changes at all.

It is indeed nonsense.

While Zhang Ming was squatting in front of the pool, Xif held her forehead and walked out of the banquet hall smelling of alcohol.

On the day of celebration, she no longer wore armor, but put on a milky white gauze dress full of Asgardian style, and wore a garland of pure gold on her head. After applying light makeup on her face, her facial features looked much softer.

The morning sun shone slantly on her body, coupled with her slightly tipsy and red cheeks, filling Sif with a hazy sense of beauty.

But her next actions completely shattered this haziness.

Sif took off her shoes, threw them to the ground, and walked around with bare feet.

"Thor, what are you thinking? Doesn't he know that there will be no results at all if we spend our lifespans with the Midgardians?"

On the battlefield, Sif is heroic, and in front of her friends, she always remains calm and calm.

Although it is a bit stereotyped to say this, sometimes the Asgardian warrior does forget that she is a woman. In order to become a powerful warrior, Sif has been shaped into this character since she was a child.

Only when she is alone will she occasionally show her feminine side.

She had specially dressed up for this banquet, but Thor didn't even look at her, which made Sif feel her pride was hurt.

She kicked off her shoes as if she was angry.

The shoes drew an arc in mid-air and landed in the pond with a splash. Zhang Ming, who was squatting by the pond, was drenched in water.

Xif was a little drunk, and she was in the Immortal Palace, so she completely relaxed her vigilance. She didn't notice Zhang Ming until now.

"Sorry, I...I didn't notice there was anyone else here."

Xif ran over, pulled out a handkerchief, and helped Zhang Ming wipe the water stains while explaining her reckless behavior.

Zhang Minglian said it was okay and took the handkerchief, which still had Sif's body temperature. He simply wiped his face and returned it.

"Being so panicked is not like the female warrior Sif I know." Zhang Ming said.

"You know me?" Sif asked.

Zhang Ming was stunned for a moment, remembering that he was in the "spotting mole" state. According to the skill description, he should be a complete stranger in Xif's eyes.

"Of course I know you, the famous female warrior Sif of Asgard. No one in Asgard has heard of your name." Zhang Ming casually found an excuse to excuse him.

Sif reluctantly accepted this explanation. She pointed to the place where she kicked her shoes just now, "Have you seen it?"

"Um."

"Where to start?"

"It starts when you walk out full of energy like a pufferfish."

"Pufferfish?" Sif asked.

Zhang Ming explained, "A kind of marine animal in Midgard, it will behave like this when it is angry." He took a deep breath and puffed up his cheeks.

Sif burst into laughter. This man she had never seen before gave her a feeling of familiarity and strangeness at the same time. She smiled, and her smile became awkward when she thought that this was talking about her.

"I'm a little drunk. Please don't tell the third person what I looked like just now." Sif tried her best to appear dignified and calm.

Zhang Ming asked, "Is it because of Sol?"

"How do you know?" Sif's eyes widened.

"I also know that he fell in love with a girl from Earth. You feel that you are not valued and that you have not received the due reward for your unrequited love for so many years."

Sif put her hand on her waist and was about to draw her sword out of habit, but when she touched it, she remembered that she was wearing a dress and took half a step back.

"Are you a devil? Or can you spy into people's hearts!"

Zhang Ming spread his hands and made an expression like "I know everything."

This feeling that no one knows him, but he knows everyone and knows their little secrets... is quite refreshing.

Zhang Ming's words were like a pair of scissors, cutting through all of Xif's cover-ups. She looked at Zhang Ming blankly, and finally sighed.

"You are right. I grew up with Thor. He is the son of Odin. He has shown fighting talent since he was a child. In order to attract his attention, I began to train myself.

Other girls were learning flower arranging, cooking, and weaving, but I just waved my wooden sword at the puppet every day. After so many years, I thought that one day, he would feel my feelings. Finally, after all these years, he seemed to know,

but……"

Zhang Ming couldn't listen anymore and couldn't help but mutter in a low voice: "Licking a dog will not lead to a happy ending."

"What?" Sif didn't hear what he was saying clearly.

"I mean... you can choose another man to like." Zhang Ming used his 19 years of single emotional experience to give Xif some advice.

Sif smiled bitterly and shook her head, "Would it be you? A stranger."

Zhang Minggang was just about to say, don't be joking, when a system prompt suddenly appeared in his ear.

"Key dialogue detected, equipment card: Pinru's clothes, special effect 1 is activated automatically, host's charm is greatly increased!"

Um?

The slightly drunk Sif's eyes were a little blurry. After she said the original joke, it didn't seem so funny anymore. The soft and melodious music of the harp came from the distance, and there was a more ambiguous smell in the air.

She looked at Zhang Ming and said softly: "It seems... it's not impossible. I'm tired too. Instead of wasting time on Sol, it's better to find a man who truly loves me."

Um???

Zhang Ming's heartbeat suddenly soared to 200+, and a small TV popped out to sound a high heart rate alarm!

After swallowing, Zhang Ming, who had been single for nineteen years, faced this kind of human challenge for the first time. Even in front of an army of Frost Giants, he had never been so nervous.

Zhang Ming! Please be sober. This is the effect of the equipment. Sif is drunk, and she has an ambiguous affair with Thor...

Wait! This is it!

He entered the system interface. Pinru's clothes and the phrase "On certain special occasions, the charm will be greatly enhanced" in Special Effect 1 were shining brightly.

The so-called "certain occasions" mean when you are trying to pry someone else's girlfriend!

The nature of this equipment is too bad!

"Well?"

Xif's delicate face came close to ask Zhang Ming's answer, and her sweet breath, with a hint of alcohol, fell on his face...

Clip!!!

Zhang Ming started editing, and Sayazi ran to a corner where there was no one around, leaning against the cold wall, breathing heavily, her face flushed red.

He saw a wine barrel at his feet, so he stuck his head into it and drank several sips before finally feeling relieved.

A small TV floated next to it, and a puzzled expression appeared on a small face.

"Host, why are you running?"

Zhang Ming touched his face and said, "I don't like her. Why should I keep her if I don't run away?"

"Your heartbeat can't fool anyone. Isn't this your heartbeat?"

"Heartbeat? That's not heartbeat, that's greedy for someone else's body!" Zhang Ming took a few more sips and continued:

"Besides, although I am single, I hope that as 'Zhang Ming', I can attract women with my own charm, rather than with the special effects of equipment!"

The little TV shook its head and said, "Then I probably won't be able to see that scene." After it finished speaking, just before Zhang Ming pinched its face, it slipped back into the depths of its consciousness space.

Zhang Ming canceled the effect of "spotting moles", and there was no change in appearance, but mentally, he felt much more comfortable.

It is best for him to be himself.

As soon as Zhang Minggang regained his identity, a crow squawked and flew over.

It hovered above Zhang Ming's head and said in an extremely unpleasant voice: "Zhang Ming, the God King invites you to come over."