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Iron Man roared, his skin turned bronze and reflected light in the sun. Combined with his tall and sturdy body, he looked like a humanoid tank.

He took a step forward and rushed towards Zhang Ming, knocking away the dining tables blocking his path.

Zhang Ming glanced at the shattered dining table. The air behind him became distorted. Ten bullets flew out and landed on the iron man, making a crisp sound of metal collision.

His strength should be two to three times that of ordinary people, and small-scale bullets are completely ineffective. No wonder ordinary policemen are helpless against him.

The iron man was getting closer and closer, but Zhang Ming still stood there, neither flying into the air to avoid nor defending. The absurd locks on his wrists quietly floated out and surrounded Zhang Ming.

It's just the ability to harden the body. Just tie it back like a wild boar. Thinking this, Zhang Ming drove the chain to fly over. In less than a second, the iron man was entangled into a rice dumpling.

"Wow!"

"Well done!"

The nearby tourists recognized Zhang Ming and cheered. Many people who liked to join in the fun, not afraid of the struggling iron man, came over, hoping to take photos with Zhang Ming.

Zhang Ming smiled and waved. Just as he was about to tie up Iron Man and return to Coulson's plane, the Absurd Locks sent a vague message.

"This enemy... is slimy... and impossible to grasp..."

Slimy?

Zhang Ming reacted immediately and shouted to the tourists: "Don't come over!"

The tourists were frightened by Zhang Ming. They stood there as if frozen, wondering why Zhang Ming suddenly lost his temper.

Zhang Ming didn't care about their emotions, he stared at Iron Man.

If you observe carefully, you can find that this guy's body surface is rapidly secreting a kind of yellow mucus. With the help of the mucus, he is like a slippery loach, and the chains of absurdity can't wrap around him at all.

"This...is such a disgusting ability."

Not only was the color of the mucus resembling feces, but the smell it gave off also had a strong stench. Zhang Ming did not need to remind the onlookers, and the tourists who were watching took the initiative to run away.

Zhang Ming's eyes hurt due to the smoke, so he simply closed his eyes and relied on the third-person camera to observe.

The Lock of Absurdity flew back, but fortunately it was a magic prop and would not be stained with blood, filth, or tasteless.

The absurd chain that once imprisoned the demon wolf Fenrir actually lost to this kind of thing. The chain conveyed sadness, and as for trying again... it clearly expressed its rejection to Zhang Ming.

The dignity of the Chain of Absurdity does not allow it to touch such a disgusting enemy.

"Haha, this is my invincible, ugh... invincible ability! My body can help me adapt to all external factors. No one can hurt me, but I can hurt you! Hardly, ugh... hurt you.

!”

Iron Man was vomiting while talking. He vomited all the pizza he had just eaten, and it was mixed with the mucus on his body, making the taste even more disgusting.

The onlookers ran dozens of meters outside and whispered: "Is this the enemy the Avengers are going to face? It's really terrifying!"

Zhang Ming covered his nose. Facing the iron man (or should I say "shit man"?) running towards him, he chose to fly into the air. Twenty thousand barrages fell like a torrential rain, and the sound of jingling bells rang out on the ground.

, the floor of the restaurant was penetrated, a large amount of sand and gravel dust flew, and the iron man was shrouded in dust.

He's testing the limits of Iron Man's defense.

A warm sea breeze blew by, and Iron Man stood unscathed in the deep pit dug by the barrage. His clothes were torn and he was completely naked.

Superpowers have not improved his figure. Under his bronze skin, there is a huge beer belly and flabby muscles, and the "little brother" under his belly button...

The women who were observing from a distance waved their hands in disappointment and spat on the ground, while their husbands showed a confident smile, as if to say, so what about people with super powers, full of the disdain of a winner.

Iron Man didn't have the slightest consciousness. He held out his chest and pressed his back against the edge of the pit. Countless wriggling barbs sprouted from his back and pierced into the sand, leading him to climb out of the pit.

After he came out, countless small holes appeared in his skin. People with trypophobia might faint from nausea after seeing it. The holes in the soles of the feet absorbed the gravel, and then completed the acceleration in the lower layer of the body surface, and finally looked like

It was ejected from the chest and back like a bullet.

Whoosh--whoosh--whoosh--

The people watching the battle from a distance quickly got down. A few unlucky ones didn't pay attention and were hit by sand and gravel. They immediately suffered deep wounds the size of peas.

After adapting to his abilities, Iron Man turned the direction of the gravel bullets and sprayed bullets at Zhang Ming like a machine gun.

Zhang Ming drew an arc in the air, dodging sand and gravel bullets. He stretched out his right hand and summoned the 998-coin sword. He used the drift of the flying arc to activate the acceleration effect of "Shrimp Catcher" and blinked.

Soon he came to Iron Man.

The lightsaber struck Iron Man's chest!

The lightsaber, which could cut a spaceship open like a cake, could only leave a shallow bloodstain on Iron Man's chest. Before Zhang Ming could continue to exert force, his skin became hard again.

"ha!"

Even Zhang Ming, the most famous among the Avengers, was helpless against him. This fact greatly stimulated Iron Man's nerves. He laughed wildly and sprayed bullets even harder.

"I said, nothing in this world can hurt me——"

Iron Man's laughter stopped suddenly. Zhang Ming dodged the bullet and flashed in front of him. The lightsaber slashed across Iron Man's mouth, shattering his teeth. It didn't stop until the blade touched the skin at the corner of his mouth.

Snap.

Half of the tongue was burnt black and a dozen teeth fell out.

Iron Man covered his mouth. Under the pain, he instinctively wanted to scream, but he did not dare to open his mouth, for fear that Zhang Ming would directly insert the lightsaber from his mouth this time and explode his head.

The pain was like a mouthful of phlegm, choking in his throat. The only thing Iron Man could do was to stare at Zhang Ming.

At this moment, Zhang Ming combined with the bank, boss, and wife who had squeezed him in the past, and became the object of his hatred.

The skin is very hard, but the inside of the body seems to be the same as that of ordinary people, suitable for attacking through the mouth and nostrils. Zhang Ming made a quick judgment, but the next second, Iron Man responded.

His lips, nose bridge, and eyelids split into transparent tentacles, and the tentacles were intertwined, leaving only a slight gap, in this way to block external attacks.

Iron Man stopped talking. Faced with Zhang Ming flying in the air, he really had no choice. Suddenly, he noticed the little girl who had just returned from swimming with her family on the beach.

She had no idea what was happening on the beach and was walking over holding a swimming ring and talking and laughing with her mother.

Iron Man rushed towards the little girl, and the skin under his feet spurted gas, which made his speed suddenly increase. He grabbed the little girl's wrist and held her in his arms.

"Come down! Destroy your old shoes, or I will kill her!" Rows of sharp barbs appeared on Iron Man's arm. He put the barbs on the little girl's neck and threatened Zhang Ming.

"You are disgusting beyond my imagination. Your current situation has nothing to do with starting a business and going bankrupt. Your nature is just an out-and-out scumbag."

Zhang Ming fell to the ground. He summoned a pair of plastic gloves from nowhere and put them on his hands. The restaurant owner, who was hiding in the distance, noticed the style of the gloves and suddenly found that the gloves on his waist were gone.

"Shut up! Just do as I say. Don't forget, her life is in my hands."

The girl's mother grabbed Iron Man's leg and was thrown away by him. He stared at Zhang Ming, his eyes filled with madness.

Zhang Ming's movements stalled for a moment, and then, the girl who was originally taken as a hostage by Iron Man appeared behind Zhang Ming.

"Damn teleportation!" Iron Man remembered Zhang Ming's ability reported in the news. He took a breath and inhaled a large amount of sand and gravel into his body, making him appear to have swelled.

"What if you can teleport? If you can save one person, how can you save everyone on the beach? As long as I have a thought, the sand inhaled into my body can be sprayed in all directions at 360 degrees without blind spots!

This time the speed is ten times faster than before. With me as the center, everyone within two hundred meters will die! Now, if you are still a hero, take off your shoes and cut off your own legs, so that I

Just let ordinary people go!"

Zhang Ming threw the gloves he had just put on to the ground again. The little girl who was rescued noticed that the gloves were covered with yellow mucus.

"Calm down." Zhang Ming said.

"Don't try any tricks!" Iron Man yelled.

"It's not a trick, I want you to calm down and think about it for your own life."

Zhang Ming raised his arm and tapped the button on his forearm with his finger. "This is a detonation device. It is a high-end product made by Stark Industries. Just press it lightly and you will be dead."

"Bomb? That kind of thing is useless to me!" Iron Man's voice floated out through the "tentacles" on his lips.

"Of course it will be useless if you detonate it outside, but I just put it into your body." Zhang Ming said and pressed the control device.

Iron Man felt an abnormal vibration coming from his stomach.

There is indeed something inside him!

"impossible!"

A chill ran down Iron Man's spine. He touched the tentacles on his mouth, which were still tightly intertwined. Suddenly he thought of a possibility and stretched his hands behind his butt...

"Why do you think I wear gloves?"

Zhang Ming's finger hung on the explosion button and continued: "A high-explosive bomb has just been inserted into your vagina and stayed in your large intestine. If you don't want to be blown to pieces and fed to fish, just be good to me.

Disable the ability!”

"No! Impossible! He said that my ability is invincible..."

Iron Man turned around and ran towards the ocean. Relying on his ability, as long as he entered the ocean, he could completely derive fish-like gills.

"Last warning." Zhang Ming looked at his back.

However, Iron Man seemed to be completely unable to hear Zhang Ming's words. He ran wildly and shouted: "Don't kill me! I'm not exposed, Zhang Ming, I -"

Iron Man's words were swallowed up by the violent explosion, and black and red blood flew high and fell heavily on the beach. Zhang Ming turned around and hugged the little girl to prevent her from seeing such a bloody scene.

Zhang Ming did not press the explosion button.

What was detonated was not the bomb he placed in Iron Man's body.

Someone has planted a bomb in Iron Man's body before.

Who is that person? Is it the... "him" that Iron Man said?

Zhang Ming raised his head and saw a dark plane with the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo slowly landing. Looking at Coulson and others coming out, Zhang Ming wiped the blood from his cheeks.

"Looks like our vacation is in ruins."