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Zhang Ming looked out the window. Three huge moons were suspended in the sky, lighting up the whole city. It was night on Xandar, and he didn't know who would come at this time.

Could it be possible to find the trace of the Dark Star so quickly?

The knocking on the door continues.

Zhang Ming ended his meaningless thinking and stood up to open the door. The Locks of Absurdity floated out and surrounded the area. Yang Lei emerged, causing his hair to dance slightly.

Although he was at the headquarters of the Nova Corps, it was impossible for the enemy to send people here to attack him, but there was nothing wrong with being careful.

Putting his right hand on the door, Zhang Ming's fingerprint was sensed, and the alloy door opened automatically. Unexpectedly, as soon as a gap was opened, a furry little claw came towards Zhang Ming's legs.

"Hey! Raccoon!"

"What are you doing!"

Outside the door was Star-Lord and his group. Rocket Raccoon standing at the front seemed to have already planned to attack. The moment he opened the door, he hit them with his small fist.

Gamora, who was standing behind him, was stunned. She knew Zhang Ming's fighting power all too well.

Superstar and Proxima Centauri, the two powerful Obsidian Five Generals with a Mind Stone, and many Kirita soldiers were unable to resist Zhang Ming, and were killed by him one after another. They were a ragtag group of people who were no match for Zhang Ming.

If Rocket Raccoon really pisses off the superhero in front of him, it won't be a problem that can be solved by apologizing.

Compared to Gamora's worries, Star-Lord's performance is very interesting.

He said something like "Don't do anything", but he grabbed Rocket Raccoon's shoulders and lifted him up so that his little claws could hit him better.

Looking at Rocket Raccoon's sharp nails and the slightly bulging muscles on his forearms due to the exertion of all his strength, Zhang Ming couldn't help but mutter, it was the same with Star-Lord's vaginal legs last time, why do these guys like to hit him in three directions?

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Zhang Ming complained in his heart, and then he remembered that when he first came to this world, the first small achievement he achieved was "a little expert in beating eggs"...

"Don't forget your original intention." Mao sighed like a veteran cadre after taking a sip of hot tea on the small TV in the deepest part of his consciousness.

Of course, Rocket Raccoon's hasty attack was impossible to succeed. Yang Lei didn't even use it. The Chain of Absurdity flew out automatically and wrapped Rocket Raccoon tightly, hanging in the air in a very shameful posture.

The scene suddenly became awkward.

In the end, it was Gamora who spoke first: "Well...can you let us go in and talk?"

"Please come in." Zhang Ming turned sideways and invited the Guardians of the Galaxy to come in. The Nova Legion soldier standing at the back saluted Zhang Ming and turned to leave.

There is a special meeting area in the lounge, where everyone sits on chairs.

"I heard that you injured four soldiers of the Nova Corps. I didn't expect you to dare to show up here." Zhang Ming said.

The floating robot brought them water. Star-Lord took a sip of water and said, "I can't help it. My sense of justice and mission prevent me from sitting idly by. This planet needs -"

"We were discovered by the Nova Corps' reconnaissance fleet."

Gamora interrupted Star-Lord's bragging and simply told the truth: "We were originally lurking outside the Xandar Starfield, preparing to launch an attack after discovering Ronan's spaceship. Unexpectedly, a few hours ago, the Nova Corps suddenly increased in number.

With a large search scope and intensity, we were discovered."

After she finished speaking, she added to Star-Lord: "Don't try to lie in front of this person!"

"I'm not lying, it's just artistic processing!" Star-Lord leaned his head to Gamora's ear and whispered, "And I am your boyfriend, why do you want to speak for other people on earth? Could it be... you like this

Type? He is not as handsome as me!"

After saying this, Star-Lord's eyes towards Zhang Ming were suddenly full of hostility. He glanced at Zhang Ming's figure. He rolled up his sleeves, revealing his barely strong arms, in this way showing his masculine charm.

Gamora rolled her eyes, not wanting to continue discussing this topic with him.

Drax the Destroyer on the side poked Groot, the tree man, and said with suppressed laughter: "Do you think Quill looks like an animal in estrus, trying to use his muscles to threaten foreign love rivals, but he doesn't know, not all

Everyone likes green-faced girls——”

"Shut up!" Star-Lord and Gamora said at the same time.

Zhang Ming almost spit out a mouthful of water. He coughed a few times and changed the topic back. "So, after the Nova Corps discovered it, they threw you here?"

"I heard you were here and took the initiative to apply. We can't help much with Xandar's defense system. After all..."

Gamora said "after all" several times before finally coming up with a suitable word. "After all, our past 'work' focused on sneaking in and destroying..."

"There are also thefts, robberies and murders." Star-Lord imitated the accent of a Western cowboy and stared at Zhang Ming. He took out a chocolate bar from nowhere and bit into it with a wild expression, making a "tsk tsk tsk" sound.

sound.

Gamora glared at Star-Lord and continued: "Anyway, I think I can help you here, so I brought everyone here."

Considering the specialties of the Guardians of the Galaxy, allowing them to join the regular army would not be of much help, nor would they be able to utilize the abilities of each of them.

Zhang Ming glanced across their faces, "Why take this risk? Xandar Planet has nothing to do with you."

The biggest reason why Zhang Ming stayed here was for the Power Stone, the second was the mission, and the last was out of empathy, to help a living planet not to be destroyed within the scope of his ability.

When mentioning this issue, Star-Lord's strange hostility disappeared. He said: "I made that thing. If it were in the past, I might choose to run away, because I was a loser at that time, but I want to pass this

I will take this opportunity to face myself and stop escaping. This is my responsibility."

"Ronan and Thanos made an agreement a long time ago. Once Xandar is destroyed, the gems will be handed over to Thanos. I must stop this process. And..." Gamora looked at her companions beside her. "Can.

It's an honor to die next to my friends."

Drax the Destroyer grinned: "Ronan is my enemy, there is no need for a reason to kill him."

Zhang Ming looked at the tree man Groot, "I am Groot."

Well, although I didn’t understand, his expression was very passionate. His eyes finally fell on the tied Rocket Raccoon, and the absurd locks released his mouth.

"These fools are coming, and of course they need a wise and brave captain to lead them!" Rocket Raccoon said, "Also, when are you going to put me down? This piece of shit is strangulating my bladder. If you don't let go,

I just peed on it."

This group of guys, who all have their own flaws, are united by their respective sense of responsibility and their friendship.

Compared with traditional superheroes such as Steve and Tony, these guys are more like your most annoying neighbors and colleagues in daily life. They always cause you trouble and stumble, but when you really need help

, these "nuisances" will lend a helping hand as soon as possible——

Even though those hands are a little rough and dirty, that doesn't stop them from pulling you out of the fire pit.

"Last question." Zhang Ming stared at Rocket Raccoon, "Why did you hammer my balls?"

"That..." Rocket Raccoon looked away.

The answer is because Zhang Ming tied him up so uncomfortable last time in the Zhiwu Realm, so he tried to find a way to "retaliate".

This is an extremely narrow-minded guy, Zhang Ming thought.

Although he repeatedly promised that there would be no next time after putting Rocket Raccoon down, Zhang Ming believed that as long as there was a chance, he would definitely stretch out his furry little hand and punch him again.

After explaining the cause and effect clearly, Zhang Ming and the Guardians of the Galaxy discussed how to deal with different situations after Ronan appeared.

The biggest trouble during this period is not that Ronan's trace is elusive, but that Star-Lord and Drax are the two troublemakers.

Hmm... It's a bit weird to say that, as if you are saying you are shit...

In short, the advice provided by these two guys, one is brainless, the other is full of all kinds of cleverness, full of opportunism, and the plan has a very low error tolerance rate.

When Zhang Ming asked Star-Lord what to do if a certain stage of the plan failed, he said: Of course it depends on the on-the-spot reaction.

After spending a whole night, Zhang Ming rubbed his forehead and finally decided on several different plans, some of which required the cooperation of the Nova Corps.

Zhang Ming has no worries about the tactical quality of the Nova Corps.

"All that's left is to confirm Ronan's whereabouts," Zhang Ming said.

Everyone nodded, and everyone's face was full of fighting spirit.

However, after waiting for three days, the imagined war did not happen. Except for the mission prompts, Zhang Ming was sure that the enemy would attack. Both the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Nova Corps were a little confused, especially the top brass of the Nova Corps.

They did not suspect that Zhang Ming was a liar, they were just worried that there might be something wrong with the source of the information.

It is impossible for Xandar to be on the highest alert all the time, and it is impossible for the external reconnaissance forces to always focus on finding the Dark Star. In this state, the resources consumed are dozens of times higher than usual.

Just when Commander-in-Chief Irani was hesitating whether to talk to Zhang Ming again, news came from an informant from the most remote and dangerous Kree Empire:

"The Dark Star was discovered and is undergoing armed deployment at the ninth port of the Kree Empire. The deployment level..."

"Level 1 state of war!"

The Commander-in-Chief leaned back on the chair, feeling a sigh of relief in her chest. Then, she thought of the various grievances between Xandar and the Kree Empire, and her breath suddenly burned and turned into a raging fire.

"Ask the leaders of each legion to come over immediately for a meeting." She pressed the communicator on the table.

"Received, what is the theme of the meeting?" the signal soldier asked.

"War." Commander-in-Chief Irani's tone was sonorous and forceful. She glanced at the secret report sent back by the informant. "Level 1 war, they are going to tear up the peace agreement!"