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Chapter 394 Ass needles and crazy face slaps

The spacecraft stopped two thousand meters above the ground, the hatch opened, and the Avengers wearing tight-fitting space battle suits flew out, each person's body faintly emitting blue light.

"I like your characters very much." Edward turned his head and said to Zhang Ming. He stretched out his right hand, and the dark sky of Mars suddenly became brighter. Countless snow-white arms stretched out from the void, and in the blink of an eye, the flying Avengers were shot away.

surrounded.

"Rather than spending time looking for it, it feels good to have this kind of food delivered to your door... huh?"

Before Edward could finish his pretentious words, he heard cuts, explosions, gunshots, and arms falling into pieces of flesh.

"How can it be?"

The one at the front was Natasha. She swooped down like a meteorite, clenching her fists tightly.

"Ai-de-hua!"

The fist crossed the dimension and landed hard on Edward's face. There was a click, and his neck twisted 180 degrees, and then suddenly turned into dots of white light.

Whoosh!

Familiar figures appeared next to Zhang Ming.

Natasha, Morrison, Dio, McCree, even Angela and Moira came over.

"How did you do it?" Zhang Ming asked Natasha.

Natasha shook her fist and said, "I have to ask your amazing girlfriend."

Zhang Ming looked at Angela and she pulled out an injection gun.

"Theoretical stuff, I'll explain it slowly when I get back. In short, this is a power hormone developed based on the special potion left by the big boss. After injecting the hormone, you can touch 'that dimension' to a certain extent.

exist."

"Then what are you waiting for? Give me a quick shot." Zhang Ming rolled up his sleeves as he spoke.

Angela looked away awkwardly: "It's not an injection in the arm."

"ha?"

Zhang Ming noticed that the eyes around him were all focused on his buttocks, and he pointed at Edward who was not far away again. "Wait a minute, you don't want me to take off my pants in front of the enemy and give a spanking, right?"

If this is really the case, Zhang Ming feels like he has already lost before the fight even started.

Edward didn't even need to take action. He recorded this segment and then played it on a loop back on Earth. Zhang Ming was completely embarrassed to see anyone.

"You all do this?" Zhang Ming asked.

Everyone nodded, and Dio said: "We don't have the nerve to trouble Angela, so we will do it ourselves. If you feel embarrassed..."

Dio glanced at Edward in the distance, thought for a moment and continued: "...We will form a circle to block you."

"Does it have to be like this?" Zhang Ming asked desperately.

"With the same dosage, the effect of buttock injection will be 30% stronger," Angela said.

Zhang Ming picked up the injection gun, and for a moment, a strangely calm atmosphere entered the sky. Even Edward did not attack. It seemed that he was also curious about what choice Zhang Ming would make.

"Everyone, turn around!" Zhang Ming said through gritted teeth.

"Pfft--" Natasha couldn't help laughing at first, but she immediately covered her mouth, and only her shoulders kept shaking.

A few seconds later, Zhang Ming, with a blue light emerging from his body, flew to the front of the team. With a sullen face, he pretended not to hear the rustling laughter behind him, and turned his shame into anger, glaring at Edward in the distance.

Bang bang bang!

Edward clapped his hands and said with admiration: "In order to defeat me, you don't hesitate to take off your pants in public——"

"do not talk."

"Taking off your pants is just a small gesture, but what it represents behind it is your determination to defeat me at all costs——"

"Shut up!"

"Depending on your willingness to take off your pants, I will definitely——"

"I told you to stop talking!" Zhang Ming became angry and rushed toward Edward with his face red, followed closely by a group of Avengers.

A new round of battle broke out in the sky, and this time they were finally on a fair battlefield.

Zhang Ming, who had been injected with strength hormones, was the well-deserved main attacker. Dio and Morrison assisted, Natasha provided support, and Angela and Moira provided treatment and assistance.

The power hormone can form a light film on the surface of the user's skin, which will extend to swords and firearms. Therefore, even the bullets fired will still attack Edward as long as they are within a certain range.

"I didn't expect that there are people on earth who have come into contact with 'that dimension', and they have taken a completely different path from me. This feeling...should be a superpower."

Edward dodged a bullet and grabbed a handful of Dior's chest. He narrowed his eyes slightly and carefully felt the components of the power hormone with his fingers.

"He should have had brief contact with 'that dimension', but was unable to enter it. At best, he used the power of 'that dimension' to control the minds of some vulnerable people. Your potion is the brain fluid of that superpower person... No,

To be precise, they are imitations, very successful imitations.”

After a brief contact, Edward deduced the cause and effect. His eyes crossed the crowd and landed on Angela and Moira flying at the rear.

"It seems that you have two good scholars. However, it is impossible to kill me with this imitation..."

Zhang Ming grinned: "But you will indeed be injured. Although it is very weak, every time I 'kill' you, you will lose a small part of your life. As long as I kill you enough times, you will eventually die."

"If you can do it," Edward said.

Zhang Ming took a deep breath, transferred 100,000 coins, exchanged a bunch of junior lucky bags, and directly chose to open them all. As expected, nothing worthy of attention was found, and he did not expect to gamble by opening the lucky bags.

Bundle.

Zhang Ming has only one purpose: stamina potion.

A large number of physical potions that allow him to spend as much as he wants!

A junior lucky bag costs one thousand coins. One hundred thousand coins can be exchanged for one hundred lucky bags. With Zhang Ming's luck, on average, one lucky bag can draw out two to three junior physical potions.

One hundred lucky bags, converted into editing, is two hundred to three hundred editing times.

Of course, this is a theoretical algorithm. With the extensive use of stamina potions, a certain amount of "drug resistance" will develop in the short term. It may take two bottles or even more to restore the number of clips per session, but...

That's enough.

Zhang Ming flashed to Edward's side, and the opponent had no time to react. He slashed with his sword and cut him into two pieces. Edward was shattered into pieces. Before he could regroup in the distance, Zhang Ming appeared again.

The sword blade cuts through a "Z" shape.

Wow——

This time Edward did not condense his body at will, but instantly split into dozens of clones.

The dark chains of absurdity flew out, entangled these clones one after another, and then edited out the time in between.

In Edward's eyes, as soon as he separated his clones, the chains wrapped around them and brought them together. The blue light of Yang Lei mixed with power hormones exploded in the clones, blowing them into pieces.

Once, ten times, a hundred times...

In less than two minutes, Edward experienced hundreds of deaths and resurrections, and his body began to flicker like a poor signal.

He didn't expect that there would be such a thing as power hormone, nor did he expect that Zhang Ming could control time time and time again as if tirelessly.

This time, a rare look of panic finally appeared on his face.

"I don't understand why you attach so much importance to the lives of ordinary people. I remember that there is something called 'cigarette' on earth. The number of deaths due to smoking in the whole year is around 5 million. The number of people I kill is less than the number of people killed by cigarettes."

One-tenth of."

Edward looked at Zhang Ming and said: "If I say that I can help people on earth quit smoking completely, so that five million people will avoid death every year, will you continue to fight me?"

"Even if humans eat shit every day and kill 10 million people every year, that's still our own business!" Zhang Ming raised his right hand high, and the power gem bloomed with purple brilliance.

"But you, you troublemaking alien bastard, must die here today!"

Edward's expression became gloomy. He didn't want to continue to tangle with Zhang Ming. Anyway, he was at a high latitude and could ignore space and appear anywhere in the world. He could retreat first, and then find an opportunity to kill the Avengers one by one.

As for Zhang Ming, he wants to stay until the end.

He wants Zhang Ming to die in endless fear and despair!

Just when Edward was about to leave, he suddenly noticed that the sky above his head suddenly darkened.

He raised his head and saw that a helicarrier was wrapped in purple light and falling rapidly towards him. His intuition told him that there was something in this spaceship that could hurt him.

It's time to go, Edward thought.

He used the high-latitude passage to escape from Mars and came to Earth.

However, the next moment, he returned to Mars again.

It's the power of time again.

Because he is located at a high latitude, Edward can vaguely feel the power of time acting on his body. He understands that if Zhang Ming is not dealt with, no matter where he escapes to in the world, he will be reversed in time and pulled back again.

"Zhang Ming!"

He rushed towards Zhang Ming.

However, the editing started again, and the Helicarrier landed directly on Edward. At the same time, Ultron, who had been on standby, pressed the switch.

The last Ark reactor was specially detonated, and a large amount of electromagnetic pulse waves were released from the helicarrier! The entire battleship became a huge pulse bomb, hitting Edward in the face and falling to the ground.

boom--

The battleship hit the ground, a deep crater was created on the surface of Mars, and the ground within tens of kilometers nearby was shaking violently. The continuous pulses continued.

"You think this kind of thing will be useful to me? I'm not a fragile defective product like Shirley!"

The electromagnetic pulse can touch Edward and cause some trauma, but it is still too reluctant to use the pulse shock to kill him in one fell swoop.

Edward was about to leave the ground when suddenly he felt a vibrating frequency.

This is……

Through the gaps in the outer armor of the battleship, Edward saw a green giant waving his fists, smashing the walls in front of him layer by layer.

Zhang Ming flashed behind the Hulk, pulled off his pants, stabbed a wound with a lightsaber, and then injected power hormone into his butt.

"Ouch!"

Hulk roared in pain, turned his head and stared at Zhang Ming.

He remembered this face.

After hesitating for a few seconds, Hulk silently turned around and stared at Edward below. Because he was surrounded by electromagnetic pulses, he was unable to escape to high latitudes and could only lie on the ground.

"Wait a minute -" Edward yelled, and the next second, his voice was drowned by Hulk's roar:

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Countless huge fists fell on Edward's face.

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