Video bloggers in American comics

When we drove to the town, it was already the afternoon of the day.

Zhang Ming first drove to the crater where Thor's Hammer landed. He didn't have to search hard for this place. He could just follow the wheel tracks to find it.

The area around the crater was extremely lively. Men lined up and tried to get the hammer one by one. Those waiting were eager to try, while those who failed shook their heads and sighed.

The business-minded hawker moved the barbecue stall over and started a small business by shouting one yuan a bunch and two yuan a bottle of beer.

Zhang Ming got out of the car and stood on the edge of the crater, looking at Thor's hammer, which was surrounded by everyone. An elderly man came next to him and said with a smile: "Don't you want to try? They have

Rumor has it that this thing is a distant cousin of the Sword in the Stone, and as long as you can pick it up, you can become the king of the United States."

The imagination of working people is really endless.

Zhang Ming waved his hands and said that he would not interfere with his little arms and legs.

"I'm going to give it a try. Maybe I can live up to my age and live like a president." The old man said, returned to his pickup truck, pulled off a long chain of chains, and walked off.

Zhang Ming did not continue to pay attention to their attempts. Thor's hammer is also called Mjolnir (the English pronunciation is very similar to "meow", so it is also called Mjolnir). It is said that it is made from the core of a Death Star.

and the branches of the World Tree, which have been made by the strongest craftsmen of the dwarves for hundreds of years.

The actual weight of Thor's hammer is not heavy. Otherwise, if a Death Star fell on the earth at high speed, it would not be a small crater, and it would cause a global disaster.

When the time comes, let alone asking Gu Yi to help take care of the child, she will probably lead Kama Taj's mages and rush into Asgard to fight for Odin.

The reason why the Meowth Hammer cannot be lifted is because it has Odin's spell on it. Only those who are recognized can lift it. In the movie universe, only Thor and Steve are recognized by the hammer. It seems that this

Recognition is extremely precious.

But in fact, in the comic universe, in addition to the two mentioned above, there are also Natasha, Storm, Jane, and even Loki who have picked up the hammer and used the power of Thor.

It can be seen that the judgment of Meow Hammer is very confusing and highly subjective.

Zhang Ming felt the gaze from behind, turned his head and saw the familiar black suit. Standing in the front was Colson, whom he had not seen for a long time.

Zhang Ming waved vigorously at him, and Coulson also raised his hand, forced a smile, and pointed downward, meaning that he would come over later.

After the remote greetings ended, Coulson immediately took out his cell phone, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and called Director Fury.

"Director, I found that thing, but compared to our discovery... I have more urgent things to report to you now."

"What happened?"

Director Fury was startled by Coulson. He rarely saw this calm subordinate speaking in such a tone.

"It's Zhang Ming!"

Colson glanced back, gave Zhang Ming a forced business smile, and continued: "He came to New Mexico, right next to the hammer!"

Director Fury and Coulson fell silent at the same time. As two thoughtful agents, they reached a consensus not long ago.

Zhang Ming is a "problem detector".

As long as he appears wherever he goes, problems will arise. He has a magical power that can always turn small things into big things and big things into disasters. It seems that if he doesn't cause several explosions a month, or if he doesn't cause an international incident that threatens the world,

I felt uncomfortable all over.

As an American, Colson sometimes wondered with malice whether Zhang Ming might be that big country on the other side of the ocean, and the human weapons developed by Zhang Ming were specifically thrown into the United States to mess up the domestic environment.

Coulson said to the director: "I need support to deal with special situations that may arise. There are only two senior agents on the scene, me and Hawkeye, which is not enough. It is best to send Natasha and Crossbones."

"

Still supported?

Director Fury wants to withdraw Hawkeye to prevent him from being "incited to rebel" by Zhang Ming like Moira.

Considering that Coulson was also an old employee, Director Fury comforted him with a few words, drew a few cakes, and promised to "take a rest after finishing this work" before finally hanging up the phone.

Colson put down his cell phone and planned to keep an eye on Zhang Ming during this period to avoid causing any new trouble. However, he turned his head and saw that Zhang Ming, who was standing next to the hammer a few seconds ago, had now disappeared.

"Where are the people?"

The subordinate replied: "Just now, he drove in a car and hurried towards the town."

Colson covered his forehead and felt his blood pressure soaring. He gave the order: "You guys, surround this place and drive all the idlers away. I'll go to the town."

Zhang Ming stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. Just now, when he waved to Coulson, the small TV suddenly popped up and announced the first small task of "The Prince's Road to Overlord":

Ask the host to find Thor Odinson within an hour and gain his favor.

"It will take at least half an hour to drive back from here!" Zhang Ming asked: "What will happen if this small task fails?"

"The Prince's Road to Overlord series of missions will fail." Xiao TV explained.

Zhang Ming gestured with his middle finger, took out his mobile phone, opened the browser and searched for the phone number of the small town hospital. According to his memory, Sol was sent to the hospital after his arrival.

After the call was dialed, Zhang Ming asked the front desk if there was a man with long blond hair. The nurse at the front desk immediately raised her voice when she heard this.

"Are you the patient's family member? What's going on with you? We need to take good care of family members who are mentally ill. How can we let him run around casually? Now he has injured several doctors and ran away. You, the family member,

Please come over and compensate as soon as possible”

Zhang Ming hung up the phone and blocked the hospital's number.

He dialed Colson's phone again, "Do me a favor. If you see a man with long blond hair, tell me."

After making arrangements, Zhang Ming drove into the town and immediately ran to the largest bar in the town.

"Hello, sir..."

Before the bartender could speak, Zhang Ming said, "I'll pay for all the beer you have."

"All inclusive? Sir, are you kidding me? This is a lot of money..."

Zhang Ming photographed a bank card on the bar.

"It's all included! Debit it now. If there is no problem, all the beer will be moved outside and you can drink it for free. Whoever drinks the most will be rewarded with 10,000 US dollars, which will also be debited from my account! I only have one request, in the shortest time

Within this time, let all the men in the town know the news!"

The bartender was stunned by Zhang Ming's arrogance. He took out the POS machine and confirmed that the money had really arrived. The bartender excitedly held Zhang Ming's hand and shouted: "This gentleman, no, this boss, I believe it."

I, I will make today the most lively festival in the town!"

A small TV popped up and reminded: "There are still fifteen minutes until the mission deadline."

"No hurry." Zhang Ming asked the bartender, "Where is the bathroom?"

The bartender stopped caring about business. Today's commission was more than his two months' salary. He jumped out from the bar, hunched over, and took Boss Zhang to the toilet himself.

"Sir, I'm right at the door of the toilet. If you need anything, you can call me at any time."

"No, you go and do your work." Zhang Ming dismissed the bartender, took out the paper, and sat quietly on the toilet.

"Remind the host again, there are still tasks... eh?" A question mark appeared above the small TV.

Click.

The countdown to the task, which originally had only ten minutes left, suddenly stopped as Zhang Ming took off his pants and sat on the toilet.

"Hey hey hey..." Zhang Ming covered his mouth and snickered.

He sat on the toilet and ten minutes passed.

A broadcast came from outside, informing everyone in the town that there was free flow of alcohol, and the person who drank the most would be rewarded with a reward of 10,000 US dollars.

Small TV: "..."

After another ten minutes, the laughter of the crowd gradually appeared outside.

The small TV, which had been in the space of consciousness, finally couldn't bear it anymore and popped out and asked: "Host, what are you doing?"

"Go to the toilet."

"But now I'm still on task."

Zhang Ming picked his nose and said: "I'll go to the toilet after I finish. Why are you in a hurry? I can't let the audience watch and suddenly I pooped my pants. As you just said this morning, under special circumstances, the system

The countdown will stop, I am in a special situation now, if you don’t believe me, just hear it.”

The little TV holds a small fist and a well appears on its forehead.

It seemed to have seen Zhang Ming's thoughts. He was exploiting loopholes in the system's rules and forcibly delaying the task by going to the toilet.

"Okay, host, you are very good." The little TV smiled and retreated into the depths of consciousness.

It was estimated that the time was about the same. Zhang Ming patted his butt and stood up. As soon as he walked out of the bar, he saw a man with long blond hair, surrounded by everyone. After he drank all the wine in the quilt, he raised the glass high.

Then he threw it to the ground hard.

"Haha! Have another drink!"