"Boss, get ready!" In
a tea room, Li Rundong sat in a wheelchair and slowly opened his eyes, next to him, a beautiful woman was pinching his feet, and a beautiful woman was pressing his head.
A man in a suit bowed his head respectfully and said, "We invited a total of six gangs, and only one came, called the Dacong Society..."
Li Rundong turned his head to look at the man in the suit and said unhappily: "Is it because you dislike the lack of money? You didn't tell them, is it just a meeting gift?" The man in
the suit said embarrassedly: "They took the money and then kicked me out." "
What is a gangster, this is is! You just say it's black or not, Li Rundong wanted to stand up and scold, but his leg hurt, and he said viciously: "Dare to hack Lao Tzu's money, I'll let you see, what is it like to ignore me today, and you can't afford to climb me tomorrow... What are you doing in a daze, don't push me over!" Li
Rundong rented this manor, although the area is not large, but there are not many people, except for him, he only invited three people, a male bodyguard, two beautiful maids, and the money has to be spent on the blade.
This is a typical poor time for too long, once you have money, you don't know how to spend it, you sit in the most luxurious wheelchair, you wear the most expensive plaster... When I went down the mountain yesterday, I didn't stand firm and fell again, and I almost didn't die in the mountain.
"Yes, you're old, are you here to be funny?" Li Rundong was stunned as soon as he entered the house, there was a group of uncles sitting in the room, all with gray hair, although their expressions were very serious, but there were no egg collars here, okay
? Li Rundong turned his head to look at the man in the suit pushing the wheelchair, and asked: "What I want is a gangster, do you know what a gangster is? Fight and kill, the kind with a machete, not get on the bus, drop! Forget it, you've been fired, you lead them to the supermarket to buy two boxes of eggs, let's go!"
At this time, an old man with a stick came over, stood in front of Li Rundong, took off his shirt, and his entire upper body was covered with tattoos and scars, and said in a deep voice: "Young man, I think back then, I held two watermelon knives in my hands..."
Li Rundong beckoned to the man in the suit behind him, helped him up, and said with a smile: "Uncle, we are all precious time, so we won't recall the past, otherwise, your son, grandson, whether there are gangsters, I will accept all the orders, you go out like this, others still think it is the sunset red tour group
!" "Stinky boy, are you looking for death
!" "Boss, as long as you say a word, I will give him three knives and six holes!" "
Enough! Don't make trouble!".
The uncle waved his hand to stop the angry uncles behind him, and sneered: "Brothers, he thinks we are old, is he floating, or we can't hold the knife anymore!"
Of course, it is also possible that the uncle has Parkinson's.
The momentum of these uncles is still very bluffing, as the so-called tiger old ambition is there, as long as the coffin lid is not covered, Li Rundong really didn't dare to say anything for a while, grabbed the uncle's hand, and said very sincerely: "Please join us, Daconghui, it really deserves its reputation."
Uncle was stunned for a moment, and suddenly had a feeling of sympathy, I didn't expect that Dacong would have retired to the rivers and lakes for many years, and some people remembered, puzzled: "Have you heard our story?"
"No, but your faces are full of stories." Li Rundong looked at the uncles and nodded with a smile.
The man in the suit next to him smiled: "Scared me, you said just now that you let them go."
Li Rundong shook his head and said: "I don't have a vision, I can't imagine that they will carry knives on them, and they will have one in hand, it's really hard to say!" The
atmosphere eased, the uncles also put away the knives, and the leading uncle said: "Since my son got married, I have been helping to take care of the children at home, if it weren't for my grandson going to elementary school, I wouldn't have planned to go out of the mountain, I said in advance, the medical expenses and funeral expenses are yours!"
"That's not good, in addition to medical expenses and funeral expenses, the death pension is 500,000 neon coins per person, and you can't take a penny... But the ugly words are ahead, you can't deliberately give away people's heads..."
The uncle patted his chest and promised: "We have more than 100 brothers in the Dacong Society, and this life will be sold to you!"
Seeing that the uncles took out their knives one after another, it seemed that they were preparing to commit suicide by caesarean section, Li Rundong's face turned pale, and he had met the porcelain toucher! I had known that I would not mention any death benefits...
"Brush!" The
blade of the knife cut his fingers, the uncle took a bowl, took a little blood one by one, handed it to Li Rundong, and said loudly: "This is our ceremony of allegiance to you, drink it, we are your people
!" "Uncle, remember to go back and get a tetanus injection, your knife is rusty!" Li Rundong breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at a large bowl of dark brown blood, swallowed saliva, this thing is not poisonous, right?
The uncle raised the bowl again and motioned to drink it while it was hot.
Li Rundong said with a sad face: "My stomach is not very good, and it is easy to have diarrhea when I eat raw things, otherwise, I will keep it for now, and I will take a dip when I eat hot pot at night..."
"I thought about it again, let's drink it now, the shabu-shabu will lose its umami..."
Li Rundong took the bowl, closed his eyes, pinched his nose and poured it into his mouth, almost didn't vomit him, and then slammed the bowl hard, his mouth was full of blood, and he shouted at the top of his throat: "From today on, we are brothers, don't ask for the same year... That, share happiness and hardship, brothers, you drink tea first, I'll go and prepare dinner, and we will eat and talk at night, don't get drunk and don't go home!"
Lying in the toilet, Li Rundong looked loveless, and recruited a group of uncles, how to give Su He an errand, but he didn't dare to hide it, so he had to call Su He.
"What's the matter?" Su He's voice came from the phone.
Li Rundong hurriedly said: "The matter of you asking me to form a gang is going very well, and more than 100 people were recruited on the first day, all of whom brought their own weapons, and they are absolutely experienced."
"Well, well done, let's do it according to the original plan! first grab the territory, and then continue to expand the size of the gang, don't be reluctant to spend money... Do you have any questions?"
"No, no, I was thinking just now, there are more than 100 people here, and I haven't asked the cook to buy groceries yet..."Li Rundong had a headache, and his mind was already thinking about more than 100 uncles grabbing land with machetes, what kind of scene is it, isn't this more than Boru's blood?"
"Order takeout!".
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