"Follow me, a slow motion with the left hand and the right hand, and a replay in slow motion with the right hand and the left hand..."
"No matter what, we all have to live, because tomorrow, the sun will rise as usual!"
"I want to write a book about killing Holmes and surviving on a desert island, which is called "Li Rundong Crusoe"...""
Now even if Su He comes, desperately begs me, kneels in front of me and kowtows, I will die on the island, and I will not go back with him!"
Li Rundong stood on the reef, his upper body naked, doing morning exercises, the sun was shining, today was another day full of positive energy.
On the reef, the coconut shells formed a circle, from Su Lao Da to Su Twenty-one, except for Su Lao Liu, Su Lao Liu was already a little shriveled, but Su Twenty-one was in good spirits.
Suddenly, his foot accidentally touched Su Sixteen, and the coconut shell slowly rolled towards the sea.
"No
, no, no..." Li Rundong lay on the reef and said with tears in his eyes: "I'm so annoyed, I suddenly became a fool who loves to cry, and I don't have the appearance that a man should have..."
After two minutes, Li Rundong got up, jumped and jumped: "Boat, boat, boat... Help! I'm here! I've got money, I've got a lot of money..."
In order to attract the attention of the big boat, Li Rundong grabbed Su Boss and kicked it out, and then Su Lao Er... There are still words in his mouth: "Damn, Su He! It's you who are unkind first, don't blame me for being unjust, those tens of billions of dollars, Lao Tzu enjoyed it alone! You didn't come to pick me up, Lao Tzu didn't give you a penny, and spent it all!" kicked Su
Twenty-one out, Li Rundong saw that the big boat had stopped, and he didn't have time to think too much, as soon as he took off his pants, he lit them with a lighter, but this time he also left a pair of pants.
Watching a lifeboat slowly rowing in, Li Rundong was excited, turned around and ran towards the woods, and it didn't take long for him to run out with Holmes's head, which was his trophy, Holmes's head was enough to pay for the boat, after all, he only had a pair of pants left.
Sun, sand, waves, and a naked man, Su He's lifeboat swayed in the waves, he looked at the man on the beach, under the sun, with a well-proportioned figure, dark skin, resolute eyes, and full of manliness, and hesitated: "Why don't you leave him here?"
Huh, come back, I'll go! I'll fuck you uncle!" Watching
the waves pushing the lifeboat farther and farther, Li Rundong was in a hurry, and directly threw Holmes's head out, and then swam desperately into the sea.
......
Under the night, the sea became deeper, sitting under the trees, smelling the aroma of barbecue, listening to the cries of animals in the woods, looking at the ships and the full moon not far away, Su He felt extremely comfortable.
After staying at sea for a long time, it is more comfortable to step on the earth.
Next to him, Li Rundong curled up and stared at the ship for several hours.
"Okay, I'll take you on the boat tomorrow, why are you in a hurry... Let's eat barbecue now, smell the smell of plants and earth, not to mention how comfortable it is
!" Su He handed the roasted snake meat to Li Rundong, Li Rundong didn't move his eyes, and said hoarsely□: "Twenty days!!Twenty days!! do you know how I spent these twenty days? How many snakes and corpses there are on this island, do you know?"
"I'm sorry, I'm late... For the past 20 days, I have missed you every day, I want to come as soon as possible, I really wish that the person who stayed on the island was me, I can't wait to take a rocket to pick you up... Are you doing well?"
Li Rundong looked up at Su He abruptly and asked, "You asked me how I was doing? What do you think? Do you know that I talk to coconut shells every day? I am just ready to die on the island, you are here, what are you here for
!" "Smack
!" "It's almost okay, don't inch in!" Su
He fought with a backhand, a loud and familiar voice, Li Rundong covered his face and cried: " I knew you wouldn't leave me, I knew you would come to pick me up, you must have worked hard all the way, right?"
Su He took out an orange from his pocket and threw it to Li Rundong, and said coldly: "Okay, don't cry, like a girl... Na, this is a good thing, Captain Planck gave it to me, I am reluctant to eat
it..."Li Rundong swallowed his saliva, hurriedly stuffed the orange peel into his mouth, and sighed: "You don't know how unpalatable the wild fruits on the island are, even this orange peel is better than anything on the island..."
Su He, I'm glad you came to pick me up, it's like a dream... I'm a little sleepy, I'll first..."
Before the words were finished, Li Rundong fell asleep, Su He shook him, but there was no reaction, and then turned his head to look at the ship parked at sea, and said in a deep voice: "Scheming and ruthless Captain Planck, what do you want to do?"
The sun jumped suddenly, jumped out of the sea, and the whole sky lit up, Li Rundong opened his eyes, looked at Su He standing on the beach, and the steamer on the sea, and breathed a sigh of relief, it was not a dream!
Turning his head to look at the woods, Li Rundong sighed: "I am a serious person, what kind of novel do I write..."Li Rundong Crusoe, don't write it!"
Su He stood on the beach, looking at the head at his feet, it was Holmes, who was already highly rotten, and he didn't know what Li Rundong was doing with this thing, it was pure psychopath.
Soon, Su He and Li Rundong got on a life raft and rowed towards the steamer.
Li Rundong has changed from a fat man to a man, he said excitedly: "That ship is heaven, and the island behind us is hell, I can't wait to kiss the hot deck, hug every crew member, drink wine, and chat with them passionately about the legends on the sea..."
Su He looked at the five corpses on the deck, Freke who was entangled in a fishing net, Rhodes who was strangled by a rope, Davy who was pierced in the heart by a dagger, Crane who had his eyes gouged out, and the sailor who guarded Crane, his name was James, and he was choked to death by his own tongue.
Li Rundong squatted behind Su He and said in a low voice: "What's the situation?"
Looking at a few sailors who looked panicked, Li Rundong had a bad premonition, and then looked at Su He, Okay, it's just a basic operation, it's me who made a fuss.
Su He turned his head to look at him and said with a smile: "You can kiss the deck lightly and hug every crew member... By the way, you talk to them for a while, and I'll go get you wine.
Li Rundong looked at the five corpses on the ground, and then at the five sailors standing, and asked suspiciously: "Who are you talking to?"
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