Irena also objected fiercely after hearing this: “What are you talking about! You can speak human language! Is a cat that can speak human language roasting and eating you still a human being?!——It’s too wasteful? No matter what! Steam it to keep the flavor!”
“——Let’s be two of you! I’m so cute! You want to eat?!”
The black cat fled to the outside of the rusty fence in a flash, its blue eyes wide open in disbelief, looking at the two people who did not walk the usual way.
“Just kidding.” Irena let out a “huh” and cleared her throat before continuing, “Let’s just call this our little revenge.”
“Huh? Are you joking?” Luo Mo was a little surprised.
Irena was even more surprised: “Are you… serious?”
“Cough, compared to this, your body doesn’t itch anymore?”
“-Forgot?! Hurry up! Get the bugs off me, both of you!”
Thinking that there were bugs on her body, Irena immediately jumped up, and kept bouncing around in place, trying to shake the non-existent bugs off her body.
Luo Mo, who was watching the girl “dance” indifferently, looked at this funny scene, and couldn’t help but want to take out his phone to record it.
But it’s a pity, in order to avoid accidentally breaking the instrument of torture, he can only give up and quietly watch from the sidelines.
Just when Irena couldn’t help but want to talk about him, soDisregarding the feelings of “classmates” and not helping himself at all while watching the show, the black cat outside the fence said in a speechless tone: “Stop jumping, you have been tricked, you have no bugs at all.”
“Liar! Then why am I itchy?”
“That’s the characteristic of people who reject cat physique. Think about it carefully, has your physical condition gotten worse and worse since you came to this country, and you also have eye pain, runny nose, sore throat, dizziness, nausea, vomiting all over your body? Things like itching up and down.”
“….”
Listening and listening, Irena gradually understood what happened to her.
Stopping the meaningless jumping, with a distorted smile, he looked wordlessly at Luo Mo who had been hiding by the side for some time.
“If I said that I accidentally read it wrong just now…would you believe it?”
“Of course, but since I believe you, then you can definitely believe that when we go out later, if you are accidentally struck to death by lightning, it is only caused by my hand slipping, it is definitely not intentional, right~! ”
Irena’s face was full of smiles, but at the same time it was so gloomy that it was scary, and her lively and cheerful tone was also full of killing intent.
“Why do you distrust people so much? Obviously I didn’t mean it.” Luo Mo, who fully interpreted the phrase “a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water”, spread his hands and said helplessly: “I also have the right to choose. If you want to do something strange, you must be looking for a big sister with huge breasts, not a small, unattractive child like you, right?”
“…The front is not convex and the back is not warped…Small man…A child who is completely useless….”
Irena, who was so angry that she couldn’t do it, the only remaining camouflage on her face…the full smile was stripped off in an instant.
At the moment when the magic couldn’t be used, she just pursed her lips and rushed over quickly, raised her hands high, and smashed the shackles on his head hard, intending to kill him by physical means.
However……
–boom! Luo Mo raised the shackles in his hands in time, causing the two boards to collide.
“I’m just expressing my own point of view, why are you so excited? I’m a fellow prisoner, so why are you in such a hurry?!”
“Stop talking nonsense! This prison today! Either you die! Or I live! In short, only one person can get out of here alive!!”
Irena, who was full of anger, endured the pain of her ten fingers being shaken, waved her hands again with tears in her eyes, charged, and launched a relentless attack towards him.
At this time…
“—I said, can you put aside the quarrel between the two of you as a couple? I have something very important to tell you, or do you really want to stay here forever?”
As if the black cat couldn’t stand their farce, he couldn’t help but interrupt the prison fight between the two.
“What did you say?!” Irena suddenly turned her head and stared.
“No, no, it’s not that far yet.” Luo Mo smiled and waved his hands, causing Irena to turn her head and stare at him with terrifying eyes: “Shut up!”
“Speaking is my right, unless you kill me, no one can take away my power.”
“It’s also my right to kill people…Today I’m going to kill you! —— Kill both of you!!”
Although her physical condition is not good, Irena still showed 120,000 points of energy, preparing to kill first and then kill the cat, in short, kill everyone alive.
…But in a country full of cats, she is allergic to cats, her body is quite heavy, her head is so dizzy that she even wobbles a little when she walks, and she is easily played by one person and one cat between her palms There was no way to hit any of them.
In the end, she was exhausted, and after her anger was exhausted, she fell down directly, and she simply fell unconscious.
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After Irena vented her anger and collapsed, the dark cell finally fell silent.
“This kid is so impulsive~” Luo Mo squatted beside Irena and poked her face, and after the sickly girl raised her hand to wave his hand away, Sitting aside and looking at the black cat, he said seriously:
“Speaking of which, why did you come to see me?”
“No…I’m mainly looking for Miss Witch next to you.”
“You’re looking for the same thing as me. We are both classmates (bar bars) and friends (inmates), and we have a very good relationship.”
“This… well, I can see it.”
With a slightly hesitant expression, the black cat nodded in agreement with this statement.
Because she felt that the two were indeed quite compatible.
After hearing this, Irena, who was in a daze, raised her head and wanted to refute, but Luo Mo slapped her on the face, blocking her words directly.
“Uh… Are you really okay with treating your classmates and friends like this?” The black cat was a little concerned about Irena’s state, but Luo Mo said bluntly with a refreshing smile: “It’s okay, how good is our relationship? You will hold grudges, just say what you have.â€
“oh oh…..”
Although she cared about Irena’s situation, but seeing how sure he was, she didn’t care about Irena anymore, and directly stated her reason for coming, and told the past.
In this world, a long-lived cat with an attachment in this world will reincarnate into a monster with two tails at the end of its life in extremely rare cases—that is, her.
The country was normal about 40 years ago, and as an old cat who lived for fifteen years, she was loved by everyone in the country.
But very unfortunately, the disease suddenly spread in this country, and people in the town fell ill one by one, and even her breeder caught the disease before she died.
but just countIn 2000, a country with hundreds of years of history died out under the attack of disease. Towns that were originally prosperous gradually became inaccessible. People fled here, and gradually there was no one left.
It’s just…she didn’t leave.
She expects from the bottom of her heart that new people will arrive here again, live and work here to rebuild a new country, and she hopes to feel loved by someone again in the end.
But she waited with hope, and waited, and waited… When she was twenty years old, she couldn’t even walk, but no one wanted to settle here.
As a result, she still failed to fulfill her wish until she died.
Then she didn’t wait for real death, instead she grew two tails, and she could even speak human language.
And people who pass by here will choose to settle here no matter what the reason is after seeing her, and they will unconditionally pet the cat, and even dote on everything about cats, among which she is the object of people’s worship.
No matter the witch or anything else, except for those who are allergic to cats, everyone will be captured by her magic power.
Now people in this country directly enshrine it as the Cat God, and Irena was also imprisoned here for violating the law by touching her.
“…Although I also know that I am despicable…But I still can’t help but use this ability to reinvigorate this country, but now this country has too many people, and the pampering of cats is too much If this continues, it will eventually usher in another destruction, I… can no longer continue to exist.”
The cat god lowered his head in grief and scratched the ground with his cat’s paws, looking very resigned and bitter.
Such an attitude also made Luo Mo nod his head clearly, and said, “That is to say, do you want me to kill you?”
“Huh, ah, to some extent? But I…”
“Okay, I agree! Who made me so kind that I can’t resist other people’s requests.” Luo Mo casually broke free from the shackles on his hands, and under the dumbfounded eyes of the cat god, he hugged her and looked at her with a smile. her eyes, asking:
“—Do you want to steam it or braise it in brown sauce? Personally, I recommend it as a barbecue. Of course, I can’t speak well, but I will give you back to the people of this country and complete your redemption. Let you do your last bit for this country!”
“No, wait, wait!” Cat God frantically waved his limbs in the air, screaming and trying to break free from him: “I just want to get out of here! Not the dead one! Just get out of this country!”
“…Just leave? Don’t you want to atone for your sin? Don’t look at me like this. I’m a bishop, so I can help you atone for it?”
“Bishop? You?”
“I joined the church at the age of nine. According to the normal religious title, I can also be regarded as a cardinal or archbishop. It is actually my job to help people atone for their sins.”
“…the way to kill people?”
“But that is also a kind of redemption. Although I don’t really advocate killing, I respect everyone’s choice.”
“——Don’t! Let me go! I don’t want to become a barbecue~~!!”
The cat god screamed, and his whole body began to twist, trying to escape from the bishop’s clutches, but he still pressed him on his leg.
In a state where she couldn’t break free no matter what, the poor girl lay on her stomach without moving, as if she had resigned herself to her fate.
However, Luo Mo didn’t really roast it, but put it on his lap, regardless of her wishes, and stopped stroking the cat blindly until he was happy.
…When he entered the city, he said that he likes cats. That is not a lie. At least when possible, he does not reject cats.
I also want to eat cats because I like them. After all, things I hate are not suitable for eating. Some things I like are delicious! ——At least he personally thinks so.
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By the time he was let go, the cat god was exhausted.
Although she was not hurt, she was lying on Luo Mo’s lap. When she looked up at Luo Mo who put the shackles on herself again, she had a vague feeling that this person would definitely do something in the gray area without hesitation. matter.
But when she had no other choice, she could only choose to rely on Luo Mo, and cautiously suggested: “I’ve finished my business, now… let’s make a deal?”
“you say.”
“I can find a way to release you from here, and you take me away from this country, how about it? Freedom is nothing compared to bringing an extra cat, right?”
“No, I refuse.”
“Well, I knew you must be—huh? What? Why?!”
The cat god who was still nodding, his eyes widened suddenly, and he looked up at him in disbelief.
“To be honest, I still want to have a meal here, and I will find a way to leave after I finish eating.”
“Stay here just to eat in prison? Are you crazy?!”
“I’ve never eaten it, so I want to try it. Isn’t it normal?”
“But this place is not ordinary at all!” Just complaining, the cat god felt a little tired of complaining, couldn’t help but let out a long sigh of relief, and said quietly with a sigh:
“…Give up, no one here will give you food! Everyone is obsessed with pampering us, and will not do non-essential things, and giving food to prisoners is of course unnecessary matter!”
“How could it be? How could you be so disrespectful to prisoners? Even prisoners are human beings, and in the eyes of those people, they are not worth as much as cats?”
“Don’t be shocked, I’m much more shocked than you.” The cat god raised his front paw in a very humane way, and wipedThe hair on his mouth: “Going to prison for food, this is the first time I have encountered it in so many years.”
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